"...Hey, so have I mentioned I'm kinda afraid of clowns because I'm kinda afraid of clowns." I said noticing the face painted freaks that seemed to be at every corner.

"Pfft, don't be a baby." Barbara said leaning against me. "If he shows up you don't have to worry... I'll protect you~." She said before whispering "I'm Batgirl..."

"Yeah, maybe this wasn't such a good idea." Kara said while making Barbara stand on her own two feet again.

"H-Hey, (Y,N)! Can you win me something?" Barbara asked me.

"I probably could, but the real question is 'do I want to?'" I said.

"Oh, don't be a dick~."

"I'd need stupider hair."

"If we're not gonna do anything we should leave and get Barbara away from you as soon as possible." Kara said.

"Oh what? Are you jealous?" Barbara asked.

"No, I'm your friend and I don't want you to get frozen and then have your lady bits ripped off." Kara said.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I'm not afraid of her!"

"You should be." I said with wide eyes thinking about the stuff Caitlin would do if she hears Barbara was hitting on me so much. "Listen, if it'll shut you up I'll win you something from that milk bottle game over there." I told Barbara. We walked over and looked at the prizes.

"Oh! I want that one! The Batman One!"

"...He has his eyes x'd out, his tongue out, and there's a red liquid oozing from his neck."

"Well we all have days where we want to punch our boss in the face!"

"Alright, fair enough." I said before giving the carnie my money.

"Good luck, kid. I've been Runnin' this booth for fifteen years and ain't nobody ever knocked down these-" The carnie began to say before I quickly pulled out my secret pistol and shot the bottom of the glass with a flaming bullet.

"Woah! (Y,N), What the Heck!?" Kara shouted as Batgirl repeatedly went "woah!" I pulled out a second pistol and shot one of my newly made ice bullets at the flames. Ice quickly formed above the flames before the fire melted it and the water, in turn, put out the fires. A dried up White liquid peeled off the burnt table.

"I played these a lot as a kid." I said. "One of the carnies told me that they were glued to the table. Hey, can I use my guns or do you want me to use the balls?"

"W-"

"I'll just use the balls. I'm trying to clean up my act." I said grabbing one of the balls and throwing it perfectly at the bottles. Since all of the were sill glued except for the bottom ones they all fell over and shattered. "Wow! Couldn't even get the gimmicked ones, huh? Anyway, I'll take the Batman plushie." I said. The carnie shakily reached up for the toy and gave it to me before running away. "Here." I said disinterestedly giving it to Barbara.

"That was... pretty cool." Kara said in amazement.

"Yeah, it was~." Barbara said.

"How'd you know about the glue?" Kara asked.

"What, you're telling me you've never been scammed at a carnival?" I asked.

"Nope. I guess they're different in Smallville. Clark would take me every now and then when I was a kid." After Kara said that, an announcement came into the intercoms posted all over the carnival.

"ALRIGHT WE STILL NEED ONE MORE COUPLE TO JOIN OUR TICKET GIVEAWAY! THE FIRST COUPLE TO GUESS THREE SONG LYRICS WINS!" Some cheesy sounding shock jockey said. Barbara gasped.

"We should totally enter!" Barbara said.

"Isn't it for couples?" Kara and I asked at the same time.

"Pfft, no one has to know we're not a couple!" Barbara said.

"And what if Caitlin happens to be listening to this exact radio station?"

"There's no wifi in space, dummy!"

"1. Radio isn't WiFi reliant. 2. This is a satellite radio station. She's in a giant satellite." I said.

"Come onnnnnnnn! It'll be funnnnnnnnn!" Barbara said.

"Fine! Only if you shut up!" I said getting annoyed by drunk Barbara at this point. Kara rolled her eyes as Barbara started dragging me over to the contest place. "Help... me..." I mouthed off to Kara. She mimed for me to just slip out of her grasp. I tried to do so but she had a death grip on me. "Damn Okada And his damn wrist control." I muttered under my breath.

. . .

"Alright and it looks like we have our final contestants! Why doesn't everyone introduce yourselves to the audience?"

"I'm Daniel and this is my girlfriend, Tyler!"

"Imagine hating your kid enough to give him a guy's name."

"I'm Sam-"

"And I'm Sam!"

"I bet you also share parents as well as your names."

"I'm Lilly and this is my boyfriend Dante, we're going to be together forever!"

"Heh, it's funny because you'll probably break up soon... Wait, how long has my mic been on?" I asked after I heard some feedback.

"...And uhhhh, I'm Stacy."

"Yeah... and I'm Karl." The last couple said before it was me and Barbara.

"Well my name's Barbara and this is my boyfriend-"

"Mike! Mike Hunt!" I said quickly.

"Well, alright! Well, we've chosen 3 songs from 3 separate types of music so you can't just spend all of your time listening to one genre of music and expect to win this!" The shock jockey said.

"Wait, this isn't all just Britney Spears!?" Tyler asked.

"I second that question!" I said.

"Nope! Now let's start with some rapcore electronica!"

"...Wha-" Almost everyone else said. The song started to play and I already knew what it was.

"Caught you... sniffing my boxers... who the fuck does that... at Red Lobsters?" The song went. "Creepy... like when Tom Cruise laughs..." The shock jockey stopped it and everyone else looked super confused.

"So! Who has the first guess!?" The shock jockey asked.

"That's How your finger... felt in my ass!" I said.

"Correct!" The jockey said.

"How did you-"

"It's Altogether Ooky by The Bloodhound Gang." I told Barbara.

"Oooooooh!" She said before leaning towards me. "I much more prefer The Bad Touch. How'd that go again? You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals..." she then whispered in my ear "so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel." Everyone else gave us a wide eyed stare.

"What!? Don't your girlfriends say weird shit to you too!?" I asked before I looked at Barbara. "And how many times do I have to remind you?" I said before pretending to shoot ice beams out of my hands.

"Alright, next song:"

"When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive"

"...What!?" Both the Sams said.

"I'm In Love With My Carrrrrr... I've got a feel for my automobile!" Barbara sang. "...I'm in Love With My Car by Queen. Roger Taylor locked himself in a cupboard until Freddie Mercury agreed to put it on the B-Side of Bohemian Rhapsody."

"Correct! Extra points for the fun fact!" The jockey said.

"I quit!" Karl shouted. Both him and Stacy walked off and the rest of the couples followed after.

"Oh well! It looks like if you guys guess this last song, you win! Here's some classic metal!"

"You better turn me loose
You better set me free
'Cause I'm hot young running free
A little bit better than I use to be,"

"Oh! I know this one:
Cuz I'm alive! I'm a-" I began to say before the jockey got electrocuted. The whole set started glitching out and the lights around us began to flicker.

"What the hell?" Barbara asked confused before she was electrocuted as well. Then a stray volt of electricity shocked Kara, although it seemed like it was somehow aiming for her. Barbara slumped over in her seat and the jockey fell out of his. That's when the electricity manifested itself in his seat and I immediately recognized who it was.

"Awwww, thanks for singing my theme song, baby! For the rest of you bozos who didn't know what the full answer was, it's: I'm hot young running free, A little bit better than I use to be, because: I'm alive...

I'm Livewire!"