It had only been a few months since Me, Babs, and our friends were both formed and the members of the two teams went back to our daily lives. Aside from the occasional crime bust, we too had patrolled the city and remained vigilant... or at least as vigilant as our schedules allowed.

After a late night patrol scanning the city for signs of trouble, Kara had ended up crashing on her bed and sleeping like a log. It was around 10:30 in the morning when a knock came at the front door of the Danvers' residence, stirring the blonde Kryptonian from her slumber.

[knocking at door]

Kara: [groans] Stupid super-hearing.

Jeremiah Danvers: Kara, your friend is here.

Kara: What? Who's coming over here this early? [grunt]

Kara begrudgingly got up from her messy bed and walked down the stairs to the front door. Kara opened the door, hoping it was someone that she could punch for waking her up. That sadly wasn't the case. In front of Kara was none other than Zee wearing her entertainer outfit, hat, and all.

Zee: Hello Kara dear: my pride and joy.

Kara: Pride and huh?

Zatanna held up two bunnies in separate cages in her hands.

Zee: This is Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III, and this is Dandelion Pipkin de Hyzenthlay.

Kara: M'kay. Why are they in my room?

Zee: Uh, hello. We had a whole text thing about it last night.

Zee shows Kara all her text messages.

Kara: Whatev.

Zee: Also, I brought Nathan here too.

I came upstairs and leaned against the door with my arms crossed. I can't believe that Zee me brought into this.

Kara: Oh great, you brought the loser here.

Nathan: Do you have other any insults, hothead?

Kara: Why yes, I have imbecile, bonehead, peabrain, idiot-

Nathan: Blonde-haired behemoth?

Kara narrowed her eyes at me with anger

I snickered when I called her that, then Kara cracked her knuckles, ready to punch me in the face until Zee stopped her from doing it.

Zee: Now, now. Let's not fight. Anyways, Kara! You and Nathan simply cannot flake on me now! This is my very first paid performance as a solo magician, and I need you to care for my two little lovelies while I'm away.

Kara: Can't you just take them with you? Aren't they, you know, part of your act or something?

Zee: [scoff] These are magical rabbits, my dear. They might be a bit much for a children's birthday party. Now, where can I put them?

Kara: I don't know, put them over there.
The stage magician gasped at how messy the girl's side of the room was.

Zee: [gasp] On this floor? Ugh. Nathan, can you wait outside Kara's room for a few minutes?

Nathan: Yeah sure, by the way, I already wrote the rules down.

Zee: Thanks, Nathan.

I walked out of the room and closed the door and I can tell Zee is using her magic to clean Kara's room.

Zee gave the cages to Kara and she then began to clean the room with magic.

Hold these. Now, there are only a few simple rules to bear in mind. First, they must be given only organic vegetables, cut into segments no larger than an inch cubed. And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables, as little Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III has had some issues with stomach discomfort recently. Then of course, they'll need access to fresh water at all times, no cooler than 57 degrees Fahrenheit, that's around 13.5 degrees Celsius. Ooh, and very important, when it's time for their brushing-

Zee: Eh, no more than an hour. Now, as to the brushings. Three strokes gently to the left, then five strokes gently to the right.

Kara: Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Zee: Oh, okay. Oh, well, there is one more rule.

Kara: Dude!

Zee: Th-th-th-this is the most important rule of all. You're not, under any circumstances, to put these two together. Do you understand?

Kara: Whatev.

Zee: [squeal] Thank you, Kara! Mummy's gonna miss you lovelies. See you soon! Bye-ee!

[rabbits squeaking]

Zee before leaving the room and closing the door. Once Kara was sure that Zee wouldn't come back, her personality immediately took a 180.

Kara: Who's the cutest little bunny-bunnies of all bunny-bunnies? It's you, isn't it? Yes, yes. Oh, are you the sweetest little magical bunnies? Are you? Are you the sweetest and most magicaliest? I think so. Yes, I do.

[squeaking]

Kara: What were your stupid names again? Ah, who cares! You look like Merlin, and you look like Harry Houdini! Do you like those names? Yes, yes.

Kara: Ah, you're so cute! (Pulls out Blackberry from his cage) Come here, Merlin. Oh, Merlin's a squishy little wuv-bunny. Yes, he is! Yes, he is!

Kara: (Puts Blackberry back in his cage and pulls out Dandelion) Now you, Harry Houdini. [chuckle] I'm drowning in cuteness!

Nathan:.0_0.. Uuuuummm...

A voice said from behind her. Freezing in her place, she slowly turned around to find me still standing in her room, looking at the scene before my eyes.

Kara: You saw... Nothing...

Kara said slowly, narrowing her gaze at me.

Nathan:(nervous)I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. Playing with bunnies I don't see bunnies. Heh."😅😰

I said nervously, knowing fully well that my life is in danger.

Kara: Good boy.

She smirked and ruffles my hair before going back to petting the bunnies one at a time. And taking a selfie with Dandelion.

Kara: Now for a selfie for only us to see.

[camera shutter clicking]

She puts Dandelion back in his cage.

Kara: Okay, back in your cages.

Kara then saw both of the bunnies reaching for one another while pouting with adorable eyes. This, of course, tugged at the blonde's heartstrings. All she wanted was to let the bunnies out and let them play with each other.

Blackberry and Dandelion:[whining]

Kara: Huh? Aw! Zee said I should keep you two apart...

[both whining]

Kara: I bet she gives you lots of dumb little rules to follow. She gives me dumb little rules, too. But we don't need those rules, do we? '

Kara reached for the locks when I caught her and stopped her from doing so.

Nathan: Kara, don't even think about it! Remember the rules, they must stay separated!

Kara snarled at me while pulling her hand free. She tried again to unlock the cages but I once again slapped her hand away.

Kara: "Ok, you do that again and I will hurt you!

Nathan: "We can't break the rules that Zee put on them!

Kara narrowed her eyes before she jumped at the cages. I pulled her back but to little avail as she was much stronger than me.

Kara:(mad) Oh, you wanna get physical? I'll show you the physical!

Said Kara before tackling me to the ground and starting the two of us rolling on the hardwood floor, each of us struggling to get the upper hand against one other. Though compared to my superhuman strength, I'm not stronger than Kara or Superman, I tried my best to fight back against the female Kryptonian, but due to her... unique physiology, I struggled to find a good handhold to push back against her. Deciding to bite the bullet, I shot my hand forward randomly in an attempt to gain said handhold... Unfortunately, that did not go the way I had hoped as Kara froze.

The two of us slowly looked down to find that I had accidentally grabbed Kara by her left breast with my right hand. I feel like I was on the verge of a panic attack, but being a man, I couldn't help but admire how both soft and firm it was. Acting on instinct, I clenched my hand and gave the blonde girl's bosom a firm grope.

Nathan: Sorry?😰

Fear was creeping into my soul and I knew that I'm going to see my life pass before my eyes any minute now.

Kara: (rage😡) You....(left eye twitched in anger) Are so dead!

Nathan: 😱 Wait, it was an accident!

Kara's eyes turned red before she charged at me, reeling back for a punch and wanting nothing but to turn me into a bloody pulp. I use my superhuman speed to jump off of her, trying to avoid every single punch that she threw at me but I'm slightly faster than her.

Kara:(rage😡)"I hope that you enjoyed it because it's the last thing you'll enjoy in your miserable life, loser!"

Kara started chasing me around in circles in her room.

Nathan:😱Bad day, bad day, bad day! (thought)😑Oh great, I sound like Mr. Chan.

Kara, missed me by centimeters as she punched the wall so hard that it shook the house as well as the cages to Blackberry and Dandelion, knocking the locks loose and opening the cages.

Distracted by her unyielding rage towards me, neither of us noticed the two bunnies leave their cages and make contact with one another, embracing each other in a strong hug.

At that moment both of us looked at the bunnies hugging and a strange pink aura emanating off of them.

Kara: Ha! See? Nothing bad happened. All they wanted was a hug. Now, where were we?"

Kara asked before she lifted me by the shirt collar, ready to punch my lights out.

Nathan: Wait, Kara!

Getting myself a few more seconds to live.

Kara: What?"

Asked Kara not wanting to give me too much breathing room.

Nathan: Weren't there only two bunnies?

I pointed to the bunnies.

Looking at where I was pointing, she was surprised to find that the two bunnies were no longer alone, but were now joined by five little puff balls.

Kara: [gasp] Harry Houdini! [gasp] You're a mom! You are so cute! I can't take it!

Kara all but screamed, dropping me and kneeling to get a better look. Then I transferred the superhuman speed back to the mask.

Kara: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I never knew I needed this in my life. - Grabs her phone for a selfie - Say "carrots!"

Bunnies:[squeaking]

[camera shutter click]

She took a picture when suddenly more bunnies pop out of nowhere.

Kara: Huh?

[door knock]

Jeremiah: Hey, kids. I'm headed to the farmer's market. Need anything?

Kara and Nathan: Carrots?

Jeremiah: You got it.

Kara: Okay, okay. Think, Kara.

Kara opens her hand and sees a baby bunny it looks like it was holding the rabbit talisman.

Nathan:(thought) How did it get the talisman? What am I saying, they're magic bunnies.😑

Kara: Ah! No, Kara, stop thinking.

Kara and I quickly stopped the bunnies from multiplying as fast as we can.

However, right before our eyes, the five babies multiplied into fifteen. Our eyes widened as we saw with our own eyes the phrase multiplying like rabbits' happen in the most literal sense. The number of baby rabbits quickly began to increase and multiply into the hundreds and then thousands. Then the rabbit talisman begins to glow and the bunnies are going super fast.

[rabbits squeaking]

Kara: No, no, no, no, no, no!

I got back to my senses and grabbed Kara by her wrist and ran out of the room just as the bunnies burst out like a tsunami of fluffy adorableness. We looked out the window as the baby bunnies burst into the street and swiftly moved toward the largest collection of vegetables in the city.

Kara: Uh, this might be getting slightly out of hand.

Nathan: You think!?

Kara: Don't think this gets you off Scott-free, loser, stay here I call for help.

As soon as Kara leaves the room I brought out my mask and transformed.

Nathan: Time to try out my new transformation sequence. Ninjetti!

(Start at 0:03 and end at 0:07)

I jumped out of the window and chased after the bunnies, Kara is flying through the sky to stop the bunny flood as well.

Phantom Ninja: Need a hand?

Kara looked at me and smirked.

Supergirl: Time to take out the adorable trash!

Kara and I landed before the stampede of bunnies and shot her hand forward with an open palm.

Supergirl: Halt!

Ordered Kara as if she was talking to a pack of dogs. The bunnies, as expected, simply flowed past us like a rock in a stream.

Supergirl: [gasp] They're headed for midtown. They'll overrun the whole city! [grunt]

Supergirl: Sorry, rabbits. This road's closed. Whoa-a. (the bunnies went in another direction) Ah, seriously, guys? [grunt] Whoa-a-aa!

Kara and I got caught in the tsunami of bunnies and we're heading to the park.

In the park, Zee was performing tricks that wondered the children of the party.

Zee: And with a wave of my hand, out from behind your ear is...

Zee built up, reaching behind the birthday Timmy's ear, only to pull out a baby puffball.

Timmy: "That's not my quarter. That's a"

Timmy said in confusion before one of the guests yelled and pointed.

Girl: "Bunnies!"

They said as the veritable tidal wave of cuteness crashed down upon the small park.

I, Zee, and Kara pop out of the bunny pool with Zee looking at Kara with a disappointed face.

Supergirl: So... how's it goin'?

Zee: I told you to keep them apart!

Supergirl: I did. I did, for, like, at least ten minutes... Five... Three minutes, I... One minute. Until Nigel tried to stop me from doing it and I tried to punch him in the face.

Zee: Gah!

Zee facepalmed as she knew Kara's mistake.

Supergirl: What was I supposed to do? They love each other.

Zee: Exactly! That's the problem.

Phantom Ninja: Why's that a problem?

Zee: Because if we don't separate them the whole world will be overrun by bunnies.

Phantom Ninja: Okay that sounds bad.

Zee: By the way where's Nathan?

Supergirl: At my house safe.

Zee: Good.

Timmy: Oh, wow! What a great Superman costume!

Supergirl: This is not a Superman costume.

Then Timmy looked at me.

Timmy: And Phantom Ninja, it's awesome to meet you, you're my favorite hero.

Phantom Ninja: Thanks, little buddy.

Supergirl: Really?😑

Timmy: Can you do a flip?

Phantom Ninja: Sure.

I jumped and did a twist-flip in mid-air and landed perfectly. The kids applauded.

Zee: Uh, yes, children. These are my two lovely assistants, Supergirl and Phantom Ninja! They're here to help with the next trick, which is to make all these rabbits disappear! See, all gone! Come on, lovely assistants. Let's make the rest of these rabbits vanish.

[children] Yeah!

Me, Zee, and Kara got rid of all of the baby bunnies. The kids applauded our performance.

Zee: Ta-da.

[children] Hurray!

Timmy: Superman's sister and Phantom Ninja are the best!

Supergirl: Listen, kid i-

Suddenly a rumbling occurs.

Phantom Ninja: What was that?

Supergirl: Maybe it's just the rest of the city applauding?

[rabbits squeaking]

Zee: Oh, no! They're still together!

Supergirl: And they still love each other.

Phantom Ninja: And still have the rabbit talisman!

[all screaming]

Supergirl: Ah! Drowning in cuteness!

Phantom Ninja: I can't swim in fluff.

Zee: I gave you and Nathan one rule!

Supergirl: No. No, you didn't. You gave me and Nathan, like, 500 rules.

Zee: If I was Nathan he would say technically there are four rules! And you broke the only one that mattered!

Phantom Ninja:(mutters) Thank you, Zee.

Supergirl: How was I supposed to know Harry Houdini was a girl?

Teddy: Whee!

Zee: Harry what? How dare you! Those rabbits are purebred magical creatures with carefully selected names. They are not to be mentioned in the same breath as Merlin and Harry Houdini!

Supergirl: My names are way better than yours!

Zee: Never mind! The only way to stop magical rabbits... [gasp] - Zee dives into the bunny pool and transformed into her superhero suit.

Zatanna: is with magic itself. Since the cause of all this is the love between Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III and Dandelion Pipkin de Hyzenthlay-

Supergirl: Merlin and Harry Houdini.

Phantom Ninja: Blackberry and Dandelion.

Zatanna: -then I will simply have to cast a hate spell to drive them apart. Leef ton stibbar evol keeps I ["feel not rabbits love, speak I" with each word in reverse]
[whooshing]

Zee stopped the tsunami of bunnies when suddenly she worded the wrong spell.

Zatanna: [gasp]

Supergirl: Uh, what's going on?😰

[low growl]

Phantom Ninja: Crap.😰

The baby rabbits form themselves as one giant monster rabbit.

Monster Rabbit:[ROAR]

Zatanna: I may have worded that spell wrong.

Phantom Ninja: [angry] You think!?

Supergirl: I couldn't handle them when they were a million tiny bunnies, but one giant monster? No problem.

Phantom Ninja: Supergirl, Wait!

Before I could finish my sentence, Kara proceeded to fight the monster rabbit.

Phantom Ninja: [angry] [annoyed groan] This is girl is a complete nimrod! [facepalmed]

She was about to throw a punch at the monster rabbit when it created an opening in its chest.

Supergirl: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, come on!

Kara tries to punch the monster again and again and again and again and again but she kept failing.

Supergirl: Let me punch you! [grunt] Hey!

The monster rabbit caught her and proceeded to eat her.

Monster rabbit:[ROAR]

Zatanna and Phantom Ninja: Supergirl!

Supergirl: I'm sorry I broke your stupid rules!

The monster rabbit had fully eaten Kara.

Zatanna: Kara.😢

Phantom Ninja: [angry] Alright, that's this!

Zatanna: Run, children! Run!

I have summoned a new tiger hook sword.
The citizens are running for their lives while Zee and I stayed and fight the monster rabbit. I tried to slash the monster rabbit but it was moving super fast and I got hit and sent to a wall.

Phantom Ninja: [groans in pain] Okay. That hurt.

Zatanna: This is not how I raised you!

I got back on my feet and get a call from my master Jackie Chan.

Phantom Ninja:*answer the phone* Hello?

Jackie: Nathaniel? What's going on?

Phantom Ninja: Giant monster rabbit! Destroying everything! Has the rabbit talisman! Going fast! Need chi spell now!

Jackie: Okay where's the talisman?

I looked at the monster rabbit and spotted the rabbit talisman on its forehead.

Phantom Ninja: I found it! It's on the monster's forehead!

Jackie: Good. Keep it busy while Uncle will work up a chi spell.

Phantom Ninja: On it, Mr. Chan.

I hung up the phone, focus all the mystic energy, and unlocked a new elemental power, Earth. I slammed my hand to the ground and created an earth barrier to trap the monster rabbit.

Zatanna: Nice trick.

Phantom Ninja: Thanks. I think to call that move, Earth Attack.

My phone rang.

Phantom Ninja:*answer the phone* Hello?

Uncle: Nathaniel, I finished the chi spell. Put the phone on the monster's ear.

Phantom Ninja: Got it.

I brought out my kunai, threw it, and teleported right next to the monster's ear.

Phantom Ninja: It's for you.

Uncle: Hello? [chanting 3x] 妖-yiu 魔-mo 鬼-gwai 怪-gwaai 快-faai 哋-di 走-jau.

The monster started shaking like crazy till the rabbit talisman came off its forehead and I caught it.

Phantom Ninja: Got it. Now I have to save that hotheaded imbecile.

I jumped in the monster's mouth, headed to its gut, found Kara, did a wind elemental through its chest, and got us out here.

Zatanna: Supergirl, you're alive! [gasp] Hurry, you've got to separate them!

Supergirl: But... But they love each other.

Phantom Ninja and Zatanna: Seriously!?

I summoned my chain whip and grabbed Blackberry and Dandelion.

Phantom Ninja: Give me those stupid bunnies![straining]

I used all my strength to pull the bunnies apart and the monster rabbit was gone forever. Kara flew herself down next to me and patted me on the back and it hurts then Zee came in and hugged us.

Zatanna: Uh... Ta-da!

[all cheering]

Supergirl: Let's go back to my house and see if Nathan's okay.

Zatanna: Right. And Phantom Ninja thanks for-

Before Zee thanked me I Ninja Streaked to Kara's house and went to the bathroom. And then Kara and Zee are back, Zee used her magic to clean her room and explain the rules to her again when I overheard Kara.

Kara: Don't worry, Harry Houdini. I'd never keep you from your little wove Merlin forever, would I? No, I wouldn't. Rules can't stop true love.

I facepalmed and came out of the bathroom. Zee waved goodbye.

Zee: Bye Nathan.

Nathan: Later, Zee. I'm glad that's over.

Then suddenly I felt a dark presence behind me I turned around and see Kara cracking her knuckles.

Kara: [knuckles cracks] Not yet.

Nathan: Wait? What did I'd do?

Kara: Remember you touched my breast?😡

Nathan: Okay, Kara let's talk about this.

She threw a punch, I ducked and grabbed her pants, and slide myself to the side of the room. But I accidentally pulled down her pants and see her panties. Again.

Kara: [raging growl]

Nathan: I'm boned..0_0.

She charged at me, reeling back for a punch, missing me by centimeters as she punched the wall and shook the house again.

Kara:(unyielding rage😡) I WILL PUNCH AS MANY HOLES IN THE WALL IF I HAD TO AS LONG IT WAS YOUR STUPID FACE!!!

Kara chased me in circles in her room again.

Kara and Nathan: [indistinct yelling]

The End

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