"He's impossible." Integra complained. "I warned that silly woman against this very situation. And now we have a toy we have to drag along. Apparently a very... stabby... toy. Regardless, how did you decide to transport the dreaded police woman?"

"About that..." Walter began as he opened the door. "We finally decided to transport her in a coffin."

Alucard sat a top the wooden box, leaning back and allowing you to slide a knife in and out of his abdomen with intense pleasure and intrigue.

"Noooo, let me out!!!" Seras yelled.

"Shut up, Sera-ra." You giggled.

"This'll never get through customs." Integra's face fell. "And Alucard, stop letting her stab you, it's disturbing."

"There is no customs." Walter assured her.

"Is that an order?" Alucard smirked and spoke at the same time.

"Why no customs?" Integra sighed and gave up on the twisted vampire. She had to speak up as your sister's cries got louder.

"It's a smuggling ship." Walter stated.

"...I wonder if it'll work out." A grimace grew on her face.

"It turns out we had to send the weapons as well... and my coffin. Or should I say, ours." Alucard spoke but at the last sentence, turned and pulled your chin up with a single finger. "Wouldn't want this little heathen running around the ship, depleting the army."

You swooned and set your knife down, allowing Alucard to stand up.

"It's a smuggling ship we always use. As long as they're paid, they're very trustworthy." Bernadotte assured Integra.

"Get away from my sister!!!" Seras screamed.

"Quiet." Alucard demanded, finally quieting the woman down a touch.

"You're dressed differently." Integra noticed. "I thought sunlight was a vampire's worst enemy?"

"I can't board a plane looking like I usually do. And I'll be walking around in public with my princess." He stroked your hair and pulled you close. "Besides, for me, sunlight is not fatal. I simply hate it."

The sides of your mouth curled up.  This attention was suiting you just fine.

"There is only one order. 'Search and destroy'. Over." Integra smiled.

"Understood, my master." Alucard bent over in a bow. "Now, excuse me, as I play with my new little toy."

She rolled her eyes and left with Walter and the other soldiers to continue loading the weapons and wrap up other loose ends.

"Stop harassing my sister!" Seras complained.

"I'm doing nothing of the sort." Alucard complained right back. "It's a very consensual game we're playing, isn't that right, you darling girl?"

"Yes, vampire king!" You cheered.

"And Seras..." He knocked on the wooden coffin.

"Yes?" She answered weakly.

"Enjoy the thought of all the dirty things that might go on between me and your baby sister in my coffin!" He laughed as you absolutely howled.

"Nooooo!"

"Or on the plane..."

"Ughhhh!"

"Or perhaps I'll do something right on top of your coffin before you leave!"

"EEEEEEEEEE!" She screamed and hammered on the lid.

You were losing your shit in the meanwhile, laughing so hard you snorted, cried and hunched over.

Alucard smiled at your delight and Seras' despair. But he was actually busy, so he simply lifted you up and tossed you over his shoulder.

"Silly girl." He spoke quietly to you. "It's much too easy to please you."