(A/N: Sorry for really really really late update)

Somewhere in the galaxy, Hal and Jessica are training in the asteroid field.

[whooshing]

Hal: This is it! I got you pinned inside the tent, staring at an all-out blitz.

Jessica: Wait. What? What does that mean?

Jessica blocks Hal's attacks from left to right

[grunt]

[both grunting]

Hal got Jessica on the ropes until.

Kilowog: No, no, no. I don't get it, Cruz, what's the plan here? Hope the pizza guy happens by and distracts him?

Hal: Eh, could be a good strategy, actually.

Kilowog: Quiet, Jordan! If you were fightin' anyone other than this poozer, you'd be in the infirmary right now.

Hal: I told you, Kilowog, Jess doesn't fight.

Kilowog: [grunt] In the Green Lantern Corps, everyone fights.

Kilowog constructed a green hammer and Jessica created a green shield to defend herself.

[both grunting]

Kilowog: Your ring is only as strong as your willpower. Fear weakens your mind. It renders your ring useless.

Jessica: [grunts]

Jessica was at the edge of a cliff until.

KIlowog: Why won't you fight back? Are you afraid?

Jessica: I'm not afraid!

She summoned a green octopus at Kilowog's face and Hal laughed.

Kilowog: [muffled yell]

Hal: [laugh] She's beating you with sushi.

Then she created a green carpet underneath Kilowog's feet and tumbled him down.

Jessica: I just believe that when it comes to fighting, there's always another way.

Kilowog: You got lucky. Well, you won't be able to keep that up, forever. Sooner or later, you will have to learn to fight.

Back on earth at Uncle's Rare Finds, Nathan is doing kung fu training with Jackie in the dojo. Then Dick and Tim came in.

Dick: Hey, dude, We going to see the football at Metropolis High, wanna come?

Nathan: No thanks, I'm going stay here and train more.

Tim: Alright, but when we get back, we'll bring pizza.

Nathan: Okay, and be sure to look out for the talismans.

Dick and Tim: Got it.

Somewhere in LexCrop

Lex and Shendu are still wondering where the other talismans are.

Lex: [groan in anger] This is pointless, we haven't find any talismans and the Shadows Warriors are one step ahead of us!

Shendu: Perhaps, you need assistance with..

Shendu use his dark magic to summon an army of dark ninjas know as.

Shendu: The Shadowkhan.

Lex: *evil smirks* Perfect,(gives them the talisman tracker) now go find the talismans and bring them to me.

The Shadowkhan nodded and left LexCrop.

Meanwhile, Dick and Tim are at the sports filed, when they saw two green beings flying, meaning that Hal and Jessica has returned to Earth.

[buzzing]

Hal: Yeah, Kilowog's right, you know. You're gonna have to hit someone, eventually.

Jessica: Oh, Hal, must you be so wrong about so many things?

Dick: Hey Hal, hey Jess.

Hal: Dick and Tim, what's up?

Hal bro hugged Dick and Tim.

Jessica: Hi, guys. Where's Nathan?

Tim: He's working at his job.

While the four of them are walking two girls called out Hal's name.

Girl: Go get him tonight, Jordan!

Girl#2: Nibble on, Hamsters!

Trio: Whoo!

Hal: Nibble on. Whoo! Hey.

Dick: *thought* Nathan's right, he is an flathead idiot.

Jessica: Life isn't like a sports match, Hal. There are more ways to perform a touchdown than punching people.

Tim: She has a point, man.

Hal: Yeah, whatever. I stopped listening after
Hal." [exclaims] Oh, no!

Dick, Jessica, and Tim saw Hal quickly hid himself behind the trash can.

[bottles clattering]

Hal: I didn't know that we were playing these guys.

Tim: [laughing] Hang on! Is the great Hal Jordan actually afraid of the other team?

Hal: It's not the team I'm afraid of. [whimpering] I finally got tracked down... By my greatest enemy.

Dick, Jessica, and Tim looked at where Hal was pointing towards, and were unsure as to what to think. The person that Hal was pointing to was a seemingly innocent looking girl from Coast City. She had long black hair, fair skin, pretty red lips, purple eyes, and a beautiful well kept figure. She wore a red cheerleader uniform, which showed off her legs and had no sleeves.

If anything, Dick, Jessica, and Tim were confused because the girl looked harmless, if not friendly. And she's wearing a necklace that looks like the missing talismans.

Dick and Tim: *thought* The talismans.

Jessica: What? Behind the cheerleader?

Hal: It is the cheerleader!

At that moment, the seemingly innocent looking girl turned her eyes to where the four heroes were talking. Her face contorted into a scowl.

She stepped away from the rest of the cheerleaders and behind the bleachers of the field.

Hal: [gasps] I think she saw me! [whimpering]

Jessica: Oh, stop it, you big baby. I'm sure she's... harmless.

[rumbling]

Dick: *looks at Tim* Tell me that was your stomach.

Tim: Shh!

The four heroes turned to the source of light and were taken aback by the sight before them. The black haired girl was now wearing a pink dress with a puffy skirt and sleeves, a white neck and elbow-length gloves that gave her the appearance of a princess with a pink tiara included. But the one thing that stood out was a violet-colored ring on her hand.

Star: [sinister voice] Thought you got rid of me, didn't you, Hal Jordan? Well, now, you're mine!

She creating a heart construct blast.

Tim: Look out!

Dick and Tim got separated with Hal and Jessica. The entire field began running away as Star Sapphire engulfed herself in a flaming heart of concentrated love.

[all screaming]

Star: You belong to me, Hal Jordan! Show your face, Hal Jordan!

[boy exclaims]

Hal: Dick! Tim! Where are you guys?!

Jessica grabbed Hal's arm and the two of them started running.

Jessica: [panting] Come on!

Hal: [yells]

[all screaming]

Hal and Jessica hid themselves behind the football practice dummy.

Jessica: What's going on? Who is this girl?

Hal: She's called Star Sapphire, and she's super clingy.

Jessica: I can see that. Is she some kind of super evil maniacal space princess or something?

Hal: Worse! She's... my ex-girlfriend.

Jessica: Wait. What?

[explosion]

Hal and Jessica both started running again and hid behind two more practice dummies.

Jessica: Leave it to you to date a super villain. Come on, Hal. As Kilowog would say, "Let's stop this poozer."

Jessica and Hal said the oath.

Jessica: In brightest day, in blackest night.

Hal: No evil shall escape my sight.

Jessica: Let those who worship evil's might...

Hal: Beware our power...

Hal And Jessica: Green Lantern's light!

Jessica transformed into her Green Lantern suit, unfortunately for Hal, he didn't transform.

[sputtering]

Jessica: What's wrong with your ring? [gasps] *smirks* Hal! Are you scared?

Hal: Dude! She really freaks me out.

Meanwhile, Dick and Tim are hiding behind the bleachers.

Dick: You know we gotta save Hal, right?

Tim: Yeah I know, hey lets were our new armor suits that Section 13 made for us.

Jason: On it.

Dick and Tim tapped their watches and did their second transformation sequence.

Dick and Tim: Ready! Shadow Storm! Warrior From! Ha!

(Start at 0:08 end at 0:10)

They transformed into their super armored suits.

Dick and Tim: Shadow Warrior Power!

Dick and Tim rushes into the field. A heart blast was coming at Hal but Dick saved him in a nick of time.

Dick: Need a hand?

Jessica: Nightwing, Red Robin! So glad you guys are here!

Tim throws explosive batarangs at Star Sapphire but she blocked it.

Star: Hey!

Tim: I'll only ask you once. Stop acting crazy and surrender.

Star Sapphire was pissed for what Tim said.

Star: CRAZY?!?!?!?😡😡😡

Then suddenly Star fires thermal vision and combustion blast at Tim.

Tim: Whoa!

Tim dodged it at the right moment then he sees

Hal: [Moans]

Dick: We should get out of here.

Jessica sees the locker room.

Jessica: Run, Hal, the locker room!

Star Sapphire shoots combustion hearts at the four heroes while they're heading to the locker room.

Star: You can't hide from my love, Hal Jordan!

Jessica: What did you do to her?

Hal: Nothing. She's just mad 'cause I broke up with her.

Star: Worst text EVER!

Jessica: Wait!

Everyone stopped at their tracks.

Hal: [thuds]

Jessica: You broke up with her over text?

Dick and Tim both facepalmed.

Dick: *mutters* Idiot.

Hal: I put a smiley face in it. I'm not the Joker.

Star: Well, now there's a frowny face... (Creates a flamming heart with a frowny face) [yells] On my heart!

Hal: [whimpers]

Then they continue running.

Jessica: How could you do that to her?!

Star: You broke my heart!

Jessica: That's the lowest thing you've ever done!

Dick: You see what you started?!

Star: I cry myself to sleep every night.

Hal: [groans] Will you please just hit her?

Jessica: If anyone deserves to be hit, it's you!

Tim: I second that!

Star: [exclaims]

The four heroes made it inside what it appears to be the boys locker room.

[boy coughs]

Boy: Girl!

[all screaming]

Jessica smacked Hal's head.

Hal: Ow! Come on. I didn't know she was a
Violet Lantern when I started dating her. She was just Carol.

Dick, Jessica and Tim: A violet what?

Hal: A Violet Lantern. You know, how our rings use will-power, hers uses love.

While Hal giving them details, Tim puts his ear on the door to hear if Star Sapphire has left or not.

Tim: Guys, I think she's gone.

[explosion from outside]

Star: You can't run from me, Hal Jordan! Love will always find a way!

Tim: Never mind.

Hal: [sighs] If only I wasn't so effortlessly charming and ruggedly good-looking, then she wouldn't have any power.

Then Jessica has got an idea.

Jessica: [gasps] Wait a minute. You might be onto something there.

Hal: Oh, so you think I'm ruggedly good-looking, huh?

Dick, Jessica and Tim: Ugh!

Dick smacks Hal at the back of the head.

Hal: Ow!

Dick: She's powered by love, you idiot. So, we have to make her not love you. By making you ugly.

Hal: [chuckles] Good luck! Hey. Hmm.

Jessica: Ugh.

Dick: Green Lantern, we'll keep Carol busy, while you make Hal less attractive.

Jessica: Got it.

Hal: Be careful out there, dudes.

Dick and Tim went outside and charged at Star Sapphire. Tim threw explosive batarangs at her but she blocked it with her shield.

Tim: Crap!

She uses the dragon talisman to fire multiple fireballs at them. Jason and Tim dodged them all

Jason: The dragon talisman has combustion power. But what about the pig talisman?

Star Sapphire uses the pig talisman and she fires thermal vision. Jason and Tim dodged.

Tim: Thermal vision? It has thermal vision?!

Star Sapphire uses thermal vision again and finally blasted them, knocking them off their feet.

Dick and Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!

They're on the ground and Star Sapphire was about to finish them off until.

Nathan: Cannonball!!!

Nathan, in his Phantom Ninja suit, uses his kunai to teleport in the sports field and drop kicked Star Sapphire then grabbed the two talismans off her neck.

Nathan: (To Dick and Tim) Miss me?

Tim: Took you long enough.

Nathan: Okay, two things. Who is she and why is she being super clingy?

Dick: Her name is Star Sapphire, she's Hal's ex girlfriend.

Nathan:.😑. Let me guess, he broke up with her with a text.

Tim: Yep.

Nathan:.😑. Of course. Okay let's just stall her til-

Before Nathan say anything else, a shuriken was coming right at him and he caught it in time then the Shadowkhan have arrived, surrounding the Shadow Warriors.

Dick: (Brought out his Escrima Sticks) What are those things?

Tim: (Brought out his Collapsible BōStaff)Whatever they are, they're not human.

Nathan uses his Weapon Materialization to summon two nunchucks.

Nathan: Take em down!

The Shadowkhan and Shadow Warriors charged at each other.

Meanwhile at the boys locker room, Jessica is trying to make Hal unattractive.

Jessica: Ugh.

Hal: [clicks tongue] See? Lost cause.

Garth came in the boys locker room with towels

Garth: [whistling] Oh, hey, guys, what's up?

Jessica: Garth, take off your clothes.

Garth: What?

Back at the fight.

Nathan swings his nunchucks left and right and strikes ten Shadowkhan then he hurricane kicked ten more.

Dick strikes eight Shadowkhan with his Escrima Sticks and corkscrew kicked one of them.

Tim wacked twelve Shadowkhan with his Collapsible BōStaff then punched and kicked them left and right.

The Shadowkhan are defeated and they disappeared.

Nathan: Well that was interesting.

Dick: Yeah and- I feel like we're forgetting something.

Star: [psycho scream]

Tim: Aw crap! We forgot about that psycho!

Nathan: Scatter!

The Shadow Warriors are dodging Star Sapphire's attacks

Back at the boys locker, Hal is wearing Garth's clothes.

Jessica: Thanks, Garth. We just need to borrow your style for a bit.

Garth: Yeah. You're not the first to tell me
that.Everyone loves my flava.

Jessica: Okay, Hal, slouch it down a little. Now, shorten your neck.

Hal: [grunts]

Jessica: Stick out your gut.

Hal: [grunts]

Jessica: Little more.

Hal: [grunts]

Jessica: Perfect! That's super unattractive!

Garth: Wait. What?

Before Jessica is finished, they see the Shadow Warriors got knocked into the door.

Jessica: You guys okay?!

Tim: *dazed* Did anyone get the number of that bus?(passes out)

Dick: *painfully* Yeah, we're good, we're just going rest here for a while.

Jessica pushed Hal outside.

Hal: [grunts] [exhales] [inhales deeply]

Star Sapphire is tapping her foot while she levitating.

Star: There you are.

Hal: Greetings, Carol. You want to hear all about my new allergies?

Star: Eww.

Jessica: [gasps] It's working. She's losing power.

Hal: Or... Or maybe... Maybe you want to come check out my... [softly] Hey, Garth, what's something dumb that you like?

Garth: Star Battles comic books. But they're not dumb.

Hal: My Star Battles comic books.

Star: [grunts]

Hal: Look at me, I'm such a losery nerd.

Garth: Hey!

Hal: Ooh!

Star: [gasps] What happened to you? [crying] My beautiful Hal Jordan.
Hal: Sorry, baby. This is the real me.

Star: [whimpers] Look at you, so sad. So pathetic. So gross.

Hal: [sniffles]

Star: No one can ever love you like this.(Powering back up) Except me. I'll love you forever! Only I can see the beauty behind the geek! No one can love you like I can, Hal Jordan. Not even(points at Jessica)... Her!

Garth: [whimpers]

Garth ran away and Jessica looks at Carol.

Star: Once you're out of the picture, there'll be no one left between me and my Hal Jordan!

Jessica: Oh, wait! You think... [laughs] No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no! No. No, no, no, no, no. We are not together. Not even close to being together. We couldn't be less together--
[zaps]

Star Sapphire didn't listen and started to attack Jessica.

Star: You will so regret the day you stole my Hally Wal from me.

Jessica is dodging and blocking all of Star Sapphire's attacks.

Hal: Powered up like this, who knows what destruction she'll cause. You have to fight her.

Jessica: No. There's got to be another way.

Star: [screams]

Jessica is still blocking and dodging but Star Sapphire is too powerful.

Star: Hal Jordan is mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Jessica created a green shield to block her blast but it started to crack

Hal: Come on. Fight, fight.

Hal and Garth: Fight, fight.

More cracks on her shield is getting larger until Jessica has had enough

Hal: Fight. Fight!

Jessica: There's no other way.

Hal: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Jessica: [grunts] I have to hurt you.

Jessica created giant green hands and started charging at Star Sapphire but instead of hitting her, she hugged her.

Star: [screaming] What... What are you doing?

[Star Sapphire grunts and whimpers]

Jessica: Carol, he doesn't love you.

Star: [whimpering] [crying] No!

Jessica: I'm sorry. I know it hurts.

Star: [sobbing]

Jessica: He doesn't love you.

Star: [crying]

Hal: That is not how you hit!

Jessica: Listen, Carol, I get it. We all want to be loved, but you can do so much better than Hal Jordan.

Hal: [scoffs] Good luck.

Jessica: I mean, look at him.

Hal: Huh?

Jessica: His face is way too small for his head.

Hal: Hmm.

Jessica: He's got terrible breath.

Star: It smells like dog food.

Jessica: His real name is Harold.

Hal: My name is Hal!

Nathan gets up and saw how the villainess was thinking about all these facts and he got an idea.

Nathan: "Yeah! She's right! I've only just met him and I feel dumber," Nathan added.

Hal: "Hey!"

Nathan: "Star Sapphire, you don't have to pine over that guy. I mean, look at him. He's a mess," said Nathan pointing at Hal.

Hal: "Again, I'm still here. Why don't you just send her flying or something," said Hal, waving his hands in annoyance.

Jessica: The only book he's ever read, is a playbook.

Star: I tried to get him to read Pride and Prejudice once, and he asked where the pictures were.

Jessica: See? He's a smelly, freakish, nincompoop.

Hal: Uh, hey, Star, hit her.

Jessica: Listen, Carol, you'll find the love you need, when you learn to love yourself.

Star: Thank you, Green Lantern. I don't think I've ever felt love like this. My blind desire for Hal Jordan kept me from seeing how much love I had inside of me. You're right, if he can't appreciate me, then he isn't good enough for me."

Said Star Sapphire smiling like a girl in love, before her Sapphire aura glowed bright once more.

Star: "So be warned, Hal Jordan, one day, I will make you good enough for me! And then you'll be mine, forever! [laughing maniacally]

She claimed before blasting off into the sky.

Jessica: Yeah... That's not really a healthy attitude either.

Dick and Tim got up and walked outside.

Tim: Is it over?

Jessica: Yeah, how are you guys doing?

Dick: Just a few bruises but we're good.

Nathan: And we got the talismans.

Jessica: Thanks you you guys for helping us out.

Jason: No problem

Hal: You know, you could have just hit her, Jess. Now that she loves herself, she'll be totally unstoppable. Trust me, I've seen a million chicks like this.

Nathan groan and gave Hal a two fingered slap on the head.

(Smack)

Hal: Ow! (Rubs the pain off his head)

Nathan: Idiot.

The End.