Updates Vundav
Outline of this update: Restless fans turn up at UV office.Will the owners be able to resolve the issue?🤔
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One fine morning in UV office,D was lying on the cozy couch playing the classic brick game using S's lap as his pillow.His feet extended from the armrest but he could care less.Her one hand caressing his head,she used the other hand to work on their laptop.She was checking the uv accounts.Pramod and Vamsi were standing beside with hands crossed at their front.
S: There is a shortage of 3 lakhs...
D: Very good ask like that puppy ma.All my hard earned money is disappearing I don't know how.Last time it was 1 lakh now there is a rise.I trust them with the company see how they are managing it.No one can cheat you.You are the right person for them.Ask where the money went.
S: Was it for any emergency Vamsi garu?
He looked at Pramod who looked at D.
S: Can someone tell me...
D: How they will tell?They would have splurged it on liquor and girls.Bad boys.No matter how much I advise them not to indulge in these they don't listen.Can't they see and learn from me atleast?
He said without looking up from the handheld device.
Pr&V: 😡😡
S: It's ok,leave it.Vamsi garu,Pramod I've brought lunch let's have.
D: No!You should not leave this matter Sweetu!Friendship and family is different,work is different.Don't put them food until they tell what they did with the money!
S: Pupsoo,it's fine they are not small kids to punish.It could have been some emergency...
V: Friendship and work is different ah?Pramod,tell what happened to the money...
Pr: Vadina,we did not take a single cent.The other day what happened you know...
He began narrating the flashback.
Pooja(PH)came to UV office to sign the contract papers for P20.D was around that day.
PH: Ok then see you on sets.Bye Pramod garu and Vamsi garu.Bye Prabhas garu.
Pr&V: Bye Pooja.
D: No Prabhas garu call me Darling...😎
PH: Ok...bye darling...
D: Poo ma,wait!I drop you home in my range rover...nice car you know...very luxurious...hihihi...
Pr and V exchanged looks.🙄
PH: Thank you but I'm going for shopping now maybe next time.
D: Shopping?Why?
PH: To buy a frock!
D:Oh!Wait Poo ma...I'll be back.
D went to Pramod's room and took out 3 lakhs from the locker.
Pr: Annayya!What are you doing?
Not minding him D passed the money to Pooja.
PH: Huh?No no I don't need this I have enough money.
D: I insist you must take.Buy as many frocks you want.The smaller the better ok?
Pooja refused but D was adamant.
PH: But why are you doing all this for me?
D: This is the tradition of UV.Any heroine who signs with us we take care of their food and shopping expenses till their last day of shoot.
Pr: This annayyaa is over doing it!😳
V: We never had such a tradition! 😰
PH: No this is not right.I cannot accept this.I'm taking remuneration that will do.
D: Think this is also part of remuneration come on take it Poo ma or else allow me to go shopping with you.
PH: Huh...no no it's ok I'll take this thank you.
D: Hihihi thank you so much Poo ma.If this is not enough just give me a call immediately cash will be transferred to your account.
He flaunted his 32 with drool flowing from the corners of his mouth like a river.
PH: Ok thank you.(mv:I've never come across a filtered moron as him)
She got into her car.D stood with dreamy eyes gaping at her car until it exited the gate.
D: So cute she is.Tulu girls have some magic in them they do something to me.I feel the same way I felt 12 years ago when I met Sweety for the first time...it is still so fresh in my memory...that blue saree now Poo ma is also wearing a blue dress...what a coincidence!🥰
Smiling shyly he turned to see Pramod and Vamsi fuming at him.
V: What have you done ? 😡
D: Gave Poo pappa money for her expenses.😊
Pr: Whose money ?😡
D: Company money.😇
V: Our company money.🤬
D: My company money.😎
Pr: But we are in charge.When vadina checks accounts and there is a shortage how will we face her?
D: Bah...for this you are so tensed?She is weak in maths she won't know all this even if she finds out don't worry I know how to handle her.Just chill.
Pr: ...this is what he said vadina.As for the 1 lakh he mentioned earlier,it was to send varieties of traditional sweets to Shraddha on her birthday.
V: We remained mum to cover up his ass but since he said work and friendship is different we decided to let you know else we would be bearing the brunt unnecessarily.
D mv: Oops I forgot it was my deeds...how to save myself from her...as usual I will play dead...
Dropping his handheld device he remained motionless so that S would not smack him.
S: Pupsooo...pupsooo....
She shook him but he didn't budge.Training from Bb for enacting Ammu death scene helped him to stay that way.
S: Pramod,Vamsi garu...pupsooo has left us for good.Pls give his favorite home made mixed biriyani to someone...
D: Haan no!It's my biriyani!!!
He got up and snatched the biriyani dabba hugging it to his chest like Winnie the Pooh clinging to his pot of honey.S grabbed him by his hair.
D: Aahh!!😫
S: Tradition of uv ah ?I did two movies with you not once you gave me a single cent extra even to buy a bubble gum.When I wanted to purchase that red frock in Malaysia what you said ?Only frogs wear frocks you stick to sarees that is best for you and you have given 3 lakhs to that toothpick to buy as many as she wants!!
D: Bangaram I can explain!Our time was different now everything is so expensive Poo ma is a young girl she will want to shop many things so I gave donation...aahhh..!!!
S taught him the maths which he assumed she didn't know.In the end,he was left with a 'multiplication'plaster on the bridge of his beak.🤕
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D: Sluuuuurrpppp....slurrrppp....
He groaned in pain when she fed him hot and spicy lamb leg soup.He shot daggers at Pramod and Vamsi who were biting the flesh off the chicken leg piece relishing the biriyani.
Suddenly they heard voices from outside.
"Orey!!Kac***na kodaka...l****r na kodaka...baitiki ra!!"(swear words and come out)😡😡
All four of them swapped looks.They hurried to the window and peeped outside.They saw a group of around 30 agitated guys standing in front of the office and shouting profanity.Some had baskets of rotten tomatoes and eggs in hand while others brought pails of fresh cowdung diluted in water.
They began hurling tomatoes,eggs and splashing cowdung at the UV banner outside the office,windows and main door.
S: Omg!Who are they?😱
D: Fans😘
S: So violent?😰
D: My die hard fans bangaram...😎
"Mana annayya ni vadaleyendra meeku dandam pedtham"(We pray to you pls let go of our annayya)
Pr: Yeah right they're talking as if we have tied his hands and kept him with us.This is his production company where else he will go ?
V: That they don't know.We told no we will give updates after lockdown why they doing this ?
Coincidentally a fan shouted,
"When doyens like SSR have released their movie teaser during lockdown what for your chillara company ra?Are you taking blue film with our annayya that you're keeping everything so hush-hush?"
D: 😣🤭😭😭
"Exactly!Showing so much scene for no reason.We are not even asking for teaser or trailer,at least announce when you will release the first look?If that also you can't,why are you being a burden to this earth?Just die!"yelled another.
Pramod and Vamsi hung their head.D shot them an angry look.
D: See how they are talking?Happy now?Pan India star has now been reduced to the level of a blue film star.See puppy ma,I was living an honourable life now I'm stripped of my dignity because of these two!All my karma...😭
He smacked his head and sank into the couch sobbing.
S: If you had given updates or released pics of him on regular basis they would have remained calm but you do it only once in a blue moon that too after giving them fake promises hence they have lost their patience and come to our office directly.
Pr: Vadina!!It is not us,but annayya!Whenever we call him to come for photoshoot he gives some excuse and doesn't turn up so what do we post ?
That rang a bell in her mind.She recalled an incident that took place before lockdown,
D was on a phone call with Pr.
D: Dear Pammu kanna,as I'm suffering from nonstop loose motion,I won't be able to attend school chi I mean work.Kindly grant me two days leave.Yours fathifully,UVSNPR aka darling.
S entered the room and he quickly ended the call.
S: Who was that pupsoo?
D: It's Pramod.He called regarding work.
S: Why don't you go?Must be something important.
D: No no nothing important bangaram.He called to ask to me eat well and take rest and not stress about work.Ouch!
He clenched his eyes.S hurried to his side.
D: Dust went inside...its burning.
S: Wait,wait relax...
What she didn't know was that it was one of his many tricks.While she was busy checking his eye he pulled the quilt over them to check...😒ok I'm stopping here.
Flashback is over.Back to present.
S looked at D.
S: It's all your work no?🤨
D: Huh...uh...that...cough cough...
He picked the water bottle to gulp water.
"Orey!It's not water that you are drinking!It is our blood!!"screamed a fan.
D kept the bottle back on the table without drinking.
D: I'm not even able to drink water in peace!😭
"Rey!!Nuv sarva nasanam aipothav raa...nee banner lo release aaye films anni flops aayi neeku kotlu nastam ochi bicham ethukuntav ra"(You will be destroyed completely all movies released in your banner will flop and you will incur losses in crores and beg on streets!!)
Hearing that,S guffawed.
S: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oww pupsoo my stomach hurts...I can't laugh anymore.
D: Who is the mahanubavulu who pressed the switch on?Now for 15 mins siren will be ringing🙄
While S siren was on,D,Pr and V were discussing what to do.
V: I think we have to call in the security.
D: No ra whatever it is they are my fans they are doing all this out of love for me!Don't call in the forces let's think of something else.
"Except the director and heroine we have no details of the movie...how have you been shooting for two years at this rate?"
"Do you need this much time to shoot a love story?Are you using gold film roll instead of normal one for this?"
One of the exasperated fan's chappal went flying towards the window.D saw that and immediately ran to shield,Pr,V and S from it.Hugging all of them protectively,he showed his face to take the slipper shot but D's act of heroism failed as he forgot there was a glass window and they were inside the room.
D: Oops...nevermind..there will always be a next time for Sahoo to prove himself!
As soon as he said that,an egg hit the window and the gooey part ran down through the cracks of the egg.
S: That was for Sahoo!🤣🤣
D: 🥺
Pr: Annayya,shall I and Vamsi apologise to them ?
D: Already they are in a rage if they see either of you they will use your heads as tawa to fry their eggs!
V: What to do now ?
S: I will go!
D: Bangaram no! Listen to me.Your safety is important to me!You stay out of this!
Pr: Yes vadina pls don't.We will handle this you relax.
S: Listen,this has to stop the soonest.If we keep discussing here things will get worst.Their anger is towards UV,not me or pupsoo.Trust me I can handle this.
Inspite their pleas,S chose to go.She made a phone call before that.Once done,she cautiously opened the main door and stepped out.
"Hey vadina ra!Keep the things away!"one of them squealed upon seeing S.
The rest of them hid their eggs and tomatoes.They stood before her with respect.She greeted them.
S: Why are you doing all this ?
"Vadina,we've been patient for too long!!This luchaa production house doesn't post any pics of annayya or give updates.We requested,begged,demanded they did not yield that's why as a last resort we have come here!"said one of them.
"Other actors fans are so lucky they get updates on time but we are left in the lurch and our cries go unheard.."lamented one fan.
"We want to see annayyaa pics or know updates of the movie until then we won't leave from this place!"sobbed another.
S: I'm sorry you've been put through this.You can see him here and now!
She opened the door and eyed D to come out.Putting on his shades,he appeared before them.
D: Hi darlings!😎
"Aaaattt Annayyyaaa!!!!!!"🙏🏼😍
They screamed in delight.Dropping their 'weapons',they rushed towards him.He gave them all a bear hug individually.Some cried in happiness.He wiped their tears with the hem of his tshirt.
D: Don't cry darlings I can't bear to see tears in your eyes.This annayya is doing films like Sahoo only for your happiness.Smile!
They smiled as they couldn't see worry on their annayya's face.Once they were calm D addressed them.
D: Darlings,I can see your love for me I'm very humbled and feel blessed to have you as my fans but pls do not attempt such things again as this as it will hurt me.I will tell them to give updates on time hereafter.
One fan stepped forward.
"Vadina,one minute pls excuse us."
S gave way.He whispered in D's ears.
"Annayya,also tell them to keep more romance scenes between you and Poo pappa."😍
S mv: What are they discussing ?
🤔
D: Huh...uh...Darling,for that Sahoo scene itself I spent almost two months in my balcony with only a blanket and mosquito bat.Pls ra understand my state.She's jejjamma!😪
"Nevermind annayya seeing you itself is enough we will wait for the movie.Pls act in more movies this once in two years release is too much for us."
D: Ok darling I will try.
"And never ever sign movies with this yedava company ever!"😡
S stifled her laughter.D smiled sheepishly in response.Fans were preparing to leave.
S: You can all have biriyani and go.😊
The call S made earlier was to order biriyani which arrived just then.Fans were given a packet of chicken biriyani and water bottle each.DS too sat and had with them.
Their stomachs and hearts full,they blessed DS.Pr and V were watching all this from inside.
Pr&V: Success!They are leaving!We are safe and our company too!!
They exchanged a high five!🙌🏼
As if heard them,one of the fans turned and spoke,
"You escaped this time by sending vadina and annayyaa!We are sparing you for their faces.If we ever catch you alone you're,dead meat!"🤬
Pr&V: 😳😳
D&S: ☺️☺️
The End
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