Your POV

"What? How much trouble can she be? It's a corpse." Boomerang said before hitting the bag to emphasize her being dead. Caitlyn didn't say anything but the room was definitely getting colder.

"Nothing goes in or out of Arkham without proper clearance." The guard said. We both death stared him and he blinked. "But... I'll call the watch commander to see if anything came in." Boomerang and I looked around the room keeping our cool but I was definitely yelling "shit" in my head.

Duela POV

Alright Duela. First time acting. Let's see if I'm a natural.

"What do you mean 'file not found'? I came from the inside!" I said annoyed.

"I'm sorry but it's not coming up."

"Run it again, then."

"Still says file not found. I might have to get security." My eyes widened.

"Run it again."

"But I've already checked it twice."

"Listen, I have a patient in there that I need to see! I can't lose my job just because you suck at doing your's!" I said. He went to check again. "Speaking of sucking at jobs, what the hell is taking Harley and Deadshot so long?" I whispered to myself.

Harley POV

"We're almost there." Deadshot said as we walked through the hall. Then my heart stopped and my blood ran cold. I heard something that caused my skin to crawl and I started shaking.

"Harley? Is that you?"

"Shit. Just keep walking." I think Deadshot said. But I wasn't thinking straight.

"Aren't you even going to say hello? What's the hurry, Harls?"

"Stick to the plan."

"Seems you're still a little soar. But hey, the bruises cleared up nicely...eheheheheheheh-"

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" I shouted as I took the gun out of Deadshot's pocket. I jumped over him and jumped over my cuffs so my arms were in front of me as I started shooting at his cell. "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Deadshot tried to pull me away.

"GOD DAMMIT HARLEY!" He said trying to hold me back.

"I'LL KILL HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE'S DONE TO ME!" I shouted as I elbowed him in the face to let me go.

"Jeez, Women! Am I right officer? Can't live with 'em, can't throw 'em out of a moving car! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Joker said. I threw Deadshot off of me before running to the front of his cell. I started shooting at it. "Na-ah-ah. Bullet Proof." Mr. J said wagging his finger. I looked at one of the breathing holes to his cell. I showed him one of his own psycho grins as he looked at me confused.

"Even better, 'puddin'!" I told him as I shot through the hole and the bullet ricocheted around his cell. He was doing his best to dodge them and hid under his bed as I shot more until the gun was empty. After Idid he got up from the floor and looked at me in the eyes.

"Now is that anyway to treat your 'puddin'? I mean if I didn't know any better, I'd be starting to think you're trying to kill me!" Joker said with a laugh.

"YOU AND I ARE FINISHED, CLOWN! I'VE GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND! SOME BETTER! AND HIS NAME IS (Y,N) (L,N) AND HE'S TWICE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!" I told him. His grin turned into a scowl.

"Nobody's ever finished with me. As for your new bestie, I've never heard of him, but that won't stop me from ripping him to shreds." He said. Deadshot pulled me away from him.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST TELL HIM!?" He shouted at me.

"I-"

"YOU JUST PUT MY SON ON THE JOKER'S HITLIST!"

"...Oh shit I did do that. I didn't mean t-"

"When you kicked me away I was able to connect to device to a computer so everyone else is in, but know if we ever get out of the Squad, your ass is dead!" He told me as he dragged me away.

Your POV

"Nevermind, it just came in." The guard on the phone said as something popped up on his computer.

"It's about time." I said as we pushed Caitlyn in. Boomerang took some papers and signed them as one of the morticians unzipped Caitlyn's bag.

"Let's see what we've got here." He said. He looked at her and smiled as he saw she didn't have her top on. I was gonna beat the shit out of him but realized Cait would do that. Her eyes opened up and she smirked as the mortician jumped. "OH SHIT!" He said as Caitlyn sat up and kissed him. As she did his head turned into ice before she pushed him back and his head smashed into a million pieces on the floor. Holy shit she could do that to me if she wanted to. She got out of the body bag and grabbed her top from the inside as she put it on and walked to the entrance. Before the other one could say anything Boomerang threw him head first into a wall. Caitlyn walked up to Boomerang.

"Ladies first." He said. Cait glared at him before kicking him in the balls and he fell to the floor. "ENOUGH WITH THE GOOLIES!" He shouted.

"That's payback, you dumbass." She said. I walked pass them whistling and opened the door for her. "Thanks." She said before stomping on my foot.

"OW!"

"That was for staring at Duela." She said. She looked over at Boomerang. "Hop to it, Captain Kangaroo!"

Duela POV

"Okay, we got it. Sorry Ms. Kerr. It's an old system." The guard said. My look of rage turned into a relaxed one as I smiled at him.

"Don't worry about it." I said as I walked in and skipped down the halls. I walked into the kitchen area. I saw a box of metal eating utensils on the counter and grabbed them away from the chef. "My patient as Argyrophobia. I need these." I said. When no one was looking I walked over to a microwave. "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that's amore~." I sang as I loaded up the microwave. I set it to cook for about a minute. I snuck by to a couple gas pipes before kicking one in with my foot until it broke. I smiled as I skipped out of the kitchen. A little while after there was an explosion and half the lights in the Asylum lost power.

"Showtime." I whispered to myself.