A/N: Little bit of background for this oneshot before we began... The Reader is playing the part of Shiro, an immortal Goddess who's backstory other than these few sentences is unknown :o I love No Game No Life so you know I had to pick her eventually for one of these stories (●'ω｀●) And before anyone asks, YES, Shiro is older than what is portrayed in the anime... Thousands of years old in fact, since she is immortal... I DIGRESS!

Oneshot blast off at the speed of light! Read and review now or prepare to fight! (╯◕_◕)╯I'm lame... That's right D:

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It had been a few months since your arrival on the Kai's world after having accepted Beerus and Whis' offer to assist the Master Kai, Gowasu with the training of his new apprentice. You had been hesitant at first, unsure of what you could do to help the harsh young Kai who was admittedly, a bit rough around the edges when it came to interacting with others.

It was only when he learned of your immortality that Zamasu seemed to tolerate you, actually taking note of your words and advice during training. Little by little the two of you established an enjoyable routine, sparring together and learning from Master Gowasu as you both sharpened your skills while getting to know one another. As the days passed, your interactions became normal, a competitive rivalry igniting between you both as one day, Gowasu seemed to notice.

His apprentice had changed in many ways over the course of your time being here, the elder Kai realized with a smile, watching you both spar while sipping his tea. I'll have to remember to thank Lord Beerus...

Just as Gowasu put his cup back on it's saucer, a bright flash lit up the sky, forming into a ball before three people materialized inside of it. Gowasu squinted, making out the faces of Lord Beerus and Whis along with another he'd never seen before.

"Woohoo!" The spiky haired stranger shouted, beginning to fall towards the ground as the transportation energy faded. "Yeah! We're here at last! Aaaah! OOF!"

The sound of an unfamiliar voice made you and Zamasu glance over just in time to see the man in the orange gi crash into the ground, a cloud of dust shooting up around him as Lord Beerus and Whis touched down on the planet gracefully.

You grinned as you spotted your two former teachers, running over to where everyone was standing as Zamasu followed.

"Oh my... Well, if it isn't Lord Beerus..." Gowasu blinked in confusion, watching as the newcomer crawled out of the small crater he'd made.

"Hi." Beerus said in a monotone voice, raising one hand in a greeting as you piped up.

"Hi Beerus-sama! Whis-sama!~" You sang, making the taller man smile as the God of Destruction's ears twitched in annoyance.

"It's been far too long Gowasu, Zamasu, Lady Shiro..." Whis replied, bowing his head respectfully as everyone else did the same. "We've brought someone here we'd like you to meet..." Whis continued, glancing over his shoulder as the man who'd crashed into the planet earlier was suddenly racing towards you all.

You blinked in surprise as the stranger skidded to a stop, the wind from his speed blasting everyone's hair back wildly.

"Hi, I'm Goku! Are you that Goddess who's supposed to be all super strong and stuff?!" The Saiyan said excitedly, leaning down towards your face as you took a step back. "Hmm... How's that possible? You're so tiny!" He wondered out loud, patting your arms lightly as if to prove his point.

"E-eh?" You tensed, not sure what to do as the strange man continued to stare right at you.

Zamasu growled, grabbing one of the Saiyan's wrists instantly before yanking him back. "How dare you touch her mortal!" He hissed, sending the oblivious fighter an angry glare as you looked up at him in surprise.

"Stop that at once Zamasu!" Gowasu ordered, seemingly breaking the other Kai from his trance as he let the wrist in his grasp go.

"Goku... Why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself properly..." Whis spoke up, putting a special amount of emphasis on the last word in his sentence as the Saiyan nodded.

The irritated frown was still clearly visible on Zamasu's face as Goku straightened up in front of you both, clearing his throat before speaking.

"I am called Goku, your Kainess..." He said seriously, looking at Zamasu before glancing back to you. "And your Goddess... Uh, ness!" He went on, sending you a playful wink as you felt yourself blush. "At your service! I hope this is to your liking." Goku finished, bowing deeply as you didn't quite know how to react.

"At least he made an effort..." Gowasu commented, raising a silver eyebrow towards Whis and Beerus as they chuckled. "Now then, to what to do we owe the great pleasure of your visit?" The elder Kai inquired, wondering what all this was about.

"Mmm, I can't wait anymore!" Goku whined, smiling innocently at you and Zamasu before continuing. "Would one of you mind going a quick round with me, just for fun?" He asked simply, surprising everyone.

"Tch, you want me to fight you?" Zamasu grumbled, clenching his fists at his sides as he glared at the other man. He can't be serious...

"Either one of you!" Goku replied, glancing your way again before clapping his hands together in front of himself in a pleading gesture. "Come on, pretty please? You gotta do it... I came all this way just for that!"

"Rrr... You can get to that later!" Beerus growled, grabbing the Saiyan by the ear roughly before tossing him into the air.

The orange clad man stopped a ways up, rubbing his now red ear lightly before whining. "Ow... Ow... Not cool Lord Beerus, I mean I asked them nicely, didn't I?"

"Goku, I swear to Kami..." The purple cat growled, placing a hand over his face as you couldn't help but stifle a laugh. Watching the God of Destruction getting frustrated so easily by this strange man was nothing short of comical.

"I was not expecting our training to be cut short today by this fool..." Zamasu grumbled, getting your attention as you watched him glare at the man still floating above you all.

"Well, they'll probably leave soon... And we can get back to it." You replied, shrugging your shoulders coolly before smiling at the white haired man.

Zamasu nodded once, glancing away from you quickly as he felt a very strange emotion pass through his chest. It had been happening more often lately, only becoming a problem at all shortly after you'd arrived here he deduced. The Kai couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with him as he struggled to remain collected... But finding that around you, that was rather difficult.

"Lady Shiro, Zamasu, excuse us..." Gowasu said suddenly, walking towards the temple with Lord Beerus and Whis behind him as you wondered what was going on. The three of them disappeared, leaving the two of you with the very unusual Saiyan.

"So... Now that they're gone..." Goku said somewhat quietly, looking around to make sure his statement was true as he touched down in front of you both. "How about that match?"

"You mortals are intolerable..." Zamasu said harshly, crossing his arms in front of himself as Goku looked back in confusion.

"I'll fight you." You chimed in, making both men look at you in surprise as you tilted your head to the side before smiling cutely.

"I didn't say I wouldn't fight him!" Zamasu hissed, taking a step forward as his mind was clearly made up. I'll show this fool what it means to challenge a God...

"Ah, that's great!" Goku cheered, throwing a fist into the air triumphantly as you smirked, knowing the stranger would have a tough time in the following fight.

The three of you moved to a more open area, away from the temple and other buildings as you watched Goku and Zamasu facing off. You stood a good distance away, unable to contain yourself as you watched the fight about to begin.

"Go Zama!" You cheered, jumping into the air with your hands up as Goku chuckled, both men getting into a fighting stance as an ominous breeze blew a few cherry blossoms through the air.

The silence was short lived as both fighters rushed forward, clashing in a mess of punches and kicks as you watched in awe. It wasn't long before Goku realized he'd need to put forth a little more effort if he was going to gain the upper hand.

"HAA!" The Saiyan shouted, a huge burst of energy surrounding him suddenly as his hair changed from black to blonde.

I... I heard the legends but never knew they were true... You thought, your eyes never leaving the fight as you watched the Super Saiyan moving with incredible speed.

Zamasu tried his best to keep up with the newly transformed man, finding it now insanely difficult as he was backed into a defensive guard.

One of the man's fists actually landed on it's target, knocking the Kai's face to the side briefly before he recovered, jumping back a few feet.

"This is exciting!" Goku huffed, wiping his brow as Zamasu frowned, deciding it was time to get serious as well. The look he was wearing now made you think maybe it was time to end their 'friendly' little match...

Just as the Kai was about to launch himself forward and slap that sickening smile right off the man's goofy face, you appeared in front of him, holding your hand up while giving him a meaningful look.

"Alright, alright... Let's not get carried away..." You said, trying to defuse the situation as the Zamasu glared at you angrily. "I think that's enough for today..."

"Wow! I didn't even see you move!" Goku said in awe, powering down before walking up to where you both stood. "We should all train together again!"

"If you say so..." You shrugged, making Zamasu let out a frustrated sigh before staring at the Saiyan in disbelief.

"How is it possible for you to be such an imbecile?" The Kai asked, the expression on his face that of genuine concern as he wondered how the man functioned on a day to day basis.

You had to hold in a laugh as you watched Zamasu struggle to keep his cool, figuring it was good for the man to have his patience tested once in a while.

"Huh?" Goku responded, clearly not understanding the question at all as Gowasu, Lord Beerus and Whis reemerged from the temple just in time to avoid either of you having to explain it to him.

"Come on Goku, we're going home..." Beerus growled, Whis and Gowasu trailing behind him as the God walked towards you all.

"I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help." Gowasu stated, placing his hands behind his back as he bowed to the departing God.

"I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it." Whis said hopefully, all of you saying your goodbyes as Goku suddenly stepped forward before grabbing your hand.

"I hope next time you and I can fight!" The Saiyan said with a grin, shaking your hand rather intensely as your whole arm flew up and down.

"Um... Okay?" You replied, not really knowing what else to say as you heard a growl from behind you.

"LET'S GO!" Beerus shouted, grabbing the man by his ear once more as he dragged him backwards, the unusual trio disappearing with one final wave from Whis as they all teleported away in a flash of light.

"That was all certainly... Unexpected." Gowasu commented, glancing between you and Zamasu before sighing. "I need to make some calls... I'll see you both later." He finished, sending you both a tired grin before turning and leaving you both in each other's company.

I wonder what Lord Beerus and Whis were really here for... You thought, placing a small hand under your chin as you tried to think of anything that was happening right now in any of the realms. And that Saiyan was certainly something... You mused, thinking back on your interactions with the man as you smiled.

"Shiro!" Zamasu said angrily, finally getting your attention as you looked his way. "If you weren't so preoccupied with thinking about that foolish mortal, you would hear me calling you!" He grumbled, clearly agitated as he continued. "We should return to our training..."

"Fine..." You agreed, placing a delicate finger on your cheek before getting a very devious idea. "But you have to admit... He was rather handsome."

The look on the Kai's face was priceless as you burst out laughing before taking off across the grassy field as you heard Zamasu's angry voice right behind you.

"SHIRO!"

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A/N: Hehe, so Goku is a bit of a flirty flirt in this story (◕‿-) Hope you enjoyed the sillyness and stay tuned for Part 2, which IS coming! Zombiegirl, out!