The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Five months of bills

(Int: DC's office) 

DC: (at his desk) Guys! The house credit card isn't for random purchases!!!

Sending Christmas cards

(Int: Kitchen table) 

Maryland: We sending one to the Chinese delivery place too?

Washington: Just in case

Hangovers

(Int: Bedroom) 

Louisiana: I think I saw God. Do you know how drunk I had to be for me to see God?

Wisconsin: Ah yeah, dat dere's good drinkin

Rigging up the lights

(Ext: Outside the Statehouse)

New Jersey: (on the ground, holding a string of lights) We need more bulbs!

Rhode: (off screen, up on ladder) (speaks in northeastern) 

And finding a Christmas tree

(Ext: Christmas tree lot) 

Massachusetts: Fine. What about this one? It's huge. 

New York: Nah. It's got a hole in it. 

Massachusetts: Oh come on!