"Years ago, I lost my dear friend Hide.."

"QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!"

"Sometimes I can still hear his voice.."

"Um, Kaneki.. I think Hide's voice isn't just your imagination.."

"What?"

Hide came bursting in, "THAT IS _I_T_! I AM SICK OF YOU TELLI-"

"HIDE!" Kaneki glomped his best friend, tears flowing like waterfalls.

Blush~

"YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"Th-There there, Kaneki.."

'Wait, he really thought I was dead? Hmmn, perhaps I could use this to my advantage..'

"Kaneki, let's spend some SPECIAL time together, okay..? Since we're finally seeing each other after so long.."

"OF COURSE, HIDE! I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!"

'Did he even hear what I asked for..?'

And so Hide and Kaneki have sex :3 If you want the sex scene, just ask, and I'll add on! XDDD

Much shorter..