The Grave Sights
At the Metropolis High School, everyone is in the auditorium.
Chapin: All right, listen up. The cart needs a new suspension system, I don't know why that would be.
Hal and Barry look around innocently.
Chapin: And the school needs some general repairs.
Baran: Why's that?
A stage light falls, nearly hitting Chapin.
Chapin: That's why. The problem is, we don't have the money to fix any of it. So does anyone have any ideas for how we can raise the money to cover these costs?
Baran: Hey, I got some choice sports equipment in the shed! Let's have a sports tournament, and get physic--.
Baran's chair breaks and he falls on his butt.
Chapin: Any other ideas?
Jessica: A bake sale!
Chapin: No.
Kara: A concert?
Chapin: Mmm...
Nathan: Oh! Hey Mr. Chapin--.
Chapin: No.
Dick: We could--.
Chapin: No!
Nathan: Come on, Mr. Chapin, just hear us out!
Chapin: (sighs) Fine. What is it?
Jason: We could have a scary movie night!
Dick: Yeah, in the abandoned cemetery!
Chapin: You guys want to see a scary movie there?
Shadow Warriors: Yes.
Chapin: You know what? That could work. That's not a bad idea!
Baran: Aw, what?
Diana: Ooh! A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!
Babs: Very exciting.
Chapin: Alright, it's settled then. (Gives everyone their jobs) Carter, you'll set up the chairs with John, Barry, Cisco, and, Hal.
Carter: Hmph.
John: Whatever.
Chapin: Barbara, you'll be in charge of concession with Diana, Karen, Stephanie, Jessica, and Garth.
Diana, Babs, Karen, Stephanie, Jessica, and Garth: Yes/Huzzah!
Chapin (continued): Baran and Johnathan, you'll be in charge of decoration duties with Kara and Zee.
Baran: Yeah! (High fives Crane)
Chapin: I'll be in charge of admissions. Nathan, Dick, Jason, and Tim... (Pause) You're in charge of getting the movie and getting the word out. But if this doesn't work, it's going on your permanent record.
Jason: Pfft, it's gonna work.
Shadow Warriors: (Rapping) Because we know everything about scary movies, and you know nothing about scary movies! We'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies!
Chapin: STOP SINGING!
Shadow Warriors: Our... knowledge... of... scary... movies.
Nathan: We'll go get the movie.
The Shadow Warriors go to Movie Shack Hut.
Dick: You find anything yet?
The scene goes inside the Movie Shack Hut.
Tim: We gotta get this one!
The screen goes to a videocassette of Mounties of Death: Hoser Spree
Tim (continued): Mounties of Death: Hoser Spree!
Nathan: Eh, the book was better. (Puts back the tape) Oh, this is a classic of Italian horror!
The screen goes to a VHS of Libraria: Beware the DeweDecimall System.
Nathan (continued): Libraria!
Jason: Dude, what is with you? Nobody's gonna want to read subtitles!
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Oh, so you guys think you know about horror? Come into my lair.
The Movie Shack Hut Employee gets a DVD from under the counter.
Movie Shack Hut Employee (continued): This is from my stash.
The Shadow Warriors look at it and the screen goes up to show the case. Scary music is heard in the background.
Movie Shack Hut Employee (continued): Zombocalypse 3D!
Tim: Oh yeah, I saw this a few years back.
Movie Shack Hut Employee: No you didn't.
Tim: Huh?
Movie Shack Hut Employee: This is the foreign bootleg director's cut. 3 hours and 28 minutes of remastered pee-your-pants horror and gore that will make your eyeballs barf!
Dick: Wait. (Takes the tape out of the case) What kind of tape is this?
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Duh, Zetamax 3D, it's like the only way to truly experience this movie. Of course, you'll need... (He groans as he picks up the projector) one of these babies. The Zetamax Projectron LLX. It'll make those zombies pop.
Shadow Warriors: Whoa...
The Shadow Warriors smiled.
Dick: We'll take it.
Movie Shack Hut Employee: Wise choice. (He picks up a bunch of dirty 3D glasses) Here, you guys are gonna need some of these babies. (Zooms in on the glasses) I'll go ring you guys up.
Shadow Warriors: Yeah yuh![high five each other]
The montage shows the Shadow Warriors going to the cemetery to clean up which is covered in garbage, they hand out posters but no one takes them, John is seen reading the newspaper.
The Shadow Warriors setting up the projector, Kara, Zee, Baran, and Crane are making decorations, the Shadow Warriors hanging up posters, Chapin is at the entrance of the school and people show up, and the Shadow Warriors are at Horror-Con passing out the posters, a line of people come to get their tickets at the school and money is falling around Chapin.
The montage ends and goes to the cemetery, Hal and Barry hand out the 3D glasses and Diana is making cotton candy with the girls.
Babs: Get your candy cobwebs on a stick!
Chapin: I can't believe it. They did it!
Baran: I STILL think we should've had a sports tournament. If this movie night fails, which I know it will, I've got my sports gear here as a backup plan.
Baran drops the equipment on the ground.
Baran: You dudes are gonna thank me for this.
Baran walks away and Jason starts the movie, the crowd cheers; the movie begins with the Zombie Slayer walking down a street.
Zombie Slayer: I was your average everyday kinda guy but that was before IT all happened. Before the satellite triggered the deadly necro virus and took everything I ever knew.
A zombie comes out of a car window.
Zombie Slayer: Batter up!
He hits the zombie with his bat which makes the zombie hit the screen and the title comes up.
Zombie Slayer: This is Zombocalypse 3D!
The crowd cheers.
Shadow Warriors: Yeah-yuh! (They hi-five each other)
The movie shows Zombie Slayer and his girlfriend in a house while the zombies are outside.
The movie shows Zombie Slayer and his girlfriend in a house while the zombies are outside.
Zombie Slayer: Don't worry baby. I got these suckers. Baby?
His girlfriend turns out to be a zombie.
Zombie Slayer: Oh, great!
She tackles him and hisses; the crowd gasps.
Tim: (fear) Oh Christ, oh Christ, oh Christ!
Zombie Slayer: Baby, you let yourself go really bad.
She groans; Jason grabs Tim's shoulder which makes him yell and knock over the projector, causing the film to stop; the crowd boos.
Tim: Dude, why did you do that?
Dick: I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.
Male Civilian #1: Hey I want my money back!
The others agree and Chapin, who's in the crowd, turns around to see Nathan, Dick, Jason, and Tim.
Chapin: Fix it! Fix It!
Nathan: Come on, come on!
They put the projector back on the box, Tim blows on the tape and then spits on it.
Dick: Aw, why did you spit on it?
Tim: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Dick: Give me that!
Dick puts it in the projector the wrong way and it doesn't work.
Jason: Dude, why isn't it working?
Chapin: (Slamming his chair against the ground) Fix it! FIX IT! FIX IT!
Dick gets on the projector and shakes it; it causes rays to go out and into the ground one of which hits a guy.
Male Civilian #2: Ow my kidneys!
A zombie is seen awakening and Nathan takes the tape out.
Nathan: Aw Dick, you put it in backwards!
Nathan puts it in the projector the right way.
Nathan: There.
The movie continues playing, the crowd cheers and Chapin goes back to watching the movie.
Shadow Warriors: Phew.
Tim: That was close.
A zombie is seen coming out of the ground, ripping the screen, and walking toward the crowd.
Stephanie: Cool...[watching the movie along with her friends]
Dick: Whoa... The zombies do pop out at you.
Jason: Totally. That one is coming far off the screen.
Nathan: Yeah, and-. Wait a second, we're not wearing our 3D glasses.
Dick: So that means...
The zombie walks up to a man and grabs his arm)
Male Civilian #3: (Chuckles) Hey guys, check this out.
Babs: [panic] That's a real zombie!
The zombie is about to bite his arm.
Nathan: Oh man, oh man, what do we do?!
The Zombie Slayer grabs a round chainsaw blade.
Zombie Slayer: Hey, worm bait!
He throws it and it decapitates the zombie.
Zombie Slayer: Heads up.
The crowd cheers.
Nathan: Baran's sports equipment!
They run to the pile, Nathan picks up a discus, throws it, and decapitates the zombie.
Kara: Dude, nice shot.
The ground shakes.
Garth: What's happening now?!
Zombie Slayer: Okay, genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand: (The zombies come out of the ground) The thing you just did, it's woken up the dead - and they're ticked off!
The zombies walk towards the crowd and their arms are seen reaching toward the crowd.
Nathan: [to the team] Dude, if anyone gets infected, we're going to have a real zombie apocalypse. We gotta keep the zombies away from the people. Zee, I need you to create a barrier around the cemetery so the zombies won't get out.
Zee: Got it.[created a magic barrier around the cemetery]
The Young Justice grabs discus and javelins and they yell.
Young Justice: [battle cry and charges]
Male Civilian #4: (Reaches out toward the zombie) Oh cool.
A javelin is thrown into the zombie thanks to Tim, Babs, Garth, Jessica, and Cisco.
Male Civilian #4: Aw man, zombie just took a hit!
Various zombies are seen killed by Discus thrown by Nathan, Dick, Jason, Stephanie, and Diana.
Male Civilian #5: Whoa, did you see that zombie get a discus to the face?
The crowd cheers; Garth fights off the zombies and matches Zombie Slayer's moves in the movie, a zombie grabs Garth's javelin.
Garth: Whoa!
The zombie pushes him which makes Garth stab another zombie causing its head to be stabbed, Garth hits 2 zombies and hits the one that pushed him.
Garth: No!
A javelin gets thrown into a zombie's back and it is shown that Baran threw it. Hal, Barry, and John are here to assist.
Baran: Yo guys! I told you this stuff would come in handy!
3 zombies are seen walking near the group Skips grabs a long stick lying against a tree
Carter: Duck!
Carter screams and runs towards the zombies while Zombie Slayer does the same thing on the screen; Carter stabs the 3 zombies, flips, and crushes their heads; Zombie Slayer is kneeling.
Zombie Slayer: Better fire up the grill 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!
The crowd cheers and goes to Karen who's laughing while zombies go near her.
Karen: Now, now. Don't crowd, there's enough for everybody.
Dick: Karen!
Dick throws a discus which decapitates all the zombies; a zombie grabs Karen's shoulder and screams.
Hal: Hey wormhole! Get a tasty bite out of this!
Hal throws a shot put ball and it decapitates it.
Chapin: (Reaches out to a zombie) Wow, this is amazing.
Nathan screams; decapitates the zombie with a discus and the head bounces off Benson's head and he laughs thinking it 3D; The Scene goes to a grave nearby with the name Howard "Hellion" Fightington and a big, muscular arm comes out of the ground.
Nathan: Dude, I think we got them all.
Howard walks in front of the screen and looks similar to the big zombie seen in the movie; Howard cracks his knuckles and neck and growls
Stephanie: Carter, look out!
Howard growls and Carter kicks his crotch but it turns to dust, Howard looks up at Skips with a painless expression.
Carter: Oh no.
Howard punches Carter, picks him up off the ground, and throws him to where the Shadow Warriors are; Stephanie and Jason throw their javelins but Howard catches them and throws them at them; the Shadow Warriors barely get away and they groan in pain as they fall.
Dick: Ugh, he's just too strong.
Stephanie: Guys, look! A cart!
The zombies are blinded by the cart headlights while Zombie Slayer is seen in a car.
Nathan: Okay you lousy, undead creep-
Zombie Slayer: - You've taken a lot from me but if you think you're gonna deprive me of my-
Nathan: -fight for humanity-
Nathan and Zombie Slayer: You're sorely mistaken!
Both of them step on the gas and drive toward the zombies; the Shadow Warriors nod to each other and leap out of the cart, surprising Howard and the cart explodes when it hits him.
All: Woah...
The screen would burn away as soon as the movie ends.
Chapin: Ha, yeah!
Tim is holding the box with money in it.
Jason: Dude, I think we did it.
Chapin: (Laughs) That was great! It felt like I was in the actual movie! Aw man, you guys earned A+'s
Shadow Warriors: (Hi-fiving each other) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chapin: And you're gonna earn another one 'cause we're doing this again tomorrow night, the same way.
He laughs and walks away.
Nathan: Sh**.
The End[A/N: Happy Halloween 🎃]
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