"Hello, my name is-"
*record screeches*

Bïtch, naw! We aren't doing your cheesy äss beginning, Rosie! I'm taking it from here.

*puts on some shades*

I'm pretty fücking sure you know who I am. But if you're living under a rock, I'm Dawn freaking Wilson!

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So, let me give you the run down.

I'm nineteen years old, I know I'm young and beautiful.

*slips you my number* *winks*

As Rose tells me, which I don't need to hear since I already know, I'm flirty as hell. Or as she says, "You hit on practically anything!" *mimics Rose*

*brings out two katanas*
I'm pretty much like my dad, but I'm younger, I have a v-...what ever, Rose...*grumbles**clears her throat* and only half of my face is messed up.

I also so happen to have FOUR face claims!
Hunter King, Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and unknowingly to Rose at the time of choosing her to play moi! Olivia Holt who so happens to play Marvel/Freeform's Dagger on Cloak and Dagger.

Oops! But hey, now I have a TWIIIINNN!!

I'm pretty sure that already picked it up by now, but I'm mentally insane, as Rose calls it. I just like to think I have a more advanced mind then others. They just think I'm crazy when I'm actually a freaking genius!!

...well, you did say most geniuses were considered crazy before actually being pronounced genius.

Pssh, whatever.

*dramatic music starts playing*

How I came to be....well, you see, when a Scarlett Johansson and a Ryan Reynolds get together-...

Why, Rose? Why ruin my fun?
Jesus, you practically play me! Don't you be scolding me!
I don't care if you gave me that line!...

Ahem, anyways, since Rose has given me permission that I didn't need anyways to tell you a quick run down of my origin story.

*throws her shades at a cat*
*slips on some reading glasses and a sweater*

In the year 1994
December 19th...I was being genetically formed!!! Yeah, your girl here wasn't made with a regular sperm and egg.

Scientists had gotten a hold of some of my dad's DNA after he was given his healing factor. So, they thought they could make a mini him!! But with a better äss and more flexible...*winks*

*makes a disgusted face randomly*

...okay, um, yeah, through all that research, DNA building, and looking for surrogates crazy enough to have me. And, BOOM! ON NOVEMBER 20TH, 1999 I WAS CREATED IN A LAB!!

After I was born, I was trained to be a highly awesome individual! But to be honest, I didn't need their training. I was already awesome!

FÜCK! I GOTTA GO! *drops the camera, running off, two men behind her**camera gets stepped on, only audio working* *multiple gun shots are heard*

*faintly* "TAKE THAT, MOTHERFÜCKERS!"

{INFO}

fcs: olivia holt, kate upton, jennifer lawrence, & hunter king.

legal full name: Dawn Wanda Penny Rain Unicorn Wilson.

real name: Wendy Dawn Wilson

height: 5'7

weight: 128.7 lbs

hair color: blonde

eye color: blue/hazel/brown

previous occupations: Unknown

current occupation: mercenary

biological father: Wade Wilson

biological mother: UNKNOWN

brothers/sisters: UNKNOWN

abilities/powers: healing factor, enhanced strength, enhanced eyesight, BADÄSS HAIR, awareness of the forth wall, ability to see beyond the forth wall, & talking with the admin time to time.

martial status: single

love interest: open

children: none

"AND I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL!!!"

taste of music: terrible

"Hehehe."

"SEE YA THE FÜCK LATER, BÏTCHES!"