(Title comes from this: &ab_channel=Furyspark) 

(Is it cringy now? Yes. But it was my level of cringy so shhhh) 

Narrator: (Ben) We cut to a few days later. Because of Donalbain and Malcolm's brilliant plan, M**** is now king. God help us all.

Banquo: (Texas) Well you did it. Did you get everything you wanted?
King M****: (Cali) Of course! I'm king now, and I think I'm making the land a much better place.

Banquo: Are you?

King M****: Course I am. Veganism is up, everyone can marry who they want, I'm pushing through trans rights, I'm making a good king.

Banquo: You threatened to kill Nevada last night.

King M****: HIS TURNIP PRICES ARE TOO HIGH.

Queen M****: (IDC) The hell are you two nerds going on about?
King M****: I was just asking my best friend if he was going riding with his son today.

Banquo: Oh yeah right. Trust Austin with a horse? Over my dead body.

Austin: (off screen) I got the horses Texas!

Banquo: (Technical glitch)

King M****: Well don't worry Banquo, I'm sure it won't be an eventual ride.

Banquo: Wha.

King M****: I'm sure your fate won't be sealed.

Queen M****: (facepalm)

King M****: Surely this won't lead to your eventual success and my downfall.

Banquo: All that dang liberalism has gone to your brain.

King M****: Hey.

Banquo: I'mma go now before you infect me with stupid. Austin! Stop putting ribbons in the horse's hair! (leaves)

Queen M****: The hell was that?

King M****: I thought I was being subtle!

Queen M****: Real subtle dumbass. What are you planning to do?

King M****: The witches told me Banquo will have sons who'll be kings, so I'm murdering both Fleance and Banquo tonight.

Queen M****: I....actually. That's a good idea.

King M****: (with iPhone) March 21, 2022, IDC said I had a good idea!

Queen M****: And you ruined it. (leaves)

(Murderers enter)

King M****: Ah my murderers!

First Murderer: (West Virginia) This is a stereotype!

King M****: Wha?

Second Murderer: (Tennessee) You clearly only put us in this role because we'd most likely have guns!

King M****: No! No! (beat) I put you in it because you'd most likely be trigger happy.

Murderers: (Technical Glitch)

King M****: Look just murder Banquo and Fleance alright? I'll give you...uh....

First Murderer: You can't talk for three meetings.

King M****: Fine. I won't talk for three meetings.

Murderers: Sweet! (high fives) (leaves)

King M****: I'm a good negotiator.