His eyes were wide and his mouth was slightly opened as he peered into the dark room.

"Is... is that her?" He was paused at the doorway, whispering.

You were passed out against the wall, wrapped up in a straitjacket, hair in two braids with satin pink bows. Your dress matched, satin pink and poofy-- socks pink lace.

"Yes. She's normally restrained at night so they don't have to deal with her in the morning..." Seras sighed. At least you looked cleaned. It meant you had been listening to the guards.

"Please... Can you wake her up? If I go in there..." He stopped abruptly and shook his head, finishing the thought in his head. I won't be able to contain myself.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Seras walked in and gently began shaking you awake, standing back a ways.

Suddenly you sat bolt upright and lunged at her with your teeth.

"It's me, you idiot!" She slapped the back of your head.

"Ow!" You frowned. "How the hell would I know!? Who the fuck comes here at this fucking time of night?!"

"Shh! Alucard wanted to meet you. Could you reign it in a little for him?" Her face dropped in embarrassment.

"Alu...card?... WHERE!?" You sat up on your knees and looked around with an inhuman smile.

"Right here little doll, little princess." He appeared in a flash in front of you, throwing his jacket back dramatically. "The one and only, King of the Vampires."

You bounced and squealed on your bed as Seras tried to calm you down.

"Master Alucard, please! Do not excite her too much, it will be ages before she calms down!" Seras scolded him.

"SHUT UP!" You screamed at her.

"Maybe we don't want her to calm down, isn't that right, you precious, precious thing?" He cooed wickedly. "Maybe your big sister the police girl needs to get more excited!"

"Sera-ra get excited! Alucard is here!" You laughed .

I can never get away from him.  Seras gave an annoyed face. Why was Alucard so... happy to see you? It was almost uncomfortable. Were you really... just his type?

"Let's get this off of you..." Alucard mumbled sweetly as Seras was deep in thought.

"Get what off of-- NO!" She shouted as she lunged forward. Alucard had removed your straitjacket. But he simply pushed her back with one hand.

"Oh, what a pretty dress you were hiding!" He cooed again. "Now, let me attend to your big sister, I gave her quite a shove by accident."

"No, Alucard, don't turn away from her.." Seras rubbed her head on the floor.

"Why--Oh. Hmm." Alucard turned right back around, showing Seras what was a sharp piece of perhaps a pencil sticking out of the side of his neck. "Naughty little sugar plum. Did you forget big sister's stories? Did you think I could die from that? Why did you want to kill me?"

You looked at him with a pout; insulted he hadn't even bled.

"And an attitude about it too, hehe!" He giggled.

"She can't help it..." Seras helped herself up. "She has... compulsions. And one of them is to stab."