A/N: Okay, sooo I saw this fan comic (I believe on Tumblr?) and died laughing, knowing in my heart of hearts I HAD to write something based on it :D

Lmaooo, oh Zamasu... He's too adorable for his own good ♥‿♥ Anyway, here is my little oneshot based on/inspired by the comic above. Some cutesy fluff between Goddess Shiro/Reader and one of my favorite Kais!

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You smirked, zooming in on the flowers in front of you before pausing and adjusting your phone a bit while trying to get the perfect shot. Beautiful... You sighed, enjoying the serene moment as you felt a gentle breeze roll across the grass. I can't wait to post this one...

Lord Beerus and Whis had suggested you take up a hobby while here to keep yourself busy, little did they know, they were all about to be your personal models as you decided that photography was your new current obsession.

After you and Zamasu were done training for the day, you'd usually sneak off to find something interesting to photograph. Though your searches for something interesting usually led you right back to wherever your training partner was currently located as you chose to spend your time observing him, maybe sneaking a photo in here or there as well...

He's just... Very... Photogenic... You told yourself, sighing pathetically as you swiped through a few pictures in your gallery featuring the man going about his daily activities. The few you had managed to capture showed a different version of the Kai than most people ever saw you thought, looking at one photo of him relaxing on the grass after training.

The look on his face was peaceful for a change as he stared of into the clouds, the picture capturing the moment perfectly as your eyes roamed over the rest of the photo. You shook your head, clicking your phone off while fighting the blush on your cheeks.

Kami... I am such a pervert... You frowned, almost disappointed with yourself before realizing that you didn't care. Oh well... I can dream... You sighed, knowing there was virtually no chance of the stoic man returning your feelings.

"Lady Shiro!" Gowasu shouted, interrupting your daydreams as he waved you over. "Come look at this!"

You hopped up from the flowerbed, making your way towards him before glancing at the clear orb hovering above you both.

"What is it Master Gowasu?"

"Ah, Zamasu! There you are!" Gowasu said, making you glance over as you spotted the white haired man walking towards you both.

"Easier to explain it while you're both here..." The elderly Kai smirked, looking back and forth between both his students before speaking. "We've finally got the latest equipment to watch KamiTube in HD!"

A tiny sweat drop appeared on the side of your head as you heard Zamasu sigh in irritation next to you.

"Master Gowasu, is that really necessary?" The green man questioned, the agitation clearly written all over his face as his mentor blinked.

"You don't get it Zamasu... Here, let me show you..." Gowasu said, fiddling around in his pockets for a second before finding the remote. The older Kai pressed one of larger buttons, the orb above them all lighting up before a few ads began to play.

Gowasu struggled to find a video or link that would amuse the other man before sighing, seemingly giving up before he quickly glanced your way.

"Ah! That's right!" He beamed, making you nervous already as he eyed the phone in your hand. "You do have a blog for your photography, do you not? Why not show Zamasu some of the ones you took of him?"

Your eyes went wide as you watched Zamasu turn your way, the look on his face an interesting mixture of surprise and anger as Gowasu continued on obliviously.

"Lady Shiro truly does have a talent for capturing your good side, ho ho..." The Kai joked, chuckling to himself as he typed in the address for your website.

"M-Master Gowasu..." You stammered, your cheeks feeling warm already as you wished desperately for Whis' power to rewind time briefly. "I don't think Zamasu wants to see-"

"Oh. I very much do want to see what kind of photographs I'll be appearing in..." The white haired man growled, sending a murderous glare your way before glancing back to the screen. "Considering I never agreed to any of it."

"Calm down Zamasu..." The elder Kai chuckled, clicking on one of your most recent posts as to your horror, the images began to load. "Everyone in the comments seems to agree that you look rather good-"

"Comments?!" The younger Kai nearly choked, a slight blush tinting his lime cheeks as he could only stare at the screen with wide eyes as the first set of images was suddenly displayed.

Zamasu could only stare in shock as he eyed each photo of himself, scanning them all for any signs of flaws, but finding none. When did she... How... He thought to himself, his cheeks getting a bit warmer as he had to admit, they were rather good. Every one seemed to capture a different emotion he noticed, ranging from the intensity of his expressions during a training session to more calm poses during times when he thought no one was looking...

"Eggplants and hearts?! What the hell South Kai!" You grumbled, looking rather annoyed as you read the list of comments on your photo.

Zamasu glanced over at you, the expression on your face currently very different from the peaceful one you normally wore. Is... Is she jealous? He wondered, noticing the blush staining your cheeks as your eyes scanned the words on the screen.

New sugar bae... #yummygod... They don't even know him! You thought angrily before Gowasu's voice brought you back to reality.

"Yes, I was curious... What does that mean?"

"More importantly," Zamasu hissed, interrupting his teacher's question as you were thankful at least for that. "How did you take all those pictures without me noticing? And why?!" He growled, getting angrier by the second as Gowasu tried to calm him down.

"Zama-"

"NO! This is ridiculous!" The Kai shouted, fed up with your childish behavior as you took a step back. "I won't stand for this mockery!" He went on, his silver eyes locking onto the phone that was still in your grasp.

Before you could react, he snatched the device away, making you gasp as he threw the small electronic square as far as he could. The phone sailed through the air, disappearing with the curve of the planet as it vanished over the horizon.

"ZAMASU!" Gowasu scolded, grabbing his student by the ear roughly as he yelped. "That was completely uncalled for! You will apologize to Lady Shiro!" He insisted, the two Kai's having a momentary staring match as Zamasu refused to give in.

"Save it you jerk!" You yelled, surprising them both as you glared towards the younger God. "You... You didn't even read what I wrote..." You mumbled under your breath, the white haired man barely hearing you before you turned, opening up a rift in time before jumping inside.

"Wait! Lady Shir-" Gowasu called, but it was too late. The portal closed again and you were gone for the time being, leaving both Kais standing there in silence.

Zamasu growled, taking off as well as Gowasu shook his head while watching him go. If only you didn't have to learn all your lessons the hard way Zamasu... He thought, sighing tiredly before returning to his duties.

Halfway around the planet Zamasu cursed, stopping under a section of trees before letting his boots touch the ground. The foolishness of that woman is unbearable at times... He thought with a frown, replaying her words in his mind involuntarily. 'You didn't even read what I wrote'... What the hell does that have to do with anything?! He wondered, growling as he knew he'd most likely never know.

The Kai let out an angry huff, sitting down on the grass and leaning back against one of the wider trees as something shiny caught his eye...

Impossible... What are the odds? He thought, standing up and walking towards the metallic object before recognizing it instantly as the one he had just thrown. Amazingly enough, the device was still intact and had received little damage other than a few scuff marks and grass stains on the case.

Feeling justified by her previous actions with his pictures, Zamasu clicked the phone on, typing the same thing Gowasu had searched earlier as Shiro's blog popped up.

The first thing the white haired man saw was a photo of said Goddess displayed on her page, the picture making something in his chest tighten as he scanned the image. Whatever tricks she had used to enhance his photos she clearly didn't need he thought, his gaze moving over her figure as he took in her ethereal features.

Zamasu cleared his throat, getting back on track somewhat as his eyes flicked down to the list of comments below the picture. It was extremely long he noticed, daring to read a few as each one seemed to make him more irritated than the last.

Let those fools talk... What do I care? He wondered, gripping the phone in his hand as he thought about how you had left. 'What I wrote'... Your words spoke in his mind again, making him glance back at your phone before scrolling down to where his photos were posted.

Underneath them there was a bit of text he noticed, realizing this must have been what you were referring to before you took off.

'Photography is an art of observation. It has little to do with the things you see and everything to do with the way you see them.' Zamasu read, his silver orbs widening a bit as he was intrigued. 'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change...'

Is that so? He wondered, truly pondering your statements as he clicked the phone off again before sitting down on the grass. Tch, what nonsense! As if anything could become better just because you wish it so... He thought with a frown, thinking back to your conversation a few days ago that had still been weighing heavily on his mind.

The two of you had been resting on the grass after training, cloud gazing together as you had convinced him to join you for once and he had reluctantly agreed for some reason. Your conversation quickly turned towards his hatred of mortal beings like usual, leaving you attempting to change his mind, like usual...

"I can't give you a reason for why things are the way they are Zamasu..." You had said, placing your hands on your stomach in a relaxed pose as he watched you stare towards the sky before sighing, your golden eyes taking on a more serious shine as you continued. "I... I just feel like Heaven and Hell are a place that's inside each of us and we're the ones who choose which to explore. You have to have both to have an understanding of why they exist... I mean, you wouldn't be able to appreciate life's little miracles if you didn't want to kill yourself sometimes." You finished nonchalantly, making the Kai laying next to you blink in surprise as he listened.

"And I think we're all a step away from both... Like both universes are so near to us... It's all right here in front of us, layering onto our realities like filters on an image..." You mused, watching a particularly fluffy cloud cast a shadow on you both before passing by. "We see our lives through Heaven and Hell and I think we always have a say in which one we can choose... Even when you feel as though your life is terrible, Heaven is just as close as it was before. You don't really get further away from it, you just lose the ability to take notice of it I guess... It's not really a matter of looking or searching for happiness or perfection, but seeing things for what they truly are..." You finished, hoping at least something you had said during your rambling made any sense.

Zamasu looked your way, actually impressed you could have such an interesting perspective on life, one that he had never really heard or envisioned before. You turned to meet his gaze, smiling at him shyly before the Kai next to you, glanced forward again, the tiniest dusting of pink visible on his face as he pointed towards one of the clouds before attempting to distract you from his flustered expression.

Zamasu blinked, the memory in his mind ending as he was brought back to reality while thinking about your words. Shiro has seen quite a lot of things in her time... He realized, knowing that despite her tiny stature and innocent appearance, the Goddess was actually thousands of years old. I guess that's why Lord Beerus and Whis brought her here... Zamasu thought with a frown, wondering why they were all so dead set on wasting their time.

No matter what that old fool Gowasu or Lady Shiro says, nothing will change my mind about the disgusting tragedy that is the mortal race... He growled, tossing the phone to the side lightly as it landed on the grass.

He was feeling unreasonably irritated for some reason as he tried to calm himself down, leaning back against the tree once more before closing his eyes and taking a few deep breaths.

The question on his mind was a very troubling one as he crossed his arms, reluctantly wondering what Shiro would really think of him if she knew what his true intentions were...

Soon enough, he'd have his answer.

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A/N: That was fun to write :] And because this is me we're talking about here, I'll most likely make a third part! ☆(◒‿◒)☆ Until then, one more thing before I go... Here's a fun Zamasu comic for your travels!