"Oh, Warfstache?~" Googleplier called, a smirk on his face as the blue-haired humanoid held an electric razor behind his back. "Can you come here for a second?" He asked.

"What the fuck do you want?" Wilford slurred, walking into the room. But his confident demeanor soon faded when he saw Google's sinister face.

"O-Oh... f-fuck..." he mumbled, backing up towards the door he came from. He let out a terrified squeak when he heard Google close the door behind him.

"Guess what day it is today?" Google smirked. "My birthday. So I get to shave your pink mustache off like you promised I could." He grinned.

"G-google, I was joking when I said that," he slurred. "I didn't really mean..." he gulped as Google got nearer with the electric razor. "N-Not the warfstache!" he begged, but he soon found his protests to be in vain and squeezed his eyes shut as he was pushed against the wall and had his pink mustache shaved off.

"There we go. Thank you." Google said, flashing him a sadistic smile.

Wilford ran away and hid under the blankets in his room, sobbing.

Darkiplier heard this and poked his head into his boyfriend's room. "Hey, Willy, you alright?" He asked the lump under the covers.

"NO! I'M UGLYYYYYY!" Wilford sobbed in reply, muffled slightly by the covers.

"What happened?" Dark asked gently, closing the door behind him and sitting on the edge of Wilford's bed.

"G-google... h-he..." Wilford slowly pulled the covers from his face, revealing his startling lack of his iconic pink facial hair.

Dark gently wiped Wilford's tears out of his eyes, before placing a soft kiss on his forehead.

"S-see?" Wilford sniffled, looking away. "I'm u-ugly!"

"Awwe, sweetie..." Dark said, gently turning his face back towards him. "It's really not that bad!" He insisted.

"A-are you sure?" Wilford asked cautiously.

"Of course. And you know what, baby?" Dark asked. "I think you look sexy~" he said with a wink.

Wilford blushed and looked up at him. "You think so....?"

Dark nodded. "I know so~" He whispered, before pressing his lips softly against Wilford's.