Massachusetts and Connecticut bonding with DC

DC coming to think of the two as surrogate brothers 

Not being really good at the sports thing though, no matter how much they try to teach him

Massachusetts: Okay try to hit it this time, alright? *pitches* 

DC: *swings* *hits it* 

Connecticut: *gets hit in the head* (speaks in New England) 

DC: Oh my God I'm sorry!

Massachusetts: I'm so proud!

DC slowly picking up New England slang until he uses it in regular conversation 

IDC gets a little jealous 

Probably says "he's my brother not yours!" 

DC: God the Senate were assholes today

Massachusetts: Want me to threaten 'em for you?

DC: WHAT? No!

Massachusetts: Okay just say the word and I'll be there though. 

Connecticut has probably gotten DC drunk on the wine trail multiple times 

Massachusetts tries to toughen DC up 

DC: That's....that's my purse...

Massachusetts: Don't be afraid to shout it, THAT'S MY PURSE. Try it again.

DC: THAT'S MY PURSE. I don't know you!