Theese are somethings that I have said ( most of the time on acident) IRL. 

Kya- No I wasn't trying to be Kawii, No I didn't say it on purpose. My brother Scared me and I yelled "Kyaa!" Like a  anime girl.

What in gods green earth- I use to say this on an almost daliy basis until people started pointing it out. A couple times someone would even say "I know I know 'What in god green earth'" when ever they knew they did or said something stupid. So yeah for about 1.5 years that was my catch phrase.

Jeffery- I used this in refrence to a umm... Willy Wonka fanfic me and my friends read on the school playground just to see what the hell, H's sister the one who actually reads them for pleasure, got so worked up about. So instead of just reading Y/N we used "Jeffery". And thats how my Best friend got that nick name. ( We were reading It Ironically, none of use get off on that stuff, also it was called "My Coco Bean" if you too want to read it [not recomened for younger readers])

"Why don't you drink out of the cat bowl?- This was not used as an insult, it was a legiment question. My Friend was talking to me over the phone and mid conversation said "I'm thristy vbut I don't want to leave my room" My friend has the cat food and water in her room, so I replied, without thinking, " Why don't you drink out of the cat bowl" the best part is she replied 'good Idea'.

I've always had a thing for pushing the extreme's- Another thing I say to my friends in refrence to a song, *** WARNING NAME IS MATURE WARNING (seirn noises)*** 

"No cock like horse cock" by vengfulsorrow.

OK that's it for this time. Also if you have any promts or things you'd like me to wrtie about, Questions, promts opinions,Ect. Please comment them of DM me them!