Narrator: (Ben) Later at night, Banquo and his son Fleance are roaming the castle grounds.

Fleance: (Austin) This is great! We're acting together!

Banquo: (Texas) Uh huh.

Fleance: I always wanted to do something with you!

Banquo: Mhm.

Fleance: We're the best duo!

Banquo: God I wish you were dying instead of me.

Fleance: What.

Banquo: What.

M****: (Cali) OH. Texas! Hello!

Fleance: HI CALI!

Banquo: What are you doing up?

M****: Oh uh...night terrors. I had that dream again that I got split in two. For some reason New York was a bumble bee.

Banquo: Right. Well, the king is asleep. He had six pieces of cake and passed out in his chair.

M****: Ah, so right for the picking.

Fleance: For a tummy ache!

M****: Yes. For a tummy ache.

Banquo: Are you on one of your vegan weeks you seem off then usual.

M****: I told you! I had a bad dream! SoCal was declared king!

Banquo: Right, well. Night Cali.

Fleance: Don't have cheese cake before bed!

Banquo: (shoves) Shut up you.

M****: Alright, alright I can do this. I can do this. Look! I have the dagger right here! (points blade at self) (technical glitch) I can't do this! I can't! But I want to be king! But I don't want to murder Duncan! King! Murder! SoCal! Murder! Split!
Lady M****: What the (technical glitch) are you doing?

M****: CHEESECAKE.

(Beat)

Lady M****: Right. Anyway, I drugged the guards so we should go and do this.

M****: Orrrrr.....

Lady M****: No. We're doing this. You'll be king and I'll be your queen.

M****: Actually technically you go crazy.

Lady M****: (glare)

M****: O-Or uh....lead the way...uh...darling.

Lady M****: Men are such babies.

Narrator: Later that night at Murder City USA.

Gemxan: (off screen) Scotland.

Narrator: Shut up.

Lady M****: Stop crying.

M****: (wails)

Lady M*****: Stop it!

M****: (wailing)

Lady M****: It's fake blood! DC is literally at the snack table!

DC: (off screen) Oooh Ho-Ho's!

M****: What do we do now???

Lady M****: Well Donalbain and Malcolm are sharing a room. We gotta put the daggers at the guards, then we go to bed.

M****: Oh yeah I'll surely be able to sleep after I murdered the king.

Gemxan: Y'know in some versions of this, Lady M**** killed Duncan!

Lady and M****: (stares)

Gemxan: No really!

M****: I'll never recover from this!

Lady M****: (Technical glitch) let's go. You're pathetic, and I'm the one who goes crazy!