"TODAY YOU LEARN RANDOM SHIT ABOUT MOI-"
*puts on a black and red sweat shirt*

Let's get shit started.

I'm nineteen, turning twenty on November 20th.

My biological father is Wade Wilson.
& my biological mother is-
Well, I don't know, but Rosie does . . .

*looks over at the admin who just ran behind a bush to avoid eye contact*

Ahem, I'm 5'7 bisexual Scorpio-
But I'm open to almost anything.

*winks*

I'm skilled in the art of badässery that is amazing hair days.

I personally think I have a FABULOUS äss.

My full legal name is :

Dawn Wanda Penny Rain Unicorn Wilson.

And if you want to know my real name:

Wendy Dawn Wilson.

Yeah, Rosie just had to stay with the 'W' theme, somehow.

Anyways, my favorite music artists are:

Miley Cyrus

Rihanna

Selena Gomez

&

Demi Lovato

*takes a long drink of water* can we wrap this up already, Rosie? *listens, nodding* mkay.

ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT FOR 'LEARNING RANDOM SHIT ABOUT MOI' PART ONE!-

Oh, really? *sighs* TAKE TWO.

THAT'S IT FOR HEAD CANNONS PART ONE!

Adios, bïtches!