Remember my headcanon that DC didn't have a childhood? And he's never seen a singular Disney movie? Enjoy the OT6's commentary over Snow White as DC watches it for the first time.

DC: A book? Is Walt himself going to read the story to us?

Florida: I think I stole that.

California: Wasn't Snow White in the story fourteen?

DC: WHAT?

Texas: Must you do this now?

New York: Heh. The mirror looks like Massachusetts.

DC: Imagine being jealous of your fourteen-year-old stepdaughter.

Louisiana: Hey it happens sha.

DC: NOT REALLY.

DC: 'Did I frighten you' what a dumb question

DC: They met today and decided they're in love. Is this normal?

(Beat)

Florida: You are new to this aren't you?

DC: Imagine being so jealous of your fourteen-year-old stepdaughter you hire someone to kill her

Louisiana: Hey so, does that guy die then?

California: In the original myth he kills an animal and then uses its heart.

DC: *horrified*

Texas: DO WE WANT HIM TO LIKE DISNEY OR NOT?

New York: Snow Whites autistic

Florida: Because?

New York: See how she got overwhelmed?

Florida: But that's 'cuss the forest was--

DC: No wait I want to hear him out.

DC:

DC: She reminds me of my mom.

Texas: Why do the deer all look like Bambi?

DC: What's Bam--

Florida: *covers DC's ears* NO. Not that movie.

DC:

DC: Hey what happened to Snow White's mother and father?

(Beat)

Louisiana: You wanna tell him?
California: Give it two movies.

New York: Snow White's special interest is CLEANING.

DC: YES. Holy shit YES.

DC: That one.

Louisiana: What.

DC: I like that one.

Florida: Dopey?

New York: Not surprised. Look at two of the people you're dating.

Louisiana and Florida: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

They had to rewind the movie three times because DC enjoyed 'Heigh Ho' so much

California: Wow you don't see me making fun of your name Snow.

DC: Hey so are we not talking about that they left the door unlocked?

California: Hey Yorkie, Grumpy acts like--

New York: *glares*

California: Uh.

California: Connecticut.

New York: That's right.

DC: *horrified*

DC: DON'T SACRIFICE DOPEY.

DC: HE DID NOTHING WRONG.

Texas: This is a pretty good metaphor of living in the south.

Louisiana: Last time, sha you're not the leader.

Texas: YES I AM.

Florida: Nah. *grabs DC* I've seen someone even more beautiful.

DC: *redder* Diaaaa......

California: So the dwarves know who Snow White is and that she's the princess?

New York: That's what you're questioning here?

Texas: She really is like my mom.

DC: Dopey did nothing wrong.

Louisiana: Maybe this is what we should've been teaching to people when COVID first appeared.

California: Oh.

California: They kept that from the story huh.

Florida: I want to go down the stairs in a dramatic cape!

DC: *screams*

California: Wasn't the disguise the last attempt at killing Snow White? I feel like I remember she was nearly choked by a ribbon.

DC: *horrified look*

Texas: ONE

Texas: MOVIE

Texas: CALIFORNIA

Florida: HEY DEE WANNA DANCE? Loui I'm going on your shoulders! *jumps*

Louisiana: WHAT-*crash*

DC: DOPEY WIGGLES HIS EARS. I would die for him.

DC: "She fell in love" you've known him for a DAY.

California: And also fourteen.

DC: THAT TOO.

DC really enjoyed 'Someday my Prince will Come'. He couldn't tear his eyes off the screen. He didn't even notice his five other boyfriends staring at him.

Massachusetts: Hey guys, I've made an apple pie!

DC: *shrieks*

New York: NICE ONE ASSHOLE.

DC: Why is every evil character in this movie so unsettling looking? Do they want me to have nightmares?

Texas: The Evil Queen isn't exactly subtle is she?

Louisiana: I see that entire 'stranger danger' talk went right out the window.

DC: NO. DON'T EAT IT.

DC: NOT FOR THE GUY YOU MET LITERALLY TEN MINUTES AGO.

DC: NO.

DC: STOP.

(Beat)

DC: *screams*

California: Y'know didn't she just technically put her to sleep?

Florida: *holding DC* Is this REALLY the time?

California: It was YOUR idea to watch this movie!

DC:

DC: DID SHE JUST GET CRUSHED?

Texas: This movie is more fucked up than I remember.

DC: NO GRUMPY'S CRYING! *cries*

Louisiana: Maybe we should've started with Little Mermaid.

New York: So we go from 'fucked up' to 'diet fucked up'. Smooth.

Florida: Hey wait where did he come from?

California: So the fully grown adult is going to kiss the fourteen-year-old.

DC: YES KISS HER!
California: Wait now you're on the prince's side now?

DC: She's DEAD poppy!

DC: *happy gasp*

Texas: See sugar? All Disney movies end happily!

Louisiana: Fox and the Hound...

Texas: Quiet.

DC: I'm crying over a DISNEY movie how stupid am I?

Florida: Nah not at all! *all hugs*