Shock It To Me

It was another day at Metropolis High, as Lois was unlocking the door to the Daily Planet News Club room. And inside the room was...

Lois Lane: [gasps] Leslie Willis. I see you let yourself in. Again. What brings you by?

Leslie Willis: Just saving your newspaper, Lois. I've got an idea that'll make it at least somewhat readable.

Lois: [starts writing] Make it fast. I got deadlines.

Leslie: Picture this. A gossip column is written by yours truly.

Lois: Not a chance.

Leslie: What? Why not? [picks up newspaper] Worried I'll upstage the puff pieces you write? Saving cats. Seriously?

Lois: Look, Willis. You got spunk, gumption, and bravado, all qualities of a great reporter, but gossip columns are too mean, and not to put too fine a point at it, so are you. Anything else?

Leslie: [groans]

After Leslie left, she decided to cause some mischief, as she took out her phone, and started rubbing electricity between her fingers.

Lois: [slurping coffee]

[electricity crackling]

She then blew electricity near the outlet for the computer, causing it to short circuit and scare Lois, making her spill her coffee on herself.

Lois: [yelps]

As Leslie looked at her accomplishment, while she smirk, and walked off.

Later, at her home, it turns out Leslie took a picture of Lois' misfortune and posted it online, calling it "Java Jolt".

Leslie: [laughs wickedly] Too mean, eh, Lois Lame? Well, the public loves the mean, and I'm gonna give 'em all they can handle.

Soon, she submitted it, and it started getting many followers, much to her enjoyment. In the picture room, Jimmy Olsen had recently taken some new pictures of Superman, but Leslie used her powers to turn on the lights, much to Jimmy's disappointment as if it ruined all his pictures. Next, as Barbi was about to walk out the electric door, Leslie used her powers to make the door close on her, leaving her face pressed against the door. As Barry was running late for class, Leslie zaps him from behind, causing him to jump and smash his face head-first into the wall. Finally, in Biology class, Garth had to dissect a starfish, much to his despair.

Garth: [sniffles] You deserve better, buddy. [groans]

Just as he was about to dissect it, Leslie zapped it, causing it to jump onto Garth's face and make him fall to the ground. When the girls and Shadow Warriors saw the picture, they were laughing.

Diana: Poor Garth. Why in the name of Hera do you laugh?

Babs: Because it's funny.

Diana: "Funny"? Is this what the world of man finds humorous? This suffering of others?

Zee: [chuckles] Oh, it's just an embarrassing moment, Diana. We all have 'em.

Diana: And we are all hurt when we are mocked and ridiculed. Mankind is better than this.

Soon, Lois showed up, and a few kids were beginning to laugh.

Boy: [mocking] Hey, look! It's Lois Lame.

[laughing]

Leslie: Hey, Lois. Bet you wish you had a gossip column now.

Lois: Ugh!

Leslie sent a jolt of electricity at the doorknob, zapping Lois silly.

Diana noticed the girls and Shadow Warriors were trying to hold in their laughter.

Leslie: [laughing]

Nathan: [guilt] [sighs] [to Dick and Tim Let's go help her.

[all laughing]

The Shadow Warriors go to help Lois and she thanked them for that.

Nathan: [to Leslie] Why don't you back off, Willis?

Leslie: [sarcastic tone] Oh, I'm so scared. Whatever McKnight.

As soon as they helped Lois, Leslie zaps Nathan's hand with electricity and made him slap Kara's butt. Kara was so furious and embarrassed she sucker-punched Nathan right in the face.

Later, at the mall, Leslie was browsing around for some new victims for her channel.

Leslie: Hmm.

[elevator dings]

Leslie: Oh! Things are looking up. Or should I say, down?

[crackling]

Leslie: [laughs mischievously]

Diana: The warranty stated these would withstand vigorous activity, but they did not withstand [takes out shoe] infantry training.

While Diana is shopping, the Shadow Warriors are eating Chipotle food in the food court.

Nathan: [got a black eye] OK, somebody's messing with us. But who?

Tim: [working on his invention] I'm detecting some strange electrical pulses earlier from the school. Probably a metahuman on the loose. But anyway.[finished his invention] Gentlemen, I may present my Tubro. Adrenaline. Bionic Implant shoes! Or Tabi shoes for short.

Dick: So, what can they do?

Tim: Well, remember Nathan's superhuman speed? I analyzed his speed to create hyper-speed shoes. With these bad boys, we can move as fast as Nathan.

Nathan: Brilliant idea, Tim.

Tim: Thank you, thank you.[put the shoes]

Dick: This is amazing.[puts the shoes]

Meanwhile, Carol is at the mall shopping with this Caucasian girl with blonde hair past her shoulders and bright blue eyes. Her hair is wavy and she keeps most of it tucked behind her ears, save for two bangs that frame her face.

???: So I told him it was me or his sanity.

Carol: Wow.

Then the girl saw Tim at the food court with his friends.

???: [joyful] Tim!

Carol: Wait, is that the boy you told me that you're madly in love with since elementary school?

The blonde hair girl blots off, leaving Carol.

Carol: Steph wait! Is he alive or at least breathing?

Then Tim somebody's presents.

Tim: [annoyed] Oh no

???: [flirtatious] Hey, Timbo.

Tim: [annoyed] What are doing here Stephenie?

Stephanie: What's up with the face? Oh, I know, you need to get more sun and stop wasting your time on technology.

Tim: [annoyed] Go away.

Nathan: Uh, you want to introduce me to your friend, Tim?

Tim: [sigh] Nathan, this is Stephenie Brown. She's from Gotham City.

Dick: Plus she had a crush on Tim since elementary school.

Nathan: I see.

Stephenie: Yeah, I live in Gorham. But now I moved to Metropolis. And besides this time I'll be able to keep my eyes on Tim.[winks at Tim]

Tim: [blushes/groans]

Stephanie: Good to see you again, Dick. Nice meeting you, Nathan. [Left the boys]

Nathan: [teasing] Well, looks like someone has a-

Tim: No, stop! No!

Meanwhile, Leslie's idea of funny was seeing the terrified reactions of people falling in an elevator. The Shadow Warriors were about to morph as the elevator came crashing down, Wonder Woman appeared and used her golden lasso to keep it from falling.

Diana: [struggling to keep the elevator up]

Soon, the people in the elevator were brought down safely, and the crowd went wild!

[crowd cheering]

Leslie: [pushing through the crowd] Out of the way!

[woman grunts]

Leslie: What's your problem, lady? You ruined my shot!

Diana: Your shot? It is you! You are the one behind these videos! Well, contrary to what you may think, I believe that your inter-web theatrical comedy is, in fact, a tragedy, and mean in spirit.

Leslie: "Mean in spirit"? "Heartless"? [gasps] [acting sorry] Golly Gee Wilikers! And to think of all those poor losers on my website who keep getting laughed at over and over again. What was I thinking?

Shadow Warriors: [sweat drops]

Diana: Well, I am pleased you have seen the error of your ways.

Leslie: Tell you what. Why don't you and the other superhero girls watch my, uh, inter-web theatrical comedy tonight for an extra special announcement... Just for you.

Diana: Indeed we shall.

Tim: That was easy.

The crowd goes to Diana and thanks her for saving them. The Shadow Warriors left the mall and headed home, unaware Stephanie noticed the Morpher on Tim's wrist, and she started to put the pieces together.

Meanwhile, Leslie watched this and was planning her next move.

Leslie: Hey everyone out there in Leslie Land. Tonight I've got a special announcement to make. Someone so thoughtfully pointed out my channel is mean in spirit. So therefore I'm retiring. And handing over the site to new management! I'd like to introduce your new host...

[crackling]

[thunderclap]

[crackling continues]

[thunderclap]

Livewire: What up, Metropolis? The name's Livewire. And you thought what Leslie was doing was mean in spirit. Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. I'm gonna sum things up. As in super-prank, super-laughs, and super-humiliation. And Wonder Whiner, Shadow Dweebs, and the Superhero Girls, just try and stop me!
[crackling] [Karen's laptop shorts out]

Diana: That did not go the way I expected.

Kara: Ha! Seriously? Does Ms. Swak Jock think she can scare us? Now that's funny.

Diana: Hmm.

At Nathan's house.

Nathan: I got a bad feeling about this.

When Kars went to handle Livewire, she tried to zap her with absorbed electricity from the street lamps, but Kara didn't feel a thing.

Kara: [guffaws]

Then, Livewire absorbed the electricity from the movie theater making her electricity stronger and pushing Kara back into the back of a garbage truck.

Next, it was Green Lantern (Jessica) vs. Livewire! Livewire tried to zap her but Green Lantern made tire from her ring because rubber blocks electricity. Then, she disappeared into a street lamp and then reappeared from a man's phone and kicked Green Lantern in the boutiques!

Next, Livewire was trying to impress a crowd with a spectacular appearance, but Zatanna also made a spectacular appearance, which made Livewire send electricity from decorative lights right to Zee, causing her hair to get frizzy and messed up. Next, she possessed Batgirl's motorcycle and made it chase her.

Next, Nathan, Dick, and Tim are at the pier, fighting the Shadowkhan and a monster named Copybot.

Unaware, Livewire electrified the smoothie machine and blasted them with a tidal wave of smoothies.

Shadow Warriors: Whooooaaaaa!

Stephanie was about to help them out, but Copybot took a picture of her. Stephanie looked on unbelieving at the copy and was then sucked into the camera by a red light.
pushed herself up and shook her head. She was in a dark foggy box-shaped room. There was only a hexagon-shaped window directly in front of her. She looked around scared. There was a light coming down from a hole cut out in the top of the room. Just outside the window, Copybot appeared nearly 10 times the height of Stephanie.

Finally, when Bumblebee went to fight Livewire, she ended up taking control of her suit and made her do the chicken dance, humiliating herself. Back at Karen's house, Ash and the girls were watching the humiliating events that happened to the superheroines.

Babs: "These videos are the best. SHGs are the worst. Bumblebee, funniest video ever!"

Karen: [crying in the closet] And I'm never, ever coming out again! Ever!

Jessica: It's not that bad, Karen.

Then, an incoming announcement came from Livewire's channel.

Livewire: Waddup, Metropolis? Livewire here with a major-razor invite to all my shockers. Glen Morgan Square. Midnight. Come see my most epic prank yet. And Super-Lamo-girls, especially you, Wonder Wimp... [gags] You should come too. If you dare.

A video then played of Livewire kicking Jessica's butt.

Jessica: [grunting]

Diana: Livewire dares challenge us again? Now that is funny! [chuckles] Tell me I am right.

[sigh wearily]

With the Shadow Warriors

The trio is covered in juices and started to wonder how are they going to stop Livewire. Fake Stephanie started to distract the hero, while Copybot is wreaking havoc in the city.

Soon, the girls were at Glen Morgan Square to end Livewire's reign of cruelty.

However, Wonder Woman noticed the girls were hiding.

Wonder Woman: Sisters, why so frightened when so many have come to see us triumph?

Green Lantern (Jessica): We're not frightened. It's just they haven't come to see us triumph.

Bumblebee: They've come to see her make fools of us.

[clamoring]

Livewire: Waddup, Metropolis? Are you ready for the prank night of the century?

[crowd cheering]

Livewire: So you may be wondering what Livewire has in store for her beloved shockers. Let's kick things off as the queen of mean memes unleashes some mean memes.

[all gasp]

Livewire: Ha! Explains her recycled outfit.

[all laughing]

Livewire: I guess Batgirl still needs training wheels.

[all laughing]

Livewire: [gasps] Look, everyone. We found the cause of greenhouse gasses.

[all laughing]

Livewire: Who wore it better? Zatanna or porcupines?

[all laughing]

Livewire: Anybody ordered the Three Stooges smoothies?

[all laughing]

The Shadow Warriors grumbled at Livewire.

Livewire: Looks like bees don't dance, huh?

[all laughing]

Livewire: But wait a minute. We're missing one. Where is Wonder Weenie? Did she have the guts to show up tonight? Come on, Livewire's calling you out.

Wonder Woman: Come, sisters, our enemy awaits. Huh? Do you hesitate?

Batgirl: We can't go out there.

Wonder Woman: Girls, you must believe in people's humanity. They are good. They could never laugh when faced with true suffering.

[wind blowing]

[indistinct chatter]

[snickering]

Meanwhile, the Shadow Warriors rushed to Glenn Square to face Livewire. With Stephanie, still trapped in the camera, she managed to break free and head to Glenn Square

Stephanie arrived and glared at Fake Stephanie

Tim: Two Stephanies?!

Dick: But which one?

She glared and got out of the car and marched so she was a few yards in front of the real Stephanie.

Fake Stephanie: "Anything you can do? I can do better."

Stephanie: "Except pick clothes. And what is up with that hair?"

Fake Stephanie: "You think you're funny?! Bring it on girlfriend!"

She shouted and the two charged forward and engaged in battle.

As soon as the Shadow Warriors were about to help her out, Copybot appeared in between them.

Copybot: "Stephanie busy I heard you say."The monster said, "So the copy bot has come to brighten your day."

Nathan: Alright then. Ready!

Dick and Tim: Ready!

Nathan and Tim: Ninja Storm...

Dick: Thunder Storm...

Shadow Warriors: Warrior Form ha!

[Skip to 0:05 and end at 0:11]

Nathan: Power of Fire!

Tim: Power of Earth!

Dick: Power of Thunder!

The trio engaged at Copybot while Stephanie is still fighting Fake Stephanie.

Fake Stephanie: "Looks like you met your match."

Stephanie looked like she was in deep thought

Fake Stephanie: "Face it sister you're finished."

Stephanie: "I would say you're the one who's washed up."[grabs the bucket of water and throws it at Fake Stephanie]

Fake Stephanie: "Help me I'm melting!"

She shouted and dissolved into a pool of water. Stephanie shrugged smirking.

Stephanie: "Well, I guess she's not exactly like me."

Stephanie looks at the boys who tied up Copybot.

Dick: Stephanie, is that you?

Stephanie: Yep.

Tim: [didn't believe] Prove it.

Stephanie: Tim, you're afraid of heights. And Dick, your real name is Richard.

Tim: OK it's her.

Dick: [snickered] You're afraid of heights?

Tim: You want to make something of it, Richard?

Stephanie: And I know that you guys are the Shadow Warriors. I want in.

Dick: Look, Steph, I don't think it's a good idea. It's a big responsibility.

Stephanie: I know. But I want to fight for justice and to protect my family. And the world.

Dick: Well, she's in. Tim?

Tim: Yeah, she's in.

Nathan: [brought a Morpher to Stephanie] Stephanie Brown. You're now a member of the Shadow Warriors.

Stephanie: [puts the Shadow Morpher on her wrist] Thanks. Ninja Storm! Warrior Form ha!

[Skip to 0:02 and end at 0:05]

Stephanie: Power of Ice!

Nathan: Let's go!

The Shadow Warriors Ninja Streaked to Glenn Square. Diana is fighting Livewire.

Livewire: Hey! Look who's here!

Wonder Woman: [draws out sword] Livewire, your reign of cruelty and humiliation has reached its end.

Livewire: No, I don't think so. If anything, it's only just begun.

Diana: [grunts] [screams] [charges]

Livewire: [blows kiss] [electricity crackles]

Wonder Woman: Ow!

[all laughing]

Wonder Woman: [screaming]

[electricity crackles]

Wonder Woman: [grunting]

Livewire: [laughs wickedly]

[electricity crackles]

Livewire: See, Blunder Woman. The people love the mean.

[all laughing]

Livewire: Hear them laugh? Laughing at you? You're just a joke to them. And now, it's time for the punch line.

[electricity crackling]

Livewire: [grunts]

Wonder Woman: [groaning]

[all laughing]

Livewire: What's the matter, Wonder Weakling?

[all gasping]

[electricity crackles]

Diana: [screams]

[all gasp]

Diana: [groaning]

Livewire: [laughs wickedly]

[electricity crackling]

Livewire: Huh? [screams]

Livewire started launching more electricity, as the girls and the Shadow Warriors came in and countered it.

Wonder Woman: [screaming]

Livewire: [grunts] You think your friends will save you? [laughs wickedly][absorbs electricity]

[all gasp]

[clamoring]

Livewire: [grunts]

Soon, she blasted all the electricity into one big blast across the city.

[all groaning]

Man: Huh. That was interesting.

Livewire: [laughs maniacally] Huh? Hey, what gives? Why aren't you laughing? This is hilarious. Whatever, losers. If that didn't grab your attention, maybe this will.

[crackling]

[girl laughs]

Livewire: [gasps]

Turns out, Livewire was out of power.

[camera shutter clicking]

Livewire: Stop it. Stop laughing.

[crowd laughs]

Livewire: Stop laughing at me! [yells]

Nathan: Now you know how it feels.

Livewire: [growls]

She then uses the last of her powers to escape through a phone.

[crackles]

[beeping]

Kara: You glad guys can make it. Who's she?

Nathan: Right, this is um-

Stephanie: Spoiler. The newest member of the Shadow Warriors.

Then Copybot appeared in between them.

Copybot: "SHADOWKHAN! Get them I say attack right away!"Copy Bot shouted

The Shadowkhan ran forward as the Shadow Warriors grabbed their weapons.

Nathan: Ninja Shadow Battle!

Nathan called as he charged forward. A screen came up with Nathan and the Ninja Khan's shadows behind it and Nathan fighting them off with ease.

Dick: "I'll take some of that action!"

Dick called out as he charged forward. Another screen came up with Dick this time; taking them as easily as Nathan had.

Dick: These are some bad haircuts."

Tim: My turn!

Another screen came up with Tim and took down twenty Ninja Khan in ten seconds.

Tim: Very intriguing.

Stephanie: [brought out her Three-Section-Staff] "If you can't beat them, screen them!"

Stephanie yelled, charging forward as a fourth and final screen came up.

Stephanie: "Shadow Warrior makeover complete."

She bragged after defeating the Ninja Khan footmen with ease.

Dick: "Have a nice day."

Dick said as the Shadowkhan fell.

Copybot: "So you beat the Shadowkhan. Whoop-de-do! You Warriors will pay by the time I'm through!"Copy Bot said

He shout something at the Shadow Warriors which made them explode.

Copybot: "It's over to you. Time to meet your doom.

They yelled out, right before they attacked. But, when they brought their weapons down, the Copybott disappeared.

Copybot: "Warriors, get up and fight if you have the might!" Copybott rhymed as he reappeared, "Copybott magic for you, it's so tragic."

Nathan: I got some magic for you![fires his Lightning Strike and electrocuted Copybot]

Shadow Warriors: Shadow Cannon!

They summoned the Shadow Cannon and pointed at Copybot.

Shadow Warriors: Fire!

The Shadow Warriors destroyed Copybot but suddenly, he grew into a mega monster

Copybot: Look at me, I'm big as a tree!

Nathan: You might want to step aside, Stephanie.

Shadow Warriors: Dragon Spirits Rise!

The trio summoned their dragon spirits and formed the Megazord.

Shadow Warriors: Shadow Warrior Megazord!

Copybot: "Hey, over here!" the Copybott called, "Give this a try. Copybott multiply!"

Dick: "Wow! He cloned himself."

Copybot: "Multiple attacks!" the Copybott yelled, "Give them a whack!"

The Copybott and his clones attacked the Megazord, causing them to erupt in sparks and sending them back away from him.

Tim: "Jade, we've got a serious multiplication problem here!

Jade: [on comms] "I've got something for you, try the Megazord Lighting Mode Jitsu technique. You can control it with your inner power, but remember it only lasts sixty seconds."

Dick: "It takes longer to make microwavable popcorn!"

Nathan: "That's all the time we need. Ready guys?"

Tim: "We're all over it.

Dick: "Let's go!"

Nathan: "Lighting Megazord Jitsu!"

The metal bulk from the Megazord was removed and left in its place was a sleek model of the original Megazord. It started hopping around on its toes like a boxer.

Nathan: "We're a lean mean fighting machine!"

Copybot: "Ants in your pants?" the Copybott asked, "That's quite the dance! There's so many of me, you don't stand a chance!"

It came forward and quickly demolished all the clones, just within sixty seconds.

The Megazord powered down and went back to its original state.

Shadow Warriors: Symbol power! Serpent Sword!

The trio summoned the Serpent Sword.

Nathan: Shadow Clone!

The Megazord copied itself, now revealing three of them holding the sword.

"Megazord! Triple strike!" All three copies slashed downwards at the Copybot, destroying him.

Stephanie: "I guess inner strength is something Copybott couldn't copy."

Somewhere on the rooftop, a mysterious figure is watching the heroes, he's wearing a red hoodie.

???: Next time, Warriors.

[Timeskip]

Soon, a picture was taken of the heroes posing triumphantly. Back at Leslie's apartment, she was reading the latest article.

Leslie: "Shocker in Glen Morgan Square. The Bully gets what for. [crumples up paper] " I'll show those losers. Just wait till I get my shockers too...

Turns out, all her shockers were leaving her.

Leslie: My shockers!

[beeps]

Leslie: Where are they going? "Click here for an even better site"? Ugh!

Turns out, the website contained the Superhero Girls rescuing and cuddling cats. Then, a link for a new video popped up.

Leslie: [blushes] [yells] Seriously?!

The End

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