Margaret's Sister is an analog horror film I found on YouTube which freaked me out and then I decided to make the states suffer.

I wanna try and get back into writing after a horrific depressive period so....here it is!

Utah: Oh boy I love bad VHS ads!

California: I don't think that's what this is.

Mass: So does this chick get a name or....

Washington: The squishing noise with the mayo wasn't necessary

Wisconsin: Reproduction juices? Ope. That's what we call cheese!

Alabama: Much needed silence? Can we replace Florida with her?

California: Becoming Death, or as they're formally known, DC's meetings.

DC: Hey.

Florida: Heh that narrator sounds like he just took bath salts.

Washington: WHAT THE FUCK

Utah: O-Oh my...

Alabama: Oh that ain't right!

DC: Cali what the FUCK is this???

Cali: I DUNNO IDAHO SHOWED IT TO ME!

Florida: Looks like they spent a week in Miami

Cali: Bro just divorce your fucking wife at this rate

Washington: So we're ignoring the floating THING????

Utah: That's....that's blood.....

Alabama: This is dark sided. Dark. Sided.

DC: That's the real creepy part of this. He likes his sandwiches cut diagonally.

Mass: I hate this. I hate this more than the British.

Wisconsin: Ope. Maybe that's jam.

Cali: We just glaring over the fact that the 'thing' wants to kill the wife?

Utah: Flattered isn't the word I'd use.

DC: This is the creepiest part for me.

Florida: Really. Not the floating thing or the Latin chanting?

Alabama: WHAT THE FUCK-

Utah: (screams)

Florida: Awww her make-up came off

Washington: (looks at coffee)
Washington: (puts coffee down)

Mass: This is the worst thing since New York!

DC: Uh hon you have some....blood on your chin....

Utah: Uh the jelly exploded on the sandwiches

DC That's not jelly

Wisconsin: Ope. What happened to the wife?