Georgia: My boyfriend's so sweet tempered and nice, I'm so lucky to have him.

Kentucky working on cars: 

Kentucky: Where the FUCK did that bolt go?

Kentucky: I will fuck you up, don't try me.

(Under car working on something) 

(Metal hits ground) 

Kentucky: MOTHERFUCK--

Car Computer: Emission control issues 

Kentucky: *mocking voice* Emission control issues 

Kentucky: For the last FUCKING time Alabama stop touching my tools

(Aggressively kicks side of car) 

Kentucky: Alright. That should do it. (goes around to drivers side, starts the car) 

(Car doesn't start)

Kentucky: ARE YOU FU--

Kentucky: When's the last time--DC!

Kentucky: *putting bolts in rim* 

Kentucky: *reaching behind him looking for another bolt*

Kentucky: Oh no. OH NO OH NO OH NO--

Kentucky: Son's when the last time you had an oil change on this thing? 

Kentucky: I will sell you for scrap, don't test me

Kentucky: No, son you need to have an oil change every hundred thousand miles

Kentucky: *hammering something in car* 

Kentucky: *misses, hits thumb* 

Kentucky: (STRING OF CURSE WORDS)

Kentucky: *angrily eats sandwich while staring at car* 

Kentucky: Oh you don't know how? C'mon over here kiddo, I'll teach ya

Kentucky: I don't understand, why isn't it-*checks manual* OH OF COURSE IT MIGHT BE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM

Kentucky: *screaming curses at the car* 

Kentucky: I'll tell you what to do, but I want you to do this

Kentucky: I AM NEVER WORKING ON CARS AGAIN