Narrator's pov

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"I wanna be a lesbian" Jerry said

"We don't want you-" Luna laughed when Aelia nudged her in the stomach

"What?" she giggled

"Don't be fucking RUDE"

"Are you kidding me?" Luna laughed

"Okay so Maddy, what do you have to say about that?" Jerry asked

Maddy's eyes went wide as she stared at Lex, the blonde girl approached the curly hair girl with a smile on her face. Lex cupped Maddy's cheeks and pulled their faces together, devouring her lips. The audience screamed and clapped in appreciation of the two girls making up

"Well that was a twist of events, next up we have Dani Slavic who says her girlfriend is sleeping around but she thinks the person her girlfriend is sleeping with, actually lives in their house" Jerry said, the audience erupted in 'ooohs'

The four gay's scattered off the stage and the body guards brought a new chair to the stage since the other was tossed out of the building. 

The audience clapped as Dani approached the stage, the short hair blonde smiled and waved before taking her seat on the chair

"So Dani, tell us what's going on?" Jerry asked

"Well Jerry, I have a girlfriend for five years now and we've been having the time of our lives, she still lives with her family but I come and visit everyday. When her parents aren't home, we have tho most nasty, butt naked sex-" Dani said

"YUUUHH GET INTO ITTT" Luna yelled from the audience, the audience joined and hyped her up with screams and cheers

"Sex and you don't live under the same roof. Sounds like a perfect relationship to me, what's really going on?" Jerry asked

"Well, Jerry. My girlfriend Mia doesn't lie-"

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY" Luna yelled

"The SHADE of it all" Aelia laughed

"So one day I came over to surprise her, brought roses and threw those petals from the driveway leading up to her room. Then when I opened the bedroom door, I saw a pair of boxers on the bed" Dani said, the audience gasped dramatically

"Does she wear boxers?" Jerry asked

"NO, SHE DOES NOT JERRY"

"So what other evidence do you have that she's sleeping around?" Jerry asked

"One day, we were cuddling and her phone came on. She doesn't have a password on it so I checked her phone and saw messages from someone called 'Big Bro' and they were talking and using vibrators to spice up their sex life" Dani said

"Wow, that must have been hard for you" Jerry said

"The person said my girlfriend's clit was finger licking good!" Dani cried

"So you think she's having sex with a guy?" Jerry asked

"I think so Jerry, I really do think so"

"Alright well, let's bring out Mia. Everyone say hi to Mia" Jerry announced, the audience erupted in boos as the petite girl entered the stage

Mia's hair looked messy, her face screamed fresh sex but she held a pout as she walked towards Dani, ignoring the boos of the crowd

"Dani, Dani I'm so sorry" Mia pleaded

"Who's big bro? WHO'S BIG BRO!" Dani yelled

"I don't think you want to know" Mia muttered

"You cheated on me Mia, you CHEATED" Dani yelled

"You have to understand, I love you. I'm sorry Dani!" Mia pleaded

"How many times" Dani asked

"What?"

"HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FUCK HIM" Dani yelled

"I don't know-"

"HOW MANY TIM-"

"5 times a day!" Mia screamed, Dani's eyes went wide

"But we have sex 5 times a day!" Dani yelled, the audience gasped

"Well shit, Mia a freakkk" Luna laughed

"Somebody come get eerrrr" Aelia yelled

"I usually throw some sleep medicine in your beer so you can fall asleep then he'd come into the kitchen to literally cum" Mia said

"Who is this HE?!" Dani yelled

"Do you ever think that big bro means big brother? Do you have a brother Mia?" Jerry asked

"Yes I do"

"There's no way it could be her bother" Dani said

"Why not?" Jerry asked

"Because her brother is GAY. Like he's the definition of GAY" Dani hissed

"Let's bring out the brother, everyone please welcome Zack" Jerry said, the audience stared the cheer as they awaited the arrival of Zack

"Hello mother fuckers!" Zack yelled out as she walked onto stage

The boy was wearing a tight red cocktail dress with black heels, his makeup looked baked for the gods and his hair was curly, the boy strutted towards the front of the stage and gave an over the shoulder look to the camera before blowing a kiss

"So this is Zack?" Jerry asked

"That's my name, don't ware it out babyboy" Zack winked at the older man

"Oh-' Jerry blushed

"Zack, I'm only gonna ask you this once. Are you having sex with your sister?" Dani asked

"Oh my God, I can't believe you'd even ask me such a question" Zack gasped dramatically

"DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH MIA"

"Yes, yes I did" Zack smirked, the audience gasped dramatically and their eyes went wide

"I think I'm gonna throw up-" Dani said in disgust

"I FUCKED her right next to you, she luhh this limped dick-"

"EWWW" Dani screamed

"It's true, I do love it" Mia smirked, her hands ran all over Zack's chest and the boy slapped Mia's ass, earning a loud moan from the girl

"Jerry, I'm about to beat this bitch up" Dani yelled, a bell rang and Dani ran towards the boy in the dress

"NO, NOT THE FACE" Zack squealed and pulled Mia in front of him to block to punches

Dani threw her hands towards the boy's face, avoiding Mia who squealed and ran away. Zack fell onto the ground screaming as Dani continued to stomp on his gay ass. The security guards approached the stage and tried to pull the two away.

Dani's hands gripped onto Zack's dress as she was carried away by the security guards, her grip was so strong that it ripped the dress into two pieces, exposing Zack's Spongebob boxers-

"THAT WAS THE SAME BOXERS I FOUND ON THE BED JERRY" Dani yelled

"Oh my god" Luna laughed loudly

"I love those Spongebob boxers, it makes his bulge looks big-" Mia said

"Mia shut the fuck up with your disgusting ass!" Dani hissed

"Oh I'm disgusting? You don't even wipe your ass when you take a shit!" Mia yelled

"You still ate my ass though!" Dani snapped back

"where is Lucifer when you need him?" Aelia laughed to herself

"I ate Zack's ass right before yours and guess what? His was delicious!" Mia said

"she loves when I slap my balls all over her face" Zack smirked

"I'm gonna kill you!" Dani hissed and charged towards Zack, the boy squealed and hopped off the stage, running to the audience

The crowd screamed when Zack ran past them, his long legs worked fast despite wearing heels. The boy scampered through the seats of the audience, Dani trailed right behind him, her feet pressed against the dress that was dragging on the ground and the entire dress fell off his body, leaving him bare chested with his Spongebob boxers being the only thing on his body.

"MY GUCCI DRESS!" Zack yelled

"More like Hucci, what kinda dress rips into two pieces like that?" Dani laughed

"help, protect me of gosh protect me!" Zack yelled dramatically and ran towards Luna

The girl snickered when Zack threw his body onto her lap, gasping dramaticly like a helpless little lady in the arms of a big strong man

"I have no idea what's happening anymore" Jerry said and tossed his arms in the air in frustration

"Don't worry Jerry, you can get it too" Zack smirked

"I... I have no idea what the means" Jerry said

Zack smirked and stood to his feet, strutting his way towards the elderly man who stood with his eyes wide open and clutched his mic to his chest.

Zack smiled and ran his hands over the man's chest, Jerry's cheek immediately burned red when Zack's hands slowly dragged down his stomach and Zack reached to his knees-

"Zack, get your ass up here!" Mia yelled, Zack chuckled and went over to the stage

"So what's gonna happen here?" Jerry asked the three adults on stage

"Jerry, I have something to confess" Zack said

"Oh no" Luna snickered

"I thought it was over!" Aelia laughed

"You thought WRONG" a male voice said, Aelia's eyes went wide as she looked over to Luna and saw that Lucifer was actually on a video call and watching the entire scene on stage

"Hi Lucifer" Aelia chuckled

"Hello darling, nice to see you again but Shh, I'm trying to listen. This is getting good" Lucifer smirked

"What would you like to confess?" Jerry asked

Zack curled his finger around his ear as he pretend to push back his imaginary hair behind his ear, a red blush appeared on Zack's face as he walked over towards Dani

"Dani" Zack said

"What" Dani hissed

"I have something to tell you"

"Out with it" Dani glared

"Remember that weird smell that came from the gear stick in your car?" Zack asked

"Yes?" Dani said

"It was actually from my asshole-"

"you SON OF A BITCH" Dani hissed and went over to attack the boy again

"Wait a second, wait a second. It says here that we have a surprise guest" Jerry said, Mia and Zack furrowed their brows whole Dani smirked

"Yes. I took the liberty to invite someone onto the stage, Abuela! Come on out!" Dani yelled

Zack's jaw dropped when his grandmother walked onto stage, the audience stood to their feet and screamed when the woman came onto the stage with a broom

The elderly woman swung her arm and lashed the broom against Zack's back, the boy fell to the ground and screamed

"HOW. DARE. YOU. HAVE. SEX. WITH. YOUR. SISTER!" the woman yelled and swatted the broom against his legs

"wait, THIS WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT. DANIIIII" Zack screamed

"I know, but I love this so much right now" Dani laughed

"OH MY GOD. GRANDMA WE WERE JUST ACTING" Mia screamed and dashed off stage

"don't you dare run, you're next!" The grandmother yelled and ran backstage

"Grandma it was just a PRANK" Zack yelled and ran after the woman

"We're all going to church, tonight!" The woman yelled

"I'm literally dying" Luna laughed and stomped her feet

"I can't breatheee" Aelia giggled

"Wait. Does that mean we have to go to church too?" Luna asked and Aelia gave a small snicker

"We'll burn and go see Lucifer"

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A/N

Today is my best friend and the second author and creator of Academy of Sin's birthday todayyyyyy QuinceNash
She had a party yesterday and it was lit so drop her some birthday wishes to make her smile since she has exams today

And that's the end of the Jerry Springer chain, hope you kids had fun LMAO

Stay hydrated -.-💖