Imagine it is 1979 and David is performing on New Years Eve. David, "So, since your my girlfriend you get to watch me perform on New Years Eve." You, "But, you'll be performing how will you kiss me?" David, "I'll find a way." You, "Good. Because this will be my first New Years Eve kiss and I want it to be special." David, "Of course it will be special." So, David starts to sing Space Oddity until the lights go off. David, "What happened?" Man, "It looks like there is no electricity. It's completely dark." David, "But, how did the lights go off?" An hour later the lights went back on. David, "That's funny now the lights are back on and there are no instruments here. Someone stole all of the instruments!" You, "Don't worry David, I'll get the instruments back." David, "But, you can't go by yourself." You, "I think I can." David, "What if there are people who try to pick you up? Or street callers." You, "Is that what you call them?" David, "Yes, because I can't think of a word to describe those types of people." You, "Well, if that happens I'll beat them to a pulp. Because I do know how to defend myself." David, "Well, okay you can go than." Now, you are off to catch the thief. Thief, "You can't catch me." You, "Yes, I can." Thief, "Hey your hot." You, "Are you trying to flirt with me?" Thief, "Maybe. Hey, how about I buy you a drink." You, "No, thank you I don't take drinks from strangers."

Thief, "Well, you have to get your New Years kiss from somebody." You, "I don't want to kiss you, I already have a boyfriend." Thief, "Oh, well okay." You, "And you have to give those instruments back." Thief, "I don't think so." You, "Fine. What do you want me to do so, I could have those instruments back." Thief, "A drink. Come, on it's just one harmless drink." You, "Fine, but, I won't like it. And it's only one drink. Deal." Thief, "Deal." So, you try to take a drink but, someone stops you. Person, "Don't drink that!" You, "Why?" Person, "Because it's poison." You, "And who are you?" Person, "Well, don't you recognize me?" You, "Your George Harrison from the Beatles." George, "Well, of course I am. And I saw him put the poison in the drink." Thief, "How do you know?" George, "I saw you. And he has a bad reputation of drugging other pretty ladies like you."

George, "That's it I'm calling the cops." Thief, "I was trying to poison her because I didn't want her to catch me." George, "Your a swine." You, "I got that reference." George, "And I'm calling your boyfriend. Who's your boyfriend?" You, "David Bowie." George, "Um, yeah." You, "Here's a picture of us together for proof." George, "Well, okay I believe you." So, the thief is now in jail. And now you are with David. David, "There you are and you got the instruments back! I heard about the poison and I'm glad you didn't take it. How am I supposed to perform now? It's too late to perform." You, "You don't know maybe you can perform." So, now David is able to perform and it was almost 12:00 midnight and you and David kissed.