Let's take a look at Palaar chi Salaar movie launch event which took place on 15 Jan 2021.🤪

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D: Hi Darlings!👋🏼It's me Pupsu pa and I'm back as Salaar!Welcome to my movie launch.😎

D: Btw,you've seen me in this pant for Karthikeya's pre wedding party but Kurtha is new.White.Just like my heart where you all live.How is my swag?😎

D was welcomed by Prashanth Neel.

D: Mawa,who are you going to bring as my paappa?😍

PN: I heard you don't like to repeat your heroines so I've finalized Shruthi Hassan.😊

D: Shruthi!!Wow!!😍Thank you darlingey!!I love you!!

When they announced Sruthi Hassan as female lead this Tamil comedy came to my mind and I created a meme...🤣🤣🤣

D was invited to partake in the pooja.

D: I have my shoes on.You all go ahead first I'll remove them and come...(mv:Eeww this is so dirty how to...)

He reluctantly touched his shoes by then his assistant went to his side and held his feet to remove his shoes.

D: Haa...he's here I don't have to touch my dirty shoes.😏

Using his sidekick cum assistant Seenu for support,D happily posed showing his legs to his assistant who took off his shoes with utmost devotion and care as if Bharatha taking Sri Rama's padukas.Carrying it on his head,the assistant placed it one corner away from the rest.

D: Sanitizer!

Another assistant rushed to his side and pumped some into his palms.

D: Rub!

The next assistant rubbed the sanitizer all over D's palm for him.

D: Tissue!

One more fella went to his side with tissue and D blew on it.After cleaning his God's beak,the assistant willfully quarantined himself not to spread the germs to others and another replacement assistant took his place.

D: Potty!

D's groom of the stool came forward with wet wipes pack ready to accompany him to the restroom.

D: No I don't feel like going now but you be around.

"Ok annayya..."

Pramod stood away fearing he would get attacked by D fans.He was in a bad mood because of all the backlashes UV was receiving from frustrated fans.

"Do you even know the name of the movie you are producing?"

"Always stands like a bodyguard behind annayya but you are no use to anyone..."

"Rey,you're a black mark to cinema ra..."

P: Annayya drinks toddy everyone hails him as God.I drink milk and whole world calls me a sinner.All my karma...😒

A mass bgm was played to welcome the roaring lion of Mahishmati and pouncing panther of Waaji city.

D,the peacock in white,walked with his beak pointing high up in the air as he was the cynosure of all eyes.

D: People can't take their eyes off me because I'm God's best creation.😇

He greeted the priests.They anointed his forehead with sindoor and gave him a coconut.

D: This round fits my hand like Swe...huh...uh...it's prayer time.Sorry Swamy.Salaar should break the box office like Bahubali!!I want lots of money,fame and success!!I should always have an endless supply of food,booze and cigarette!!

D: Ganapati bappa morya!

He smashed the coconut against the stone.A fleshy piece fell on the plate.D hid it in his pocket to have later.

Again his assistant came running with mineral water bottle and soap for D and washed his hands for him.He also wiped it clean with a fresh towel.

A kite that was stuck in a tree caught D's attention.

D: Uncle,I want that kite!Can you get it for me?

"If he stretches his hand he'll only get it.What is this Prashanth garu...he's asking for kite now?"

PN: Even I'm surprised.We can't refuse him.We'll have to give what he asks.

They were saved by the blue shirt guy who came with the news of Karnataka Deputy Minister's arrival.They successfully diverted D's attention.

D: No handshake because I'm scared of Corona and swab tests but nurse paappas are so cute anyways let's greet the Indian way.Namaste Deputy minister garu.Thanks for coming.Banni.. banni...

While waiting at a corner,D munched the coconut pieces discreetly.

D: Chomp...chomp...No chair to sit.Lazy to stand.Using this pillar to support me.

Actor Yash also arrived.Rebel star met Rock star and the two stars embraced each other.The amalgamation of Godavari and Kaveri rivers gave immense joy to fans of both states.Mother Karnataka and Mother Telengana shed happy tears seeing the union of their respective sons.

They exchanged pleasantries and Sankranti wishes.

D: Yash,carry me!😃

Y: Nann magane!Ninna hothkolake neenenu chikk magunaa...olakke thara idiye naachke agalva ai chi sarige ninthko!
Trans: Nann magane - kind of saying 'Neeyabba'.Are you a small kid for me to carry you?Looking like the pounding staff(olakke)don't you have any shame?Ai chi stand properly.

D did not understand a single word he said but understood Yash was not willing to carry him.

D: It's ok...😔

Later they sat down to chit-chat.

DM: Yash,when can we see you in a direct Telugu movie?

Y: Sir,no offence,but I'd prefer to stick to Kannada movies which is dubbed in all languages so everyone can enjoy.I'm attempting to bring Kannada Film Industry to International level.

D: Like how I did Bahubali and the world started noticing Telengana.That's my power.You know I have so many fans all over the world.Blah blah blah.....

D blew his own trumpet.

D: Despite all my success,see how humble I am.I always sit with my arms crossed.Pls learn to be down to earth from me.

Y: Magane...gudbidthini!Summ Kuthko!
Trans:You'll get from me,sit quietly!

D obeyed but found it difficult to sit like a good boy for long he became restless and stretched his legs.Director went up to him.

PN: Darling,I need you to act properly in my movie.You'll do that no?

D: Huh...uh...all that I don't know.🥺It depends on you.If you direct like Raj,I'll be Bahubali.If it's like Sujeeth then you'll get Sahoo.😊

PN:(mv:Did I make a mistake by choosing him?🤔)What do you know then?

D: Food.You said you'll serve me after pooja but still you haven't.I'm hungry...🥺

PN: Come...🙄

D made a fuss to wear his shoes again so his assistant brought him his flip flops and put it on for him.D was excited because he was going to get food.He pulled Yash to join him.At the dining area,

D: Three vada paav,two kachori...four sandwiches..blah blah...

D ordered his assistant to get him the starters first while he sat like a boss.

His assistant brought the starters filled in two plates.Yash's eyes boggled seeing D's plate.After he finished the contents of one,he took the other plate and continued munching.He spread his legs so that cool air would pass through.

D: Eating is an art...this is how you have to eat paav.Yash,you don't want?

Y: It's ok boss you eat first if there is anything remaining after that I'll eat.(mv:Thankfully plate is not edible.)

D: Hihihi Sweetu also tells the same she puts everything for me and she has nothing left...chomp chomp...Next,I want chicken biriyani.

Y mv: Pappa namm hudugi...Trans: Pity our girl...

Lastly,D completed his course by gobbling Indian variety sweets.They went out to the lawn to relax.

D: Buurrrrrppp...mmmm...

He rubbed his belly as usual.Some ladies ran up to him for a selfie but were stopped by his bodyguards.

D: No no don't stop them...water and women should never be held back let them flow only then life can sustain on earth...😍

D became the jaggery which was surrounded by flies.

The event came to a closure and D thanked the dignitaries for gracing the occasion.He also posed for photos with their family.It was time for D and Yash to part.D became teary eyed.

D: Sniff...sniff..😢

Y: I'm leaving to my in-laws place or what?😑

D: I'm an emotional guy...I can't take it when friends part with me.

Yash promised to be back with treats for him then D became happy.

Y: (mv:Even my kids don't behave the way he does.)So boss,when is your marriage?

D: Huh...uh...hihihi..hohoho..nice tshirt you are wearing.

Y: People are watching us so I'll say it with a smile.Our girl is with you,trusting you better take good care of her.If at I come to know she's unhappy with you then not Salaar,your shavaa(dead body)will release.Understood?

D: Huh...uh....hihihi...ok bro...cool...

D: So that was Salaar launch for you.With the very hands that played with Lady Superstar,I thank you all for your blessings.Pls consider me your hero and vote on the buffalo logo🐃 to show your continuous love and support for me.Love you Darlings.😘

The most violent men called one man the most violent.

Meanwhile,

D: Aaah!Pls don't burst poppers like this near my ears I'm scared!🥺😥😰

The End