At the mansion, Dick is cleaning the house, then his phone starts ringing, and he answers it

Dick: Hello?

Tim: Hey, what's up?

Dick: I need your help, can you come here?

Tim: Uhh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Dick: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.

Tim: Uhh, I can't find them.

Dick: What do you mean you can't find them?

Tim: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Dick: What do you mean there's 'only soup'?

Tim: It means there's only soup!

Dick: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Tim: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

Tim went to the next aisle, but there's soup.

Tim: There's more soup!

Dick: What do you mean there's 'more soup'?!

Tim: There's just more soup!

Dick: Go into the next aisle!

Tim: There's still soup!

Dick: Where ARE you right now?!

Tim: I'M AT SOUP!

Dick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE 'AT SOUP'?!

Tim: I mean, I'm AT SOUP!

Dick: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Tim: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dick: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!!

Tim: F*** YOU!!

The End