A/N: I do not own most of these. I'll tell you which ones I made.

Mingi: Aw Ari look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Ari:  First of all I'm about to sacrifice you

Wooyoung:  What goes up and never comes down?

Ari:  The amount of stress you bring to this family

Yeosang:  My hands are cold

Ari, holding his hands:  Is this better?

Yeosang:

Yeosang:  My lips are really cold-

Ari, slamming her hand on Yeosang's lips: How about now?

Ari:  I wasn't that drunk

Seonghwa:  You tried to color my face with HIGHLIGHTER because you said I was IMPORTANT

Ari:  [tearing up] because you aRE

Hongjoong:  So this is it, huh... we are really getting a divorce

Seonghwa:  Seems that way

Hongjoong: I'm taking Ari with me

Seonghwa:  LIKE HELL YOU ARE

Ari:  Okay that's enough Monopoly for tonight

Ari: *yawns*

Yeosang:  it must be tiring being pretty all the time

Ari:  then you must be exhausted

Yeosang:  *blushes* holy shit...

[At the mall]

San:  [loses Ari]

Wooyoung:  how are we going to find her?

San:  BOY YOU GOT ME HELPLESS

Ari: [from across the mall] LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND THE SKY'S THE LIMIT

San:  found her!

| I made this one; shoutout to all my Hamilfans out there |

Ari:  [exists]

Lisa, BLACKPINK:  Excuse me, are you my daughter?

IU: no, she's my daughter

Sana, TWICE:  ummmm, no she's my daughter

Irene, Red Velvet:  nope, she's my daughter

Hwasa, MAMAMOO:  hahaha what? Obviously she's my daughter

Yeji, ITZY:  bitch, she's my daughter

Wendy: you've all got it so wrong, she's my daughter

HaSeul, Loona:  she knows her mother when she sees her and that is obviously me!

Seonghwa:  [bursts into the room with a bat] FEAR NOT, ARI! MAMA'S HERE TO SAVE YOU!

Ari: What did you just call me?!

Yeosang: I just called you by your first name, what's the big deal?

Ari:  [sighs and mumbles] my God, I have to tell him everything

Ari:  [gives him a list of cute nicknames]

Ari: these are your choices!

Ari: *applying chapstick*

Yeosang:  what flavor is that?

Ari:  oh it's *random chapstick flavor*

Yeosang:  can I try some?

Ari:  sure *hands over the chapstick*

Yeosang:  *kisses Ari* holy shit, it tastes like *that flavor*

Ari:  *has stopped functioning*

Yeosang: *bites his lip* you're overreacting hyungs; I was just kissing Ari on the cheek!

Seonghwa:  *sipping his coffee* you corrupted our baby. Our sweet, innocent baby Ari.

Hongjoong:  *glances up from his newspaper* you have 10 seconds to start running before we kill you for defiling our daughter

Ari: I hang out with San and Wooyoung. You're seriously going to murder Yeosang over kissing my cheek?

Hongjoong:  she's got a point

Seonghwa: that she does

Hongjoong: SAN! WOOYOUNG! MEET ME AND SEONGHWA HYUNG IN OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!

Seonghwa: *leaves the kitchen with Hongjoong*

Yeosang: you think they'll survive?

Ari:  no, they're both wimps. plus, we'll be able to hear Wooyoung being murdered from here, so I'm not worried that we're missing out on quality entertainment.

Yeosang:  you right, you right

| Hehe, I made this one myself and I'm very proud of it too |

Published:  8/19/2022

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