This one is after the Namek Saga but with Goku somehow in the conversation.

(Piccolo has entered the chat)

(Vegeta has entered the chat)

Vegeta- Oh it's you Namek

Piccolo- Raceist

Vegeta- Like you haven't been raceist once in your life.

Piccolo-I don't spend much time around people to be a raceist

Vegeta- I doubt that

Piccolo- [narrows eyes] what does that mean?

Vegeta-I just said that you do spend time with Gohan...stalker >:)

Piccolo- I'm no stalker!

Vegeta- Oh yeah I've heard the stories so your a kidnapper of small children.

Piccolo- it was to defeat you!

Vegeta- and yet we almost killed you all [smirks]

Piccolo- God your a smart ass

Vegeta- I know and a handsome one too [Bulma whistles in the background]

Piccolo- -_-

Vegeta- out of comments are you Namek.

Piccolo- I'm stronger than you [he knows he's been beat]

Vegeta- oh yeah how about we spar now and then come back to make a vote between all those z fighter friends of yours

Piccolo- Fine with me

(Piccolo has left the chat)

(Vegeta has left the chat)

The Next Day:

(Vegeta has entered the chat)

(Piccolo has entered the chat)

Vegeta- I can't freaking believe you beat me

Piccolo- well you shouldn't have looked at your wife in the shower as we fought [sinkers with a slight smirk]

Vegeta- [face glows red] I DID NOT YOU DAMN NAMEK!

Piccolo- Calm down man

Vegeta- No I will not be beat by a Namek [turns super sayain]

Piccolo- Whoa! :0

{Not how he turned super sayain but this is a DBZ chat room fan fic}

Vegeta- yes I did it I finally surpassed Kakarot.

Piccolo- I said that every time in the past and I never did.

Vegeta- This is different in a super sayain.

(The Z-fighters have entered the chat)

Krillian- Sup guys what did you want?

Piccolo- We wanted to take a vote who's the better tough guy me or Vegeta?

Bulma- My hubby of course.

Chi Chi- YOUR MARRIED! :D

Vegeta- Damn it woman that was a secret

Bullma- Sorry

Yamcha- Piccolo

Gohan- Piccolo

Tien- Vegeta

Krillian- that's two votes Piccolo and two votes Vegeta

Piccolo- Quit quoting Survivor and vote.

Krillian- Fine Piccolo

Chi chi- Piccolo

Goku- Both

Everyone- GOKU!

Vegeta- DAMN YOU KAKAROTT WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!

Goku- [sits back covering his ears] I can't tell you that.

Chi Chi- Why not you've got a family to live with.

Goku- It would ruin the show.

Krillian- What show

Goku- I've said to much :0

(Goku has left the chat)

Vegeta- GET BACK HERE!

Piccolo- Let's continue.

Roshi- Bulma

Vegeta- What did you say you old pervert!

Roshi- Ahhh I choose Piccolo!

Vegeta- Crap you win again [crosses arms]

Bulma- It's ok honey later today we can... you know.

Vegeta- Got to go :)

(Bullma and Vegeta have left the chat)

Krillian- Get a room guys [makes a gross face]

Piccolo- TMI

Chi Chi- Me a Goku used to do that

Everyone except for ChiChi- I'm out

(The Z-Fighters have left the chat)

Chi Chi- I'm so alone

That's it for now and yes if you want to know Piccolo is one of my favorite characters besides Vegeta and that was my inspiration because they seem similar in so many ways.