Narrator: (Ben) We cut to the outside of M****'s castle. Duncan and his men are gathered.

Duncan: (DC) Ah yes, M****'s castle. It's so nice.

 
Banquo: (Texas) I dunno, I don't like the sign of that banner.

(Banner on castle: M****'s Castle: Murder Free for 4,083 Days!)

Duncan: Can you not see how long this castle has been murder free? This is good!

Lady M****: Hey.

Duncan: Oh you would be Lady M****.

Lady M****: Quiet or I'm not bringing you back English chocolate.

Duncan: Shutting up.

Banquo: Where's M****?
Lady M****: Oh he's uh...

M****: (Cali) (off screen) No I don't want to hear the story of how these cookies helped heal your great-great-great grandmother's smallpox just tell me how to cook them!

Lady M****: Sleeping.

Duncan: Sounds legit. Let's go in shall we?

Narrator: We cut to later that night. M**** is having what some would describe as a panic attack.

M****: (breathing in a paper bag)

Lady M****: The hell are you doing here?

M****: PANICKING WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE???

Lady M****: I've stood against the world leaders and yet I've been calmer than you.

M****: We're not doing it, I'm not going through with this. Being just Thane of Cawdor and Glamis is more than I could possibly want.

Lady M****: Point to them on a map of Scotland.

M****: Uh.

Lady M****: Exactly. For god's sake be a man!

M****: Uh actually that's toxic masculinity and we don't do that in 2022.

Gemxan: (looks at Ben)

Narrator: He's always like this.

Gemxan: YOU WRITE HIM.

Narrator: Funny how that works isn't it?

Lady M****: Whatever. Look, we're doing this and you're going to be king.

M****: And what if we fail?

Lady M****: We fail!

M****: This isn't an Algebra test, if we fail we don't get to retake it, we could die.

Lady M****: Fine. Then don't do it.

M****: Hey wait a second you think I'm a coward.

Lady M****: I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying don't do it if you don't wanna.

M****: Well now I'm gonna do it to prove I'm not a coward!

Lady M****: Well good!

M****: GREAT.

Lady M****: PERFECT.

M****: FANTASTIC.

Lady and M****: (screaming intelligibly)