Annika created 'Jericho'

Annika added Markus, North, Josh, Simon

Annika: Hey y'all, I thought making a group chat for us might be good for us to coordinate Jericho stuff

Markus entered the chat

Markus: Jericho stuff?

Annika: I didn't know what to call it ok!!! I almost called it missions but idk that doesn't sound right.  Words.  They evade me.

Simon entered the chat

Simon: Well I mean 'missions' at least sounds better than 'Jericho stuff.'

Annika: fINE, bullies.  Missions.  This group chat is for coordinating missions

North entered the chat

Josh entered the chat

North: Oo missions, sounds badass

Josh: Sure

Annika: I see the man of few words has entered

Josh: Only a man of few words becuz the author is unsure how to characterize me ://

North: Hey can we change names in the chat

Annika: ye

Annika changed 'North' to 'Bitch'

Bitch: hEY

Markus: Be nice, Annika

Annika changed 'Markus' to 'Dad'

Dad: Really?? I don't even look remotely like your father.

Bitch changed 'Annika' to 'Daddyslittlegirl'

Simon: Kinky

Daddyslittlegirl: Are u kidding me

Bitch: N o

Bitch changed 'Dad' to 'Daddy'

Daddy: North, please

Josh: Hey, why isn't Connor in here?

Bitch: And I oop-

Daddyslittlegirl: being in this group chat would overload the sweet boi's circuits

Simon: Tru dat

Josh: Fair

Bitch: So, Markus, how that bill goin

Daddy: Hmm?

Bitch: Oh u know what Im talking abt

Josh: Yall are talking bout the android human marriage bill, right?

Daddyslittlegirl: Wait Markus?? Is this true???

Daddy: Yes, I've been working on it for a while.  I think I'm pretty close to getting it passed.  It was sUpPOsEd to be a surprise

Daddyslittlegirl added Natalie

Natalie changed 'Daddy' to 'RoboJesus'

RoboJesus: Ra9, not this again

Bitch: Ok Natalie doesn't do shit for Jericho why'd u add her

Natalie changed 'Bitch' to 'MegaBitch'

MegaBitch: EY

Daddyslittlegirl: She wanted to feel included 😥

RoboJesus: She does help North, lay off.  Without her I don't know how we would've kept our people in shape while we were on the ship

Josh: Yeah, she put her life on the line to steal the supplies we needed

Natalie: That's right, guys 😌

Simon: Honestly it was kind of concerning how good u were at stealing stuff

Natalie: Shhhhhh don't blow my cover

Daddyslittlegirl: Fuck i just realized I can't change my own name

Natalie: I gotchya, gurl

Natalie changed 'Daddyslittlegirl' to 'Markuslut'

Markuslut: BeTraYal

Simon: ok but we changed the topic, what do you think of the android human marriage bill Annika?

Natalie: Ooo, tea 😚🤩😋😜

Markuslut: Its really amazing Markus, Im sure there are android human couples who will be very thankful for it

Simon: Coward

Natalie: CmoOON ANNIKAA

MegaBitch: Im so sick of u guys making googly eyes at eachother all the time just fuck for Ra9's sake

Simon: Bold of u to assume they haven't

RoboJesus: I don't have a dick

Markuslut: I'd be concerned if u did

MegaBitch: Idk he might need to fuck an old man back to life

Simon: Or fuck the life out of him

Natalie: 😶

Markuslut: Jesus christ yall are dISGUSTANG

RoboJesus: You called

Josh: Did Markus just make a joke

RoboJesus: I thought if I embraced the Robo Jesus joke you guys would stop calling me that because it doesn't annoy me anymore

Natalie: Well we all know it still does so too bad so sad Robo Jesus

MegaBitch: Back to the dick thing, Markus, u know there are attachments right?

RoboJesus: Really?

RoboJesus: Well I guess Carl would never tell me that so

Markuslut: Yeah he did try pretty hard to set us up but not that hard

RoboJesus: He did ask me to double wash the sheets in the guest bedroom everytime you slept over here though

Simon: Askkffhgh

Josh: Lol

Markuslut: Sounds about right

MegaBitch: What did he think u guys were fucking quietly or somethn

MegaBitch: Annika's virgin ass could never

Markuslut: U right u right

Josh: Carl was just playing it safe which I respect

Simon: Exactly

MegaBitch: Simon ik for a fact you make a mess when u jack off

Markuslut: tmi tmi tmi t M I

Simon: Yeah well you said u and you in the same sentence which makes you a mega bisexual

MegaBitch: Ur point, homo

Josh: Hey, we're all a little gay here

Natalie: Not me I'm straight af

Markuslut: Ha straighty

MegaBitch: Hetero

Simon: Dammit how did u break into our ranks

Natalie: By being super supportive 😌😉🏳️‍🌈

Markuslut: I did actually bring her to pride once

RoboJesus: Really, how'd it go

Markuslut: She enjoyed the drag race but she wasn't half as excited about sword fighting women as I think everyone should be

MegaBitch: Bro u gotta see sword fighting women? Where is this and how do I sign up

Markuslut: Finally someone who appreciates how hot that is

Simon: No I think she wants to be one of the sword fighting women

Markuslut: Oh yeah, smthn about like women doing Shakespeare or women putting on Shakespeare plays.  Idk i don't remember look it up

Josh: Don't teach North how to sword fight she's scary enough as is

Natalie: Yes, please don't

Simon: She doesn't need to be taught she can learn it through a program.  U should know this Josh ur also an android-

Markuslut: WeLl tHEN DON'T GIVE HER ACCESS TO THE PROGRAM

Simon: You really don't know how androids work do you

RoboJesus: I've taught her some things but there's some things she just doesnt get

Markuslut: Wow r u calling me dumb

Natalie: Oh you've taught her things, huh?? What kind of things 😏😏😏

RoboJesus: You can't see me right now but I'm facepalming

Josh: Can confirm

Markuslut: Oh are u with him rn? Where are y'all?

Josh: At Carl's house, I'm leaving in a bit though

Markuslut: Markus are you still gonna be there later today?

RoboJesus: Yeah, why?

Natalie: She's planning on askkffhjdtixryzpeyzeyoeyz

RoboJesus: ?????

Markuslut: It's nothing don't worry about it

Markuslut: Just being betrayed by one of my best friends

Natalie: SHE ATTACKED ME

Markuslut: :)

Natalie: MARKUS SHES GIVING YOU A GIFT BECAUSE SHE QDOHIFYITPS047PYE

MegaBitch: BEAT HER UP BEAT HER UP

Natalie: HEYYYYyyy

Markuslut: I will break y'all's kneecaps

MegaBitch: Try me Bitch

Markuslut: Hey where'd Simon and Josh go

RoboJesus: Josh just left so I don't know

RoboJesus: Now what's this about a gift?

Markuslut: It's a surprise 😊

Josh: Hey guys I'm in a car now

Josh: Simon's with me but he's in stasis

MegaBitch: What? why???  He came with you to Markus's right?

Josh: Yeah he went off to the store but he didn't return so I was worried, and when I came back out he was crumpled on the doorstep all beaten up.  Not sure what happened, but it looked like it was a group effort.  He's in stasis until I can get him back to New Jericho to get him repaired

Markuslut: Ohmygod is he ok??  How did that happen??? I mean, Carl lives in the nice part of town---it just doesn't make sense to me

Josh: I think he'll be fine.  There's been some organized anti-android crime recently, it might be a group

Markuslut: Like a group that's the opposite of Jericho?  Shit

MegaBitch: I knew something like this would happen, fucking humans.

Markuslut: Unfortunately for every step forward there's pushback

RoboJesus: I'm sure things will work themselves out.  If there really is an organized group, there's people we can report to to get it taken care of.  But, let's not worry about it too much for now

Markuslut: We should talk to Connor about this

RoboJesus: That's a good idea, Annika.  Josh, I'm coming over to New Jericho right now to see Simon

Markuslut: Natalie said she'll give me a ride there so I'm coming too

Josh: A ride? Why aren't you taking a self driving car?

Markuslut: Natalie share's Hank's sentiment of not liking self driving cars, she prefers to drive herself.  So I might as well come with her instead of going separately

MegaBitch: And you trust her???

Markuslut: Hey, she's actually a decent driver

Markuslut: Anyway, I'll see you when I get to New Jericho, North.

MegaBitch: See u