Dazai: Oh really, Dad? Or what are you going to do? Send me to my room?

Kunikida: I wish I could!

Dazai: Well you can't! Because you're not my dad and you're not their dad!

Kunikida: I never said I was.

Dazai: No, but you certainly act like it. You think it's your job to boss everyone around. But it's not! You're just a regular person like the rest of us! So stop acting like you can tell me what to do! I can do whatever I want!

Kunikida: I don't act that way! Yosano, do I act fatherly?

Yosano: I'm staying out of this one.

Dazai: What do you think, Atsushi?

Atsushi:[rubs eye sleepily] Well, I-

Kunikida:Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!

Atsushi:[straightens up] Yessir!

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