Issue #4: Planet of the Apes Part 2: Monkey Business

Your POV

"Are you sure that you don't want to put me with (Y,N) instead?" Deadshot asked Flag over his headpiece. I rolled my eyes. Flag told him something before Deadshot said "Fine." He looked to us. "Alright, listen up. Flag says that we're splitting up. Boomerang: You and I are going to try and take out the main threats from a distance. Quinn: You're going to destroy the weaponry they have right now, Croc is going to be your security. Dent: You're destroying their supplies as in food and water and their ties with whoever Deathstroke got the guns from. (Y,N) is going to be your security. Diablo: You're on cleaner duty with Frost, Enchantress, Katana, and Flag. That means you burn any and every chimp you see after we fire the first shot."

"This is gonna be fun!" Duela said with a giant Joker grin on her face. I could see explosions in her eyes.

Killer Frost POV

"Wouldn't it be better if (Y,N) was on the field? Y'know, I'm pretty sure shooting Flash equals he can kill every one of those Society goons in the blink of an eye." I said to Flag.

"We have enough people in the middle of it all. Plus, Duela is a loose cannon. Even more of a psycho than Harley. If she doesn't have someone watching her back either she's gonna kill her self, get killed by a member of The Society, or do something stupid to get us all killed."

"Yet you still trust the lunatic with explosives? Fool." Enchantress said.

"Again, that's why (L,N) is there." Flag said. "Alright, Squad, we're coming up on Gorilla City. Everyone get ready." He added.

Your POV

Duela and I sneaked through Gorilla City. We were given a map on a tablet of where to go. It didn't take long until we came across Grodd giving a speech to his monkey army. I saw all the others getting into their positions. I decided I wanted to here what Grodd was saying.

"That is why, my monkey brethren, is why Bedtime for Bonzo is the greatest movie in the entire world. That is if you don't include Curious George. King Kong was pretty good, too. I didn't like the ending th-"

"What are you doing?" Duela asked me.

"Oh. It's just a thing I do where if someone either says something really boring or if I don't like them, I start imagining they're saying something a lot more interesting and funny and sometimes I say it out loud. It's crazy, I know." I said.

"Oooo! Can I try?"

"Sure."

"Every night before I go to bed, I suck a banana like it's a dick until I accidentally suck the banana in and start choking on it." Duela said.

"Haha, that's good! My turn! We should have a national holiday where everyone dresses like Donkey Kong and attacks anyone named Mario." Duela started laughing maniacally.

"I got one! I got one!" Duela said. "OMG! GUYS! GORILLAZ ARE THE BEST BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND IF YOU DISAGREE I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!" I started cracking up and had to wipe a tear from my eye.

"Wait, I think that one was actually a throw to The Society. We should shut up for this part." I told her regaining control. That's when from behind a flag, Bane, Captain Cold, Hyena, Cheetah, Captain Nazi, Vertigo, Poison Ivy, Deathstroke, Scarecrow, and Reverse Flash came out. "Holy shit! That's actually a stacked lineup!" I said.

"I don't think that's all of 'em." Duela said. Her eyes were huge from when she saw them. "We should probably go blow up their stuff." She added. I nodded and we began to run off.

Harley Quinn POV

"This sucks! Why can't I be out there blowing people's brains out!?" I said as I sat on Croc's shoulders.

"Harley, just stick to the plan. And maybe if we do this quick, we'll be back in time to snap some necks." Croc told me.

"Oooooh! Why didn't ya say that earlier!? Mush!" I said pointing forward.

"I'm not a dog." Croc muttered as we continued walking. Then some hairy dude ran up and tackled Croc to the ground. I rolled a good couple yards from the action and saw them throwing punches at each other.

"Woooo! GO Croc! You got this, hun!" I said. I looked to my left to see some guy dressed like a pirate with a hawk on his shoulder. "Who you got? I'm bettin' on the alligator." I asked him.

"Gonna have to go with Trogg. Also, Attack." He said. After he said "attack", the bird started trying to claw my eyes out.

"GET OFFA ME! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE!? THE ACTRESS IN ONE OF THOSE 'SO BAS IT'S GOOD' MOVIES!?" I said trying to hit it with my bat.

"Do you want the honest answer?" The pirate guy asked. A parrot flew to the pirate guy and the pirate guy told him "Tell Bane 'Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!"

"Squawk! Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!" The parrot repeated as it flew away. The hawk scratched my face before trying to peck my eye out, but Croc ran towards us and ate the hawk whole. The pirate dude looked stunned.

"HARLEY! GET RID OF THE GUNS!" Croc yelled to me. I nodded before running off.

Killer Frost POV

"Is everyone in position?" Flag asked us over our communicators. "Alright, Deadshot. Make the first move. Take out whoever you want first."

"I still owe Slade a present for stealing my last job before I joined the Squad." Deadshot said as he readied his shot. All of the sudden some sort of parrot showed up and flew towards Bane saying "Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!"

"Uh oh." Boomerang said.

"That came from the northwest. Harley screwed up!" Deadshot said.

"My money was on Duela." Boomerang said.

"It appears we have intruders! Let us vanquish these unwanted guests!" Grodd shouted.

"I think I see one right now." Deathstroke said before taking out a pistol and starting to shoot at Deadshot. A boomerang knocked the gun out of his hand.

"Jesus, mate! He almost killed you with a pistol from down there and he didn't even have a scope or anything! You sure you're the words best assassin?" Boomerang asked Deadshot.

"Say that to my face! I dare you!" Deadshot said as he began shooting gorillas left and right. I came out of hiding with everyone else and started stealing life Force from the gorillas. That's when I saw Reverse Flash run to where (Y,N) and Duela were. I tried to freeze him but I was cut off by Captain Cold hitting me with his gun.

"Not so fast, Snow." He told me.

Your POV

"THOSE MANIACS! THEY BLOW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

"...Duela, you realize that's a model of Metropolis, righ?"

"Yeah. But I needed to get one reference in."

"Aw, dammit, so do I! Anyway, how do we figure out what to blow up since gorillas can't write?"

"Let's just assume the Hitler flags with gorilla skulls on them are bad." She said before nonchalantly dropping jack in the box in front of us. It started playing pop goes the weasel before I realized we should probably move. I dragged Duela away as the Jack in the Box went "POP! Goes the wea- BOOM!" Then the explosion got bigger, and set off more explosions, and then a chain of explosions.

"YOU IDIOT YOU BLEW UP THE CRATES FULL OF EXPLOSIVES FIRST!?"

"I DIDN'T KNOW!" She said. Soon the whole war bunker we were in started to catch on fire. I grabbed her by the arm and pulled her out only to get punched in the face. I rolled back into the bunker and saw Reverse Flash standing at the door with his arms crossed.

"I'm not dealing with this right now." I said as I started shooting a submachine gun at him. He started dodging all of them but after I stopped firing me smirked. Then he winced in pain. He looked at his chest and saw a bullet hole.

"You hit me?" He said amazed.

"You say that like it's some sort of amazing feat." I said. He snarled at me before moving to the left. Instead of dodging, I grabbed a playing card with an extremely sharp tip in mid air. Reverse Flash looked annoyed. He turned around and punched Duela to the ground with a bit of lightning around his lightning quick punch. I threw Duela's playing card at him and it got him in the shoulder blade. He ripped out the card in anger and dropped it to the floor before punching me in the face. A lot. He knocked me down to the floor and stood above me, charging up a sonic punch. I quickly shot a flaming bullet from my wrist cannon in his face and he grabbed it in pain. Then I tossed his through a flaming table and his whole body caught on fire. As he was screaming in agony I checked on Duela.

"You okay?" I asked her.

"I'm fine! What about you!? Are you hurt!?" She asked me with urgency in her voice.

"Yeah. Just got punched in the face 100 times in 10 seconds. Why? Do I look like I've been hit in the face 100 times?" I said as blood trickled down my face.

"Yeah." She said. After she did, some of my blood got on her face.

"Shit! Sorry!"

"It's fine, really." She told me.

"I'd be lying if I said this isn't the single most embarrassing moment of my life." As I said that, a blur of flames ran past us and then I got elbowed in the face. I then got elbowed repeatedly until I actually had blood squirting from my forehead. That took about 4 seconds, and it would've been longer if Duela didn't hit Reverse Flash with a piece of burning wood. I started to get back up and saw a smoking Reverse Flash in a burnt suit staring at me with hate in his eyes.

"I'm not gonna be killed by a stupid Flash Villain with a stupid name!" I told him.

"My name isn't stupid! It's The Doctor from Doctor Who if he wore a gay costume... a gayer costume than Doctors 4-7." Reverse Flash said. He walked over to me as I was too groggy to attack him only to have Duela jump on his back. She took out a huge knife and started stabbing him repeatedly before he threw her off of him. Her knife rolled over to me. He grabbed her by the neck and started repeatedly punching her in the gut to the point she was coughing up blood. I quickly grabbed the knife stabbed him in the arm that was choking Duela. I ripped the knife out and started cutting through his arm. I kept going until I fully chopped it out.

"Couldn't have a Friday the 13th themed mission, huh? Can't give me a machete or shit..." I muttered to myself. The bunker was almost fully in flames. "So, since you're from the future, if I kill you now, will that alter history?" I asked him as he clutched his arm on the floor.

"Go... fuck yourself." He told me. I shot him in the arm where I had cut it off. He screamed in pain.

"I want you to suffer. So instead of shooting you and putting you out of your misery, I'm gonna let you burn." I told him. I put Duela over my shoulder and we got out of the bunker.

"Did... we get 'im?" Duela asked me.

"Yeah, we got him." I told her. We got a safe distance away from the bunker when I collapsed to the ground. I heard a huge explosion behind me then the burning of more buildings. I might've started a Forrest fire too. "Hey Flag... we blew the shit up... are you guys almost done?" I asked Flag.

"(Y,N)!... Get out of there!... Quick!... Ambush!... She's!... Dead!..."

"Flag... When I ask you a simple question... the least you could do... is not talk to me in sentence fragments." I said. After I did something pulled me up to my feet. I realized after a minute that they were vines. Then somebody grabbed my chin and lifted my head up so I could look them in the eyes. Once I saw the Green I realized who it was.

"Are you here to kill me?" I asked her.



"No. I'm just looking for a hot new date." Poison Ivy told me.

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