Issue #30: She's (NOT) a Killer Queen

I woke up to the sound of an annoying beep the next morning.

"What the...? Did you set that?" Caitlin asked me, waking up as well.

"No... god damn batfreak... I'll get it." I said rolling off the- "OH SHIT!" I shouted as I fell hard onto the floor. Caitlin peeked over the side.

"Are you okay?" She asked.

"Yeah..." I said slowly getting up.

"I told you we should've just done it on the lower bed."

"Yeah yeah." I said finally turning off the alarm clock. "But last night was fun. Let's do it again sometime?" Caitlin hopped off the bed before hopping onto me.

"Why don't we do it again right now?" She asked with an evil smirk.

"Tempting, But I'm guessing the bat set the alarm that early for a reason and he's probably also watching us right now." I said. Caitlin sighed before jumping off of me. "Speaking of," I said before grabbing a blanket from the bottom bunk and wrapping it around Caitlin. "Not really a big fan of him looking at those."

"You're getting jealous over a 40 year old man in a bat suit who may or may not be watching from a security camera that may or may not even be in the room?"

"Oh come on, you know the guy doesn't trust me. I can't wait to get out of this dump." I said. "I hate everyone of these guys. The only exceptions being Canary and Barbara."

"I don't like how close you are to those two."

"'How close I am to those two?' I've literally talked to them a total of five times combined and I don't even know Canary's real name. Who's the jealous one now?"

"Well Barbara seemed really interested in our relationship." Caitlin said with a bit of venom in her voice when she said Barbara's name.

"Are we seriously doing this right now? You're making a bigger deal out of this than you did with Harley and Duela flirting with me for months on end. Not to mention that time you literally had to drag Harley off of me."

"Well we weren't dating back then. And besides, the three of us made an agreement that we'd let each other hit on you and whoever you picked got to be with you no problems from the other two. Barbara just wants to walk in and take you for herself. I was here first."

"Could you stop saying Barbara like that? It's wei- Wait when did you guys have time to make that agreement?" I asked before there was a knock on the door.

"Hey, (Y,N), you up yet?" Canary asked before the door slid open. "Bruce made me get up early and- oh god dammit!" She said covering her eyes.

"What? I'm wearing pants." I said. She uncovered her eyes before putting her hand over them again.

"No you're not!"

"Pants, boxers, same thing."

"Ugh!" She said before uncovering her eyes again. "Whatever, just be ready in the next five minutes." She groaned. That's when I noticed something.

"How are you going to complain about me not wearing pants when you show up to my room dressed like that?" I asked. Canary was only wearing a "Joan Jett and The Blackhearts" T-Shirt and Black Panties with a yellow Canary logo on them. "Wait, do you have your own custom underwear?"

"It's called merchandising." Canary said with a smirk. "Also, nice to know you're staring at my underwear, creep. Now, get ready. I mean it."

"Oh yeah? And what if I don't?"

"I'll scream." She said with a smirk on her face before walking out. The door closed and I turned around into a frozen fist. I felt my jaw for a few seconds.

"...Ow." I said.

"I was right here the entire time you asshole!" Caitlin said.

"I said I was sorry!"

"No you didn't!"

"Oh." I said before Caitlin groaned.

"Hurry up and get dressed, unless you actually wanna here her scream." Caitlin said before grabbing her clothes, putting on her underwear and then storming off.

"It's just gonna be one of those days, ain't it?" I asked myself before getting dressed.

. . .

Canary and I were blocking each other's hits and neither one of us were getting the upper hand. That was until I started to notice she was blocking a lot more than she was throwing punches now.

"Ha! Looks like I've got you on the ropes! You might as well give up now before-" I said before a punch wizzed passed her before she elbowed me in the jaw. Then she rolled herself behind me and elbowed me in the back of the head before roundhouse kicking me in the back of the head again and then screeching, making me fly into a wall. "...Ow." I muttered.

"You're still getting too cocky. I purposely started blocking more so you would slip up and let your guard down. It worked." She said as she walked over to me. "Remember when you told me a good offense is the best defense? Well it works better the other way around. And if you can't do that then at least learn how to-" She said before I jumped up and kicked her in the face making her fall down. It looked like I knocked her unconscious.

"Learn how the element of surprise? Yeah I-" I said before she wrapped her legs around my neck and drove me head first into the ground.

"I was going to say 'learn how to roll with the punches. Make the person you're fighting think they've won', but that works too." She said. I felt someone pick me up by the jacket and hand me an ice pack. I looked over and saw Supergirl.

"It looked like you could use one." She told me.

"You gonna drop me to my death again?"

"Only if Black Canary kicked your butt so bad all your bones are broken to the point a four foot drop is fatal." She said.

"Smartass." I muttered before standing up on my own two feet and taking the ice pack.

"Is this enough to show I'm not going to punch you into space yet?" She asked me.

"Oh, you're gonna punch me into space. It'll just be because I annoy you a lot and not because I'm some sort of menace that needs to be stopped." I said.

"Speaking of menaces that need to be stopped where's your girlfriend?" Canary asked. "Shouldn't She Be trying to freeze Kara for giving you that ice pack?"

"Before I answer that 1. Her name's Kara? and 2. What's with the way you said girlfriend and why is she a menace that needs to be stopped?"

"If you think I'm jealous of her don't get your hopes up. I don't exactly trust her. The fact that she's a killer sickens me to my core. Sorry to say the fact you've killed as well is making it easy to not pull my punches. The difference is I can see you can change but I've fought Frost personally before, she's way past redemption."

"How do you know I'm not past redemption?"

"Because you remind me of a friend named Jason. He eventually came back and only uses guns to wound now despite me not wanting him to use them at all."

"Well, to answer your original question; she's mad at me because of someone walking into our room in their panties earlier today and the fact she thinks that person was flirting with me." I said. Canary laughed.

"Insecure much?"

"How come she thought you guys were flirting? What were you guys talking about?" Supergirl asked.

"She literally only told me to get dressed and I made one of my usual smart ass remarks. And then she punched me in the jaw with a frozen fist." I said. Canary laughed again.

"Sorry I don't mean to laugh! Also you should've told me so I didn't hit you as hard, but that's really stupid she got all pissy over that. Literally nothing we did was that bad and trust me, if I was flirting with you, she'd know."

"Yeah I mean I'd hate to say it as I don't know her that well, but she seems really possessive and it feels like she's making a big deal out of nothing." Supergirl said.

"I'm surprised she's not a yandere." Canary said.

"A What?" We both asked.

"A yandere? You're telling me neither of you watch anime?"

"Literally have never heard of anime before. Alien, remember?" Supergirl said.

"I heard anime's for libtards." I said.

"Ignoring you just said that, a yandere's a psycho bitch that's obsessed with one guy and will seriously harm or even kill another girl for talking to their man. Or in best case scenarios they'll just kill themselves."

"Alright, lay off Caitlin. She might've killed some people in her past but she doesn't deserve this. Sure she might be a little possessive at times but so what? And what's with this extreme dislike with her? Because to be completely honest, she's a lot more likely to redeem herself than I am. I'll play your little game for now but if I see someone who deserves it, I'll strangle them if I have to! Screw bullets! She's already proven she's a better person than me and is willing to change! I wouldn't even be here right now if she didn't agree to join the Justice League to save my life. And I think the fact she almost lost me gives her more than enough right to be possessive. So do me a favor and stop calling Cait a Whatever the hell. And if you're not gonna call her Cait call her Frost, because she's not a killer anymore." I said. It got really quiet as Canary and I kinda stared each other down.

"...Well, This got kinda awkward. I should go back to Kal. I'll talk to you later." Supergirl said before flying out. Before either Canary or I could say anything we heard Supergirl say "Oh hey, Babs!" We looked over and saw Barbara peeking through the door.

"Uh, is it alright if I borrow (Y,N)?" She asked.

"Yeah. I think we're done here." Canary said.

"I think so, too." I responded before walking over to Barbara.

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