Selina was right I couldn't just run every the i see him. But I can't just stand there looking like an idiot, the next time I see him. "So what will I do?" I asked. "Well, we can eather A.) Go for food or
B.) Go and steal some stuff.
"...Can we do both?" She looked at me and smirked. "Why not?"

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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
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After we ran across a few roofs we ended up near the apartment till we where stoped by joker.
"Um...cat" i mumbled in a fighting stance. "Yeah kid i know. What do you want Joker!?" selina asked from the oposit side of him standing next to me. "Well what a rude welcome isent it Harly?" Joker said. Tgen a few small spheres where on the floor and opend up to show green colored gass. "Yes it is pudden, lets teach this girl some manors" from there everything went black.

"Batman!" called selina from a roof top. As she stood up to face the dark night she noticed somthing. "What happend?" she place a hand lightly his. Cheek near his mouth. "Joker. Why did you call me?" he blankly. Asked the cowled woman. "I was about to say the same thing. Joker took the kid." she sighed. "I need help to get her back, shes ben through enough." selina looked down at the stoled goods. "He took Red hood as well, ill drop her off when i get to her" bats informed her. Selina nodded and headed back to her apartment.

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Jokers H.Q
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"Oh will you look at that..ive ben bamboozled" Laughed Renegade. "Ya know kid you remind me allot of the Robin i killed" Jacieen looked up to see the clown prince of crime in all his glory. "Well hes also dumb arent you Hood" he said moving out of the way so Renegade could see Jason. "He forgets to die when hes killed. Ha! ha!"

"Not as bad as leaving the milk in the cabinat when you forget to put it in the fridge" she shrugged. "Well look kid you event have a Red suit and leather jacket, lets not forget that weard little white thing-OH! And the blood lust in your eye-oh thats so beautifull. You know what! Ima call you.." Joker thought gor a moment placing a finger on his lip in concentration. "Little hood? Baby hood?, lil Jason?, baby bird?...i dont know i have a while to come up with a decent name for you." he chuckled pushing a cart with sharp equitment to view.

"Now you both seem quiet lets play trivea!" Joker chuckled. Renegade let out a small yawn. And joker looked at her with an 'are you kidding me face' 
"Really kid, the first boy blunder had a longer attention spand". Jokers eyes widened as he went behind her to cheak and make sure she hadednt undid the restraints. "I knkw what your doing kid and it wont work". She just stared at the stuff on the tray a knife, scouple, fork, noodles, joker gas, and a crowbar. "Well im kinda bord" sighed Jason. "Yeah if your going to kidnap us at least make it interesting". Renegade said. "Shut it little hood-" joker was intrupted with Jacieen correcting her, "Renegade". "What?" asked joker.

"My name is renegade, not little hood, just so you know" she was trying as hard as she could to make the whole thing aquward. "Anyways" Joker said getting extreamly irritated with the kid.
"Who! Was the princess that left her slipper at a step" joker asked. "Oh! This one is easy. It was the owner of big belly burger" Renegade held in a laugh but let out an anoying smile. "Really little hood, are you going to forget to die too?" mumble joker. "Here is an easy one-dont answer little hood, who wares a black cape and cowl, hint he lurks at night".

Jason looked at the smiling renegade in frount of him and responded with. "Nightwing?". "I-i dont know any more. Im just curous as to what youd answer. What is the first 12 numbers of PI?" joker looked at both of them for an answer and almost immediately got an answer from Renegade. "3.14159265359 that ones simple"

"Really kid? You got that but not a princess one?" joker ran a hand through his sloppy greasy green hair. "Was i wrong about the princess?" asked renegade to Red hood. "No not that i know of he triped and got the idea of the graitest food in the world" said red hood.
Joker dident know what to say or weather to thake them seriously or not. "Fine here is a simple one, what color does the big bad bats ware?".

Both jaceen and jason prtend to think. "I think its baby blue" said jason. "Na how about a pink, he seems like a pink kinda guy" said Renegade. "Ahh! You know what. Lets just start the fun part" joker grabed a scouple aiming it twards jason. "Well look at that. Where did the jokes go?"
"Down the drain with your torcher skills" said Renegade. "Kid, im trying to get to him and your making it really hard not to kill you first". Sighed out the joker.

"Right like you can kill me, hay why dont you torcher me firat so i can do down 'painfully'". Renegade laughed as a knife was flunged by her ear. "Wow your aim is better with a knife then a lunch" she continued to say. "I was aiming for your head" growled joker with clenched fists. "My words still stand" she said as jokers eye twiched. Jason was holding in a laugh and grin, curous as to what the girl was trying to do. Joker hir her across the face and she began to laugh as he injected someing in to her. "Thats poison how are you still alive?" asked joker through the laughter. "It tickled stop" she said. "Wha-what is-" joker motioned his armes to the laughing squerming girl. "Sorry. I cant take torcher seriously any more" the laughter died down.

"The pillow hurt worse" she said recalling a memory from the morning cat had smaked her in the fasce with a pillow to wake her up and one from when she was walking out of the kitichen. Her hands where untied and she threy a ninja star at him and knocking him out with a gun. Then jason untiedbhim self and the two where off....

To be continued