More incorrect quotes but they're all from someone I actually work with

Florida: If it helps my numbers, no

Florida: If it hurts them, yes

DC: It's Florida, sometimes he says things that startle us all

Texas: Nothing, Cali I'm insulting you. At least listen.

Florida: I started a fake email and started emailing everyone like 'you can all go home, let's have a pool party!'

Utah: I figure when we're done with this, we never speak of it again.

Louisiana: That sounds like a medical condition

Louisiana: A run on colon

Smol Florida: Hi I'm Florida!

Spain: Cool ranch

New York: I am a better athlete than you

New York: And a better person

California: *to Colorado* Go back to your happy place I'm done with you

Alaska: Guess what

Alaska: I saw a moose

Florida: What does DC keep in his bag? A seven-year-old?

Massachusetts: Lead paint.

Massachusetts: You know what I'm talking about Connecticut.

Rhode Island: I'm going to remove one of your feet

Florida: Silence or I cut you in half!

DC: It's like passing a kidney stone

DC: It's that painful

Georgia: If anyone says anything different you have to 'baah'

Georgia: You have to sound like a demented sheep

Louisian: Who knew he'd bring six chipmunks in his bag and they'd start juggling?