CENSOR BUTTERFLY

" HELLOOOO EVERYONE!! Today is a very awesome day because we are finally going to take off this piece of *beeep* junk off of me so I can curse when ever I like !! " Dawn said, acting like a vlogger, doing a very poor job on keeping the camera steady. In front of her was a monarch butterfly, sitting on a table. The scene behind them showed that they were in a lab of some kind.

" I'm going to have to set you guys down for a minute so I can use both of my hands to get this butterfly deactivated. " she said, placing the camera on a tripod that kept moving up and down. " *Beep* , where's the duck tape ? " she muttered as she went off into the background to look for the tape. During this time the camera began tipping towards the ground, showing the butterfly a bit better.

The butterfly's eyes were fixated on Dawn's movements as it watched her come over with the duck tape. The camera began moving in a lot of directions and the mic that was on Dawn's suit began hitting the camera, resulting in a bunch of strange audio.  Pretty soon the camera was set up correctly and Dawn was back in it's view.

" *beep* YEAH ! " she said happily as she cleared her throat. " Alright. Time for you, mister butterfly to be deactivated and let me curse ! " she said as she suddenly came to a realisation. " . . .where's this thing's instruction manual? " she wondered out loud and then ran off again, the butterfly following after her.

Since it was already clear Dawn had terrible camera skills, it made sense when the view turned black. I guess someone forgot to charge the camera over night.

When the camera came back in Dawn had a embarassed, but happy look on her face. " So sorry, I forgot the camera was on ten percent. . . but on the bright side. . .I GOT THAT MOTHER FUCKING BUTTERFLY TO DEACTIVATE !!" she said quite loudly and happily. " Apparently Rose made the butterfly and didn't have an instruction manual for it. But she did have a string of code words written in this diary of hers for it's deactivation. "  she said, holding up a thick black diary. " As for the butterfly. . .I put it in this box. " she said, holding up a small metal box.

" And we are going to dump it in the river of fangirl tears !" she said dramatically.
The scene then cut to Dawn standing on a bridge, holding the metal box above a rushing waterfall. " Ready. Set. BYE BYE, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT !! " she yelled as she dropped the box into the rushing water.

The scene then cut to Dawn standing in the middle of the bridge, looking at the camera, " Well, my beautiful chimichangas, that's all for this chapter. I hope you enjoyed this !

Now for me to go off, swearing like a pirate. " she said, running away, yelling strings of curses and references to X rated material.

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