Killer Frost POV

"I like you Snart, so I'm giving you one last chance to run away before I cut your head off." I said as we clashed.

"Sorry, but no can do." He told me before hitting me with the end of his gun. "I've got too much riding on this." He told me before aiming his cold gun at me. Before I could just kill him a boomerang flew by and caught off Cold's hand. Boomerang jumped from his hiding place and put out his hand to help me up. I reluctantly grabbed it.

"I had him." I told him instead of thanks.

"'Gee, thanks Digger. Saved my skin on that one, you did!'"

"Just help me with the others."

"So, you gonna off him since he stole our gimmicks, or???" Boomerang said pointing at Cold clutching his wrist.

"I think he's learned his lesson."

Deadshot POV

"Heard you got yourself a little sidekick." Slade said slicing off one of my wrist cannons with his sword.

"He's my kid, not my sidekick!" I said shooting him in his chest before shooting the surrounding gorillas and shooting Deathstroke again in the foot. I knew it wasn't going to kill him, he definitely has about 20 layers worth of bullet proof armor in that suit. "And if you touch him, you're dead!"

"I won't touch him unless he tries to touch my girl!" He said. Shoving me face first into his knee, it cracked my mask.

"He doesn't want anything to do with your bitch of a kid!" I said before taking an elbow that broke off part of my mask.

"You know, who would've guessed it? Out of all the freaks in tights out there we're the concerned dads of them all." Slade said before kicking me to the ground. "I hope your's are ready to be orphans." He said pointing a gun at me. I shot him in the hand with my good wrist cannon before throwing a knife into his bad eye.

"Trust me, they are. Unfortunately, they won't anytime soon." I said getting up and punching him to the ground. Frost and Boomerang walked over to me and we watched Bane throw Flag around.

"Are we gonna help him or just watch?" Frost asked me.

"Meh, let's just watch. I'm enjoying this." I said.

"Shouldn't we go find (Y,N) before the looneys from the Insane Clown Posse get him killed?" Boomerang said.

"Shit, you're right." I said beginning to run in the direction of where they were supposed to go. As we did, Hyena showed up out of nowhere and jumped onto boomerang. I got punched in the face by Captain Nazi and fell to the floor. I got up pissed off and aimed my wrist at him. "I'm not in the mood for this." I said about to shoot before I saw Frost fall down to the floor. Then a bunch of colors showed up causing me to be disoriented. I caught a slight glimpse of Vertigo before Captain Nazi threw me into a tree. I get it now: Nazi and Vertigo are on the team because they actually make a good team instead of being extremely mediocre. Vertigo makes the rest of us hallucinate with colors while Nazi wails on us since he's color blind.

Boomerang POV

"Nononononono! Not the goolies! STAY AWAY FROM THE GOOLIES!" I shouted at Hyena, kicking his or her snot away from me jewels. It looked like it was about to rip my face off when a huge fire showed up in front of me. Hyena started running away on fire. "Thanks, mate. But next time, try not to turn me into shrimp on the Barbie." I told Diablo. I looked over to Flag again to see Katana cut off one of Bane's venom Tanky-Dos and I saw Moon passed out next to Flag. After, Bane threw Katana at Flag and began to walk to a helicopter, with Deathstroke and Cold in his arms. Poison Ivy jumped on with him and so did these three other blokes I didn't know.

"Didn't they have Cheetah with them?" Diablo asked me. We looked next to Katana and saw Cheetah's head.

"Ouch."

"Cover me. I'm gonna save Frost and Deadshot." He said making a fireball. All of the sudden he threw the ball into his own face.

"Eh, was that apart of your plan, mate?" I asked him before he flew back into me, making us crash into a tree. We looked at Grodd walking over to the helicopter.

"What are you doing!? We have a war to wage!" Grodd shouted.

"No we do not, amigo. The Society does not do Suicide Missions." Bane said. If Harley or Duela were here, they'd say 'that's our job!' "We do not have to follow your orders, but if any of us wish to assist you, we will get off the helicopter right now." No one got off.

"You miserable humans! Once I take over Metropolis, you are the first to go!" Grodd shouted.

"Believe that if you want. But I doubt that you'll even make it out of this battle... aún vivo." Bane said before going to pilot the helicopter.

"HEY, BANE! DON'T FORGET ME! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?" Vertigo shouted running to the helicopter before a bullet went through his head.

"...Question: Who the HELL was that guy?" (Y,N) asked with a helmet on his head and with his wrist out. The apes remaining ran away.

Your POV

"Hey! Who said Frosty could take acid mid fight!?" Harley shouted looking at Killer Frost holding her head flipping out on the floor.

"Cait, you oka-" I said before Captain Nazi punched me into a gorilla corpse. He picked me up by the helmet but I fell out and shot him in his dick with a sub machine gun repeatedly. I took out a knife and slit his throat. "'Murica." I said.

"what's with the helmet, mate?" Boomerang asked me.

"I took it from Harley after she HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT!" I shouted looking at Harley.

"I said I was sorry!"

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T STILL BE MAD!" I said before something grabbed my leg and slammed me into the ground. "GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN, DIRTY APE!" I said with a muffled voice buried in the ground.

"Hey, that's two! You got them, good job!" Duela said from the sidelines. Grodd lifted me so I was looking at him and roared in my face. I roared back at him, mocking him and he threw me into a statue of an elephant. Harley went running at him with her baseball bat but Grodd grabbed her and slammed her repeatedly onto the floor. Boomerang threw a beeping boomerang at him but he caught it and crushed it before it blew up. Diablo trying to blast a heat wave at him but Grodd jumped over it and onto Diablo before swatting Boomerang away.

"Hey, GUYS!? Can we, y'know, attack him AT THE SAME TIME and NOT take turns getting our asses kicked!? What are we!? Goons in a 80's action movie!?" I yelled. I saw Grodd's arm start to freeze.

"You heard (Y,N)! Someone help me here!" Caitlyn shouted. Katana readied her sword to cut off Grodd's head but all of the sudden she stopped and slowly turned the sword to herself. Uh oh.

"Shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT!" I said before shooting at Grodd and then dropkicking Grodd onto the floor. I kipped up into a fist. How did he get up faster than me? He looked like he was about to bite the flesh off my neck before an icicle went into his arm. He looked over at Killer Frost before getting speared to the ground. I got up and saw Croc trying to bite Grodd's Head off. "Croc! Harley! Katana! Boomerang! Snowflake! Get the rest of the squad back to the jet! I'll take care of banana breath!" I said. Croc hesitated before throwing Grodd onto the stage, making it crash down on him.

"Good luck, kid." Croc said grabbing Flag and Deadshot. Harley slowly put Duela over her shoulder.

"Ya sure I can't just stay?" Harley asked.

"What? I'll be fine. He's only midget King Kong." I said. Boomerang took Enchantress's unconscious body and Katana had Diablo.

"I'm not leaving you to die." Frost said walking over to me.

"Caitlyn-"

"There ain't a body left for me to take so you're stuck with me." She said. Grodd burst through the rubble of the stage and roared, pounding his chest. I ran to him and jumped shooting him with my wrist cannon. Grodd grabbed me by the wrist and crushed my cannon. Ice went into his eye and he let me go. Snowflake made a puddle of ice appear behind him and he slid onto the floor as he stepped back. I took out a knife and tried to stab him but I couldn't move all of the sudden. He ripped the ice off his face then got up with me still levitating and frozen in air. Grodd chucked me over to Frost.

"Ow! That's my head! What happened to Harley's Helmet!?" I shouted. Frost got up and ran towards Grodd with ice swords and actually stabbed him before Grodd started choking her. I ran towards them and jumped on his back.

"Get your hands off me, you damn, dirty human!" He said.

"Oh boooooooooo!" I said before stabbing him in the neck making him drop Frost. "I hate reboots!" I told him. He still swatted me away, making me slam into a tree. I looked at my second wrist cannon and it was smashed. "Shit." I said as Grodd walked to me. I put my hands up. "Alright, Grodd. You win. My stuff is smashed." I said. He stood up in front of m- wow gorillas are huge. "But before you kill me... see this logo right here?" I said pointing at my armor.

"What about it?" He asked.

"It's a taser." I said before electrocuting him. I have to thank Jason for that when he wakes up. I pulled out my sub machine gun and started shooting him repeatedly in the head. "Human See Human Do... Wait, hold on, that didn't make sense... shit I'm out of Planet of the Apes puns." I said. I looked over to Caitlyn holding her head. I walked over to her.

"Did we win, Bullet Boy?" She asked me.

"Yeah we won, Snowflake." I said. "We should probably get out of here before Waller blows our heads off." I told her. We started walking through the carnage.

"We made quite a mess, huh?" She said.

"Meh, it's not that much."

"What, you and Duela did worse?"

"Yep. We were the definition of 'Total War'. Those gorillas ran away to their civilization burnt to a crisp with the ashes of Reverse Flash."

"Holy shit. That's cold... I like that." She said as we got to the jet.

"Waller, we're coming home. (L,N) and Snow are on board. Mission was a success." Flag said as we got on. When we got on, Harley hugged me.

"Well done, convicts." Waller said through all of our headpieces. "You've lived to fight another day. Congratulations. You'll have a week to rest before your next mission as I know you're all suffering major injuries at the moment. Waller, Out."

"Nice job saving all of our rears, (Y,N)." Boomerang said.

"Nice work, (L,N)- ow!" Flag said getting up from where he was. "You were a natural born leader."

"Actually, I think I'm more of a guy who just makes it up as he goes." I said. "But thanks for the compliment."

"Thanks (Y,N)." The girl that turns into Enchantress said. I think her name was June.

"WOAH SHE TALKS!" I said hiding behind Caitlyn. June giggled. Deadshot was out cold.

"How does it feel to be the son of the guy who got his ass kicked by Captain Nazi?" Diablo asked me.

"Not gonna lie. Pretty shitty." I said. "But it does feel good knowing that I can kill a bunch of tyrants and not get yelled at for it. I mean this is great: no cops thinking I'm just a killer, no heroes trying to convert me into one of them, and most of all: no-" before I could finish my sentence, an alarm went off.

"A plane not owned by the US Government is about to pass us." Katana said.

"Go into camouflage." Flag said. Katana nodded before hitting a button. After she did, we watched a black jet fly past us. Then I realized...

"Uhhhhhh, guys? Am I going nutty or did a giant bat just fly past us?" Boomerang asked.