#hate triangle
(Insert opening)
Out of the Earth's orbit, two green lights appeared and
they it was Jessica Cruz and Hal Jordan.
Hal: "This is it! I got you pinned inside the tent, staring at
an all-out blitz."
He made a bo staff from his ring and charge at Cruz.
Jessica: "Wait. What? What does that mean?"
Jessica made a green bo staff and block Hal's attacks.
???(Kilowog): "No, no, no."
They turn to see an alien with pink skin and in a green lantern uniform, he looks like he's not happy as they float to the asteroid he was on.
???(Kilowog): "I don't get it, Cruz, what's the plan here? Hope the pizza guy happens by and distracts him?"
Hal: "Eh, could be a good strategy, actually."
???(Kilowog): "Quiet, Jordan! If you were fightin' anyone other than this poozer, you'd be in the infirmary right now."
Hal: "I told you, Kilowog, Jess doesn't fight."
Kilowog: "In the Green Lantern Corps, everyone fights."
Kilowog then makes a hammer and hit Jessica with it as
she made a shield to block it.
Kilowog: "Your ring is only as strong as your willpower.
Fear weakens your mind. It renders your ring useless."
Kilowog then breaks Jessica's shield.
Kilowog: "Why won't you fight back? Are you afraid?"
Jessica: "I'm not afraid!"
She made an octopus and it clamps itself onto Kilowog's
face.
Hal: "She's beating you with sushi."
Kilowog got the octopus off of his face and look to see Jessica pull a rug under him and making him fall.
Jessica: "I just believe that when it comes to fighting, there's always another way."
Kilowog then got back up and turn to Jessica.
Kilowog: "You got lucky. Well, you won't be able to keep that up, forever. Sooner or later, you will have to learn to fight."
Later, Hal and Jessica return back to Earth and got out in their
lantern forms. They then walk on the field and have a conversation.
Hal: "Yeah, Kilowog's right, you know. You're gonna have to hit someone, eventually."
Jessica: "Oh, Hal, must you be so wrong about so many things?"
Then two cheerleaders and a mascot appeared and see
Hal.
Cheerleader: "Go get him tonight, Jordan! Nibble on, Hamsters!"
Hal: "Nibble on. Whoo! Hey."
Jessica:Life isn't like a sports match, Hal. There are more ways to perform a touchdown than punching people.
Hal: "Yeah, whatever. I stopped listening after "Hal.""
He saw the football team as he hides behind a trashcan in fear.
Hal: "Oh, no! I didn't know that we were playing these guys."
Jessica then laugh at Hal.
Jessica: "Hang on! Is the great Hal Jordan actually afraid of the other team?"
Hal: "It's not the team I'm afraid of."
You and Jessica then turn to see a girl with black hair, a red bow,
and a red cheerleader's uniform.
Hal: "I finally got tracked down... By my greatest enemy."
Jessica: "What? Behind the cheerleader?"
Hal: "It is the cheerleader!"
The girl then spot him as he gasps and hides behind a
trashcan.
Hal: "I think she saw me!"
The girl got angry and walk behind the bleachers.
Jessica: "Oh, stop it, you big baby. I'm sure she's...
harmless."
Then a violet light came from behind the bleachers as the
cheerleader is now in a different outfit as she was in violet flames in a shape of a heart.
???(Carol Ferris): "Thought you got rid of me, didn't you, Hal Jordan? Well, now, you're mine!"
She fired a heart shape energy blast at Hal as it blow up the trashcan. As everyone run away, she starts firing energy blasts.
???(Carol Ferris): "You belong to me, Hal Jordan! Show your face, Hal Jordan!"
She then fire an energy blast at the mascot as he run away.
Jessica: "Come on!"
Jessica and Hal hide behind a popcorn maker.
Jessica: "What's going on? Who is this girl?"
Hal: "She's called Star Sapphire, and she's super clingy."
Jessica: "I can see that. Is she some kind of super evil maniacal space princess or something?"
Hal: "Worse! She's... my ex-girlfriend."
Jessica: "Wait. What?"
The popcorn maker got destroyed as Jessica and Hal
head for cover.
Jessica: "Leave it to you to date a super villain. Come on, Hal. As Kilowog would say, "Let's stop this bruiser."
Then Hal and Jessica recite the Green Lantern Oath.
Jessica: "In brightest day, in blackest night."
Hal: "No evil shall escape my sight."
Jessica: "Let those who worship evil's might..."
Hal: "Beware our power..."
Hal and Jessica: "Green Lantern's light!"
Jessica is back in her lantern outfit Hal's ring malfunctions.
Jessica: "What's wrong with your ring?"
Hal hides his ring behind his back in a nervous manner as Jessica gasp.
Jessica: "Hal! Are you scared?"
Hal: "Dude! She really freaks me out."
Carol then fire an energy blast at the two other lanterns. Jessica landed safely as Hal lands on his face.
Jessica: "Run, Hal, the locker room!"
Hal starts running for the locker room as Jessica fly to him and made a bow and arrow and shoot them at the heart shape projectiles. She then make a hamster ball around Hal to protect him.
Carol: "You can't hide from my love, Hal Jordan!"
Jessica: "What did you do to her?"
Hal: "Nothing. She's just mad 'cause I broke up with her."
Carol: "Worst text ever!"
Jessica: "Wait!"
Jessica then stop the hamster ball as Hal ram his face into it by accident.
Jessica: "You broke up with her over text?"
Hal: "I put a smiley face in it. I'm not the Joker."
Carol: "Well, now there's a frowny face..."
Carol made a giant fiery heart with a frown on it.
Carol: "On my heart!"
Jessica: "How could you do that to her?"
Carol: "You broke my heart."
Jessica: "That's the lowest thing you've ever done."
Carol: "I cry myself to sleep every night."
Carol then throw the heart and made an explosion that launch him into Jessica's arms.
Hal: "Will you please just hit her?"
Jessica: "If anyone deserves to be hit, it's you!"
She made a wall to block Carol as Jessica and Hal head to the locker room. When they made it to the locker room, they realized it was the men's locker room.
Random Guy: "Girl!"
All guys ran out of the room as Jessica put Hal down and hit on the back of the head.
Hal: "Ow! Come on. I didn't know she was a Violet Lantern when I started dating her. She was just Carol."
Jessica: "A violet what?"
Hal: "A Violet Lantern. You know, how our rings use will-power, hers uses love."
Carol: "You can't run from me, Hal Jordan! Love will always find a way!"
Hal: "If only I wasn't so effortlessly charming and ruggedly good-looking, then she wouldn't have any power."
Jessica: "Wait a minute. You might be onto something there."
Hal: "Oh, so you think I'm ruggedly good-looking, huh?"
Jessica: "Ugh!"
Jessica then slap Hal and pull him to a mirror.
Jessica: "She's powered by love, right? So, we have to make her not love you. By making you ugly."
Hal: "Good luck!"
Jessica tries to mess up Hal's hair and make him ugly, but to no avail.
Hal: "See? Lost cause."
Both Hal and Jessica hear whistling as they turn to see a
kid with a red shirt, black hair, and blue pants. The kid then turn to Hal and Jessica.
???(Garth Bernstien): "Oh, hey, guys, what's up?"
Jessica: "Garth, take off your clothes."
Garth: "What?"
Jessica then grab Garth and take his clothes off as he put
on a towel. Hal then put on Garth's clothing.
Jessica: "Thanks, Garth. We just need to borrow your style
for a bit."
Garth: "Yeah. You're not the first to tell me that.Everyone
loves my flava."
Jessica: "Okay, Hal, slouch it down a little."
Hal slouched.
Jessica: "Now, shorten your neck."
Hal shortened his neck.
Jessica: "Stick out your gut."
Hal stuck out his gut.
Jessica: "Little more."
Hal stuck out his gut even more.
Jessica: "Perfect! That's super unattractive!"
Garth: "Wait. What?"
Jessica put Hal outside as he sees the Violet Lantern, he then approach as Carol was not happy. Jessica and Garth are hiding behind a trashcan, watching the whole thing.
Carol: "There you are."
Hal: "Greetings, Carol. You want to hear all about my new
allergies?"
Carol: "Eww."
Carol starts losing power.
Jessica: "It's working. She's losing power."
Hal: "Or... Or maybe... Maybe you want to come check out
my..."
Hal then turn to Garth.
Hal: "Hey, Garth, what's something dumb that you like?"
Garth: "Star Battles comic books. But they're not dumb."
Hal then turn back to Carol
Hal: "My Star Battles comic books."
Carol then lose more power and lands on the ground, she
then look at Hal.
Hal: "Look at me, I'm such a losery nerd."
Garth then feels offended.
Garth: "Hey!"
Carol then walks up to Hal.
Carol: "What happened to you?"
She then begins to cry.
Carol: "My beautiful Hal Jordan."
Hal: "Sorry, baby. This is the real me."
Carol: "Look at you, so sad. So pathetic. So gross."
Hal then sniffles.
Carol: "No one can ever love you like this."
Carol begins to regain her power.
Carol: "Except me. I'll love you forever! Only I can see the
beauty behind the geek! No one can love you like I can,
Hal Jordan. Not even... Her!"
Carol then points at Jessica as Garth makes a run for it,
Jessica then point at herself in confusion.
Carol: "Once you're out of the picture, there'll be no one
left between me and my Hal Jordan!"
Jessica: "Oh, wait! You think... [laughs] No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no! No. No, no, no, no, no. We are not together. Not even close to being together. We couldn't be less together--"
Jessica then dodge an energy blast.
Carol: "You will so regret the day you stole my Hally Wal
from me."
Carol then starts sending blasts at Jessica as she use a
bow and arrow to destroy the projectiles, but to no avail.
Hal: "Powered up like this, who knows what destruction
she'll cause. You have to fight her."
Jessica: "No. There's got to be another way."
Jessica then make a safe around Carol as she destroys it.
Carol then fire a barrage of energy blasts as Jessica fly
away from them, Jessica made a wall but Carol destroyed it.
Hal: "Just hit her."
Jessica: "No!"
Jessica made a shield to defend herself from a powerful
beam from Carol.
Carol: "Hal Jordan is mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"
Hal: "Come on. Fight, fight."
Garth and Hal: "Fight, fight."
Jessica: "There's no other way."
Hal: "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Jessica: "I have to hurt you."
Jessica then grab Carol and hug her.
Carol: "What... What are you doing?"
Jessica: "Carol, he doesn't love you."
Carol then starts crying.
Carol: "No!"
Jessica: "I'm sorry. I know it hurts. He doesn't love you."
Hal: "That is not how you hit!"
Jessica: "Listen, Carol, I get it. We all want to be loved, but you can do so much better than Hal Jordan."
Hal: "Good luck."
Jessica: "I mean, look at him."
Hal: "Huh?"
Jessica: "His face is way too small for his head."
Hal: "Hmm."
Jessica: "He's got terrible breath."
Carol: "It smells like dog food."
Jessica: "His real name is Harold.
Hal: "My name is Hal!"
Jessica: "The only book he's ever read, is a playbook."
Carol: "I tried to get him to read Pride and Prejudice once, and he asked where the pictures were."
Jessica: "See? He's a smelly, freakish, nincompoop."
Hal: "Uh, hey, Star, hit her."
Jessica: "Listen, Carol, you'll find the love you need, when
you learn to love yourself."
She then float into the air as she feel the love within her.
Carol: "Thank you, Green Lantern. I don't think I've ever
felt love like this. My blind desire for Hal Jordan kept mefrom seeing how much love I had inside of me. You're right, if he can't appreciate me, then he isn't good enough For me. So be warned, Hal Jordan, one day, I will makeyou good enough for me! And then you'll be mine,
forever!"
Before Carol fly away, she and Jessica sees you land while you're in your falcon armor
(y/n):the battle's over aww sucks to be it
Carol then look a you for a moment and realize that you
are Mega Man X
Carol: "Hold on, you're Mega Man X"
(Y/N): "Yes?"
Carol: "Oh my gosh, and you're Mega Man X, you and Mega Man are the greatest heroes ever, but where's mega man."
(y/n):he's not here
Hal: "Wait, He's---
Jessica:yep
Hal: "Gotcha."
Carol: "Can I have your autographs?!"*holding a pen and
pictures of you as mega man x*
You sign the pictures, then Carol then do a selfie with you. You see the football field and see that it's destroyed as Carol hugs you very
tightly.
(Y/N): "What happened here?"
Jessica:yeah I a can explain.
One Explanation later.
(Y/N): "Hal Jordan, you are a disgrace to romance!"
Hal: "Hey!"
(Y/N): "Only wussies break up over text."
Hal: "You know, you could have just hit her, Jess. Now that she loves herself, she'll be totally unstoppable. Trust me, I've seen a million chicks like this."
You and Jessica hit Hal on the shoulder.
Hal: "Ow!"
(y/n): "That outfit suits you, fatso."
Hal: *Offended*"Hey!"
You then turn to Carol who is currently hugging you very
tightly.
(Y/N): "Ms. Ferris?"
Carol was snapped back out into reality and then let go of
you and blushes.
(Y/N): "You don't have to be violent to be a lantern, there
are other ways to be a lantern, and Jessica shown she
can be lantern by protecting people."
Jessica blushed and smiles.
(Y/N): "Well Carol, if you have a ring that is powered by
love, you must have someone special after you got over
fatso."
Jessica snickers at the joke as Carol blushes.
Carol: "Yep I do."
Carol's thoughts: "And it's you (Y/N) (L/N)."
(Y/N): "Well it's nice to meeting you Carol."
Carol: "Wait, before you go, I want to give you something."
(Y/N): "What is it?"
Carol: "This."
Carol then kiss you on the cheek as you lightly blushed.
Carol: "Bye (Y/N)!"
Carol then fly away into the city.
Hal: "What just happened?"
Jessica: "I think your ex found someone else."
Hal: "Great, now he loves him now, she's more powerful
than ever."
(Y/N): "At least you're off of her mind."
Hal: "Oh yeah."
(y/n):if the football field is a wreck we should clean this up.
Jessica:good idea (y/n)
The end
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