A/N: Most of these are not mine. I'll let you know which ones are of my own creation.

^^ I had to reupload this because all the comments weren't showing up ^^

[when 98 line is gone]

Yunho: Since I'm the oldest, that makes me in charge and Mingi my wife

Jongho and Ari: I don't think that's how that works

Mingi: Don't talk to your father like that

Ari: You disrespect me ever again, I'll eat your shower curtain

Wooyoung: They're... glass doors

Ari: Well crunchity munchity then! You think that will stop me?

Yeosang: *exists*

Ari: *blurts out* Marry me

Yeosang: What?

Ari: What?

| This one is mine |

Mingi: You're giving me a sticker?

Ari: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow."

Mingi: I'm not a preschooler

Ari: Fine, I'll take it back

Mingi: No I earned this. Back off

Ari: You're my favorite brother

Felix: Ri... I'm your only brother

Ari: I know, Felix; that's why you're my favorite

The rest of Stray Kids: WE EXIST TOO, YOU KNOW!

Ari: Yeah but I never shared a womb with any of you, so...

| This one is mine |

Ari: Why is your report card on the ceiling?

Jongho: You told me to bring my grades up

Ari:

Jongho:

Ari: I did say that now lemme see-

Yunho [screaming]: Wake up everyone it's an emergency!

Ari: It is three. in. the. morning.

Yunho: Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

Ari: Run before I kill you

Mingi: *pulling on a door that says 'push'*

Ari, filming: Pull harder

[At the supermarket]

Ari: [loses Seonghwa]

Ari: Can someone help me find my mom?

San and Wooyoung: *being loud af at 3 am*

Ari, trying to sleep: I have an idea

Seonghwa: no murder

Ari: I no longer have an idea

Ari: I once had a crush on someone, and didn't know how to handle it so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti

Hongjoong: Wow

Yeosang: That's so funny! Once I went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti

Ari: How fun! I have to go water my dog now

Jongho: Is there a word that's a mix between mad and sad?

Hongjoong: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Ari: Smad

Flight attendant: Before landing, please make sure all small items are secured

ATEEZ, all turning to look at Hongjoong and Ari at the exact same time:

Hongjoong and Ari: :/

Jongho: Hyung, do you and Ari feel safe?

Ari: Can you at least try and see this from my perspective?

Mingi: *crouches down*

Yunho: *gets on knees*

Ari: I hope you both die

Ari: How does this t shirt look?

Yeosang: It looks great! I wish I could pull that off

Ari: Go ahead

Yeosang: What

Ari: What

Ari: Cool socks are a way of hiding your inner insecurity

Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho: Rude

San: Fair

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back

Ari: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Ari: A psychic on the street just said "why don't you come inside for a reading sweetie?" And without missing a beat I said "no thanks I can't read" and I bet her psychic intuition didn't warn her I'd say something stupid.

Hongjoong: Why are you smiling?

Yeosang: What? Can't I just be happy?

Ari: Wooyoung tripped and fell in the practice room.

Published: 9/12/2021
Edited: 1/27/2022
Reuploaded:  8/19/2022

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