Kunikida: This is Yokohama's Central Nervous System. You got your suicidal maniacs, your pretentious rich people, your assassin lolis, the greatest people you'll ever meet-- and the worst. Beware of the Port Mafia.

Atsushi: Who is the Port Mafia?

Dazai: Chuuya Nakahara. He is one of the biggest dumbasses you'll ever meet. Ougai Mori, he has a silver Lexus. And evil takes a human form in Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

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