"Alright folks!" An announcer said over the mike as a stage lit up. "Give it up for the king of all things green! Hell's number one clown! The money maker himself! The sin you all love most! Mammon! King of Greed!!"

"HEYA IMPLINGS!" Mammon jumped on stage. "How you little HONK doing tonight?! I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your shit lives! I got tons of really cool shit for you ere tonight." Mammon read the cue card that was up over the crowd. "I can't wait to take all your money and explot.. Wait what?" Mammon glared at the guy holding up the cue cards who shrugged not knowing how that got there. And quickly turned the new card. "I meant I can't wait to give you all this shit to enjoy, yeah that. Lunchboxes, action figures, movies, sex robots... Wait what?" Once again someone messed with Mammon's cards so he quickly tried covering it up. "I mean, if it will make money sure. But it's not weird." He then points to a random imp. "You're weird you sick fuck." Mammon continued to read the cards. "This is totally exploitation from.. wait hey!" Once again he had to quickly cover it up. "I mean if you say this is totally exploitation fuck you. It's not exploitation if you think that you're a dickhead. ANYWAY ON WITH THE SHOW!!"

Luckily for Mammon the rest of the show went as planned but as soon as he was off stage he started stomping over to the crew.

"Mr. Mammon sir, we have no idea how.." The staff members try to apologize and make excuses but Mammon just smacked them away. "Shut up! Where the fuck is she?" As soon as he found the main stage control room he found his adopted daughter Harmony on the floor laughing so hard she was pounding her fist on the floor. "YOU LITTLE BRAT! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FUCKING UP MY SHOWS?!"

Instead of replying Harmony just kept on laughing harder and harder making Mammon even more irritated. "SHUT UP IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!" When Harmony didn't stop laughing he just slammed the door and started thinking of ways to punish her. "That kid really did it this time. I can't take something of hers away since she can just make whatever the fuck she wants appear out of no where. I can't physicality hurt her, last time I tried doing that I broke my fucking hand. Oh I could post her baby pictures online, no wait I already did that.." He turned to his staff. "Hey dickheads! Whoever comes up with a good punishment for my daughter gets a raise."

Later Mammon was reading the suggestions. "Hmm lets see.. No, no no, ew HEY YOU SICK FUCKS THIS IS STILL MY DAUGHTER!!" He sighed as he kept reading them. "No, no, no fuck why do I have such useless pieces of HONK on my crew... Huh, wait a minute." He picked a suggestion up. "Send her to school." Mammon tapped his chin in thought. "Hmm well if she's in school think of all the work I can get done plus she'll be more the teachers problem and not mine!" Mammon smiled at the thought and started looking up schools in Hell.

"Hello, I would like to enroll my daughter in your class... What the fuck do you mean you're not excepting new students? She's a princess you piece of shit, she'd be better than all your little HONK put together... Yes that's her... I don't know, she's a teenager... So what if you're a preschool? She's never been to a school before so isn't that where she should start?.. A high school? I don't know any fucking high schools.... Oh wait are all high schools like in the movies where kids get shoved in lockers and bullied til they commit suicide? I'm trying to punish her.... Hello? Hello? DID THAT BITCH JUST HANG UP ON ME?!"