Intro:

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Halloween, that time of year where people enjoy the spooky and grim festivities, dress up as cryptic characters such as vampires, wolves, zombies, ghosts etc and get free candy. I mean who wouldn't want some free candy right?

The scene changed to the Park. We see two kids from High Score egging Chuck's Train House and laughing, until the glare of the cart's headlights alarm them. Joe then steps out of his cart as he was dressed up as a sheriff.

Joe: Private property boys, hit the road.

Kid: Is that... Are you a cop?

Joe: I'm not a cop, I'm your worst nightmare. *an egg is thrown at him but he dodged it* Hey! Hey, stop that!

Kid: Nice costume loser!

The kids both laugh, pick up their bags and run away. Then Benson goes back to his cart and starts chasing them.

Scene changes to the House, a Halloween party is going on. scene changes to various parts of the house filled with guests doing various activities; one man is sliding down the banister of the stairs.

Man: Happy Hallow- *Falls off of the banister*

The scene changes to Josh telling a story to the other park workers, except for Joe.

Josh: *dressed as Spongebob* But the maniac was calling from outside the house! Wait, is that right? I mean, I mean, inside the house!

The other park workers groan at the story and throw their soda cans at him

Duncan: *dressed as Jason Vorhees* Bad Josh, bad! Seriously, that made my ears sad, bro.

Rosemi: *dressed as Rias Gremory* I had a stroke when hearing this.

Alec: *dressed as Harry Potter* *was reading a book* The moment he started I knew it was gonna be bad, so I shrugged it off.

Lionel: *dressed as a Plague Doctor* There's no way you're winning the bet.

Cordelius walks over and spots everyone telling stories.

Cordelius: *dressed as Toad* Bet?

Chuck: *dressed as Beetlejuice* Yeah, Cord, whoever tells the scariest story wins the pot; our Halloween candy!

He points at the coffee table as it shows a pile of candy.

Cordelius: Ooh!

Andres: *dressed as Maradonna* And whoever tells the worst story, probably Josh, has to wear their costume until Thanksgiving.

Cordelius: Oooooooh! I wanna join! I wanna join!

Carmen: *dressed as Ash Ketchum during Kalos* Hop on in Cord.

The little guy jumped on the couch and sat on Carmen's lap due to his small height.

Emiliano: *dressed as Michael Jackson* Ok whose turn was it?

NMI: *dressed as Stardust* Oh Aaaaaandyyyyyy!!

Salah: *dressed as A Pimp Named Slickback* Your turn, Andres. Candy up!

Andres: Hmph. Hmph. *pours his candy on the pile* Okay. We open on Lionel eating cereal.

(Story time 1)

Lionel is eating cereal when Andres walks in with a box

Andres: Aww, yeah!

Lionel: What is that?

Andres: Today is the day! Lionel! My bad bed days are over! I ordered a real mattress with pillow covers and everything!

Lionel: What the- How did you afford it?

Andres: I've been saving up all year! Every time I found a penny, instead of hucking it into traffic, I put into a jar.

Lionel: Those things are impossible to put together, dude.

Andres: Whatever, I'm a man now, and men build things. Besides, it comes with tools.

Lionel: Pfft. Good luck.

Andres: I don't need luck, cause it's gonna be easy.

Andres opens the box and paper and debris come out. Andres unfolds the paper and reads it.

Andres: Hmmm, hmmm. So easy.

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Andres: Done!

The bed falls into pieces.

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Andres is hammering his bed.

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Andres: Done!

Camera scrolls onto a dirty Chuck.

Andres: Thanks for your help, Chuck.

Chuck: Si si, don't mention it. *leaves*

Andres: All right. Time to try this baby out!

Andres jumps onto the bed and lies on it.

Andres: Oh, yeah.

He turns the TV on.

News Reporter: Have you purchased a bed recently?

Andres: Yes.

News Reporter: It may have been a fatal mistake. During a shootout with police, dangerous murderer Johnny Allenwrench, identifiable by his gold tooth, fell into a UMAK machine and was manufactured into a bed. Due to a clerical error, it was shipped out to stores. The company has issued a recall on all 'Killurgen' beds.

Andres: *chuckled* I feel bad for the losers who got that one.

Camera zooms into the box that says KILLURGEN.

Andres: Crap! I'm one of those losers!

News Reporter: And so, people with beds are at threat level: Beds. *somebody gives the reporter a piece of paper* This just in, police forensic experts have tracked the specific bed with the murderer in it. If your bed has the following SKU, you are sleeping on a killer. *camera zooms onto the bed SKU, scrolling as the reporter reads out the number) 623570406.... umm, well, this last number's kind of smudged, I can't really make it out. It's an... 8! An 8.

Andres: NOOOO!

Johnny cackles and comes to life.

He ends up swallowing Andres with the duvet. Cut to the kitchen, where the gang are playing cards.

Salah: Yo! What's the deal with Andres?

Lionel: Oh, he got a new bed or something. Nobody cares, dude!

Andres is screaming, and rips the covers in half.

Andres: I could use a little help, guys!

Alec: It's just a bed, Andres! You sleep in it!

Andres is still screaming.

Lionel: Urgh! That's it! *throws his cards onto the table in anger, then walks up the stairs* Andres! Stop messing around!

Johnny spits Andres onto the wall. Johnny grabs a wrench.

Lionel: What the...?! Andres! Careful with that wrench!

He tries to attack Johnny, but gets knocked back.

Lionel: Urgh! That was a firm mattress...

Then the rest of the gang run in and see the scene unfolding in the room.

Rosemi: Andy!

Joe: What's going on?

Johnny grabs Andres pointing the allenwrench on his neck.

Johnny Allenwrench: Back off, man, or the kid gets wrenched!

The group gasps as they were put in a tight spot.

Emiliano: Dudes, he's super strong.

Duncan: I'll go get an axe.

Carmen: Well we gotta hogtie him, Rosemi use your vine powers or whatever.

Joe: Well I got powers, too. Powers of negotiation! Let Andres go!

Johnny Allenwrench: You'll call the cops.

Joe: We won't call the cops if you let him go. Right guys?

Everyone: *lying* Nah. No way.

Josh: Why would we?

Johnny Allenwrench: I've been on the run for so long. I'm just tired, man.

Joe: Look, I'm the park manager here. I can give you a job.

Johnny Allenwrench: You'd do that? You'd do that for old Johnny Allenwrench?

Joe: Yeah. You won't have to run anymore.

Johnny drops his wrench and lets Andres go. The gang cheer.

Joe shakes Johnny's hand in agreement

Joe: You'll start tomorrow.

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Johnny is watering the flowers and humming.

Andres: NOW!

All of the gang members, except Joe and Andres, attack Johnny with axes.

Joe: Way to plan that ambush, Andres.

Andres: Way to lie to his face, and lower his guard Joe.

Joe: Hey, it's called negotiating.

He and Andres laugh

Joe: Andres, you're getting ALL the promotions.

He high fives Andres.

Andres: YES!! PROMOTION!

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Salah: Wait, did he just say Andres was getting ALL the promotion—

The story ends as Andres was mimicking playing a guitar.

Andres: Now that's a story gringos!

Everyone except Salah agree.

Salah: Eh I can do better, not bad tho.

Joe enters the house with the bag of candy from the two kids)

Joe: *sighs* What a night, at least I made it to the...huh? Hey guys what's up?

Emiliano: Yo bossman, the party is wild!

Duncan: Like you missed half of it man, what were you doing?

Andres: Dude, is that candy?

Joe: Confiscated candy I got from a couple of park hooligans, no thanks to you. What are you guys even doing, anyway?

Cordelius: We're playing a scary story game. Whoever tells the best scary story wins everyone's Halloween candy.

Carmen: And who ever tells the lamest story has to wear their costume until Thanksgiving dinner. Josh! *pretends to cough*

Josh: Eh, SpongeBob is a cook so whatever.

Lionel: So how about it, Joe, are you in?

Andres: Yeah, you got anything better than that costume?

Joe gives them a glare and throws the candy bag on the table.

Joe: It all took place during a morning meeting, just like any other morning meeting....

(Story time 2)

The gang are having a morning meeting

Joe: Well, I guess that just about does it. Hanging up the Halloween signs, the pumpkins... oh, yeah, there is one more thing. We should all get out of here, because there's gonna be a 200 year old poltergeist in the house tonight.

Duncan: Poltergeist? Are you serious?

Salah: That sounds awesome!

Joe: No, not awesome. Remember all those things people were saying back in the 1980s? *he counts some off on his fingers* Like bogus, righteous, and wigging out? Well, there was actually a guy saying them 200 years ago..

(Flashback)

Joe:..and his name was Jebediah Townhouse. He was the previous owner of the house, and everything he ever said or did was two-hundred years ahead of its time.

Jebediah Townhouse: Yo, yo, what up, what up! What's popping unlocking, homies?

Everyone looks at each other as Jebediah Townhouse begins to dance

Joe: Because he was so ahead of his time, the town folks knew it could only mean one thing.

Man #1: Witch!

The mob begins to surround Jebediah Townhouse as he continues to dance when an '80s instrumental piece sounding like MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" plays. Later he goes all the way on top of the house as the clouds begin to turn dark grayish black.

Jebediah Townhouse: Can't touch me up here, suckas!

Man #2: Get down Jebediah so we can kill you, you witch!

Man #1: Come now, no need for harsh words. Brother Townhouse! Please come down here so that we may kill you.

Jebediah Townhouse: I'll show all y'all. I'm gonna come back in two-hundred years and everybody is going to be talking like me! I'll be the king of the world.

Jebediah Townhouse begins to spin on the top of the center of the house. As he stops lightning appears in front of him

Jedediah Townhouse: Boom!

Man #1: But we'll all be long gone in two-hundred years!

Jebediah Townhouse: Oh, uh? Well, I'll just kill whoever is in my house then. Boom!

His body turns dark red and melts in the house

Joe: He fused his soul into the house. Silently waiting for two-hundred years to return.

The thunderclaps in the house as the image of Jebediah Townhouse's face appears and he laughs evilly as the flashback ends

(End of flashback)

Joe: And tonight's the night he comes back. So we should all get out of here before it gets dark. Maybe if Jebediah Townhouse doesn't see anybody, he'll go away.

Emiliano: Pfft! Lame.

Lionel: If you wanted the house to yourself, you can just ask.

Carmen: Yeah, Joe that story doesn't make any sense.

Joe: Well, sense or no sense, he's coming. There are plenty of documents down of hall of records that back this up.

He packs his suitcase and puts it inside his car.

L/A/C: Joe's superstitious, Joe's superstitious. He's oh-so very scared, he's shaking in his britches.

Joe: Yes, very scared. *closes the door and puts his sunglasses on* That's why I'm leaving and so should you. Trust me, it's your only chance for survival.

He turns on the car and leaves.

Emiliano: Dudes, dudes, I just got an idea. We should all come back tonight and see who can stay in the house the longest.

Duncan: Oh yeah, now we're talking.

Lionel: We should make it a little more interesting.

Emiliano: How so?

Lionel: We should all put in twenty bucks and then whoever stays the longest can keep all the money.

Andres: Wait, wait that's like. (He counts the guys and Carmen) a hundred twenty bucks if all 6 of us stay.

Emiliano: HELL YEAH!!!

Carmen: Alright let's do it. Who else wants in?

Cordelius: ME!!

Carmen: Make that 7.

Alec: Not interested, besides I have errands to run. See you all. *leaves*

Andres: His loss. Chuck, Rose, Josh you guys in?

Josh: Would love to man but I gotta go and meet up with chef Ramsay for something important.

Rosemi: Same, I have to fly back to Canada to be with my parents.

Chuck: I have to go and fix an engine on my train, scuse umili. (Humble apologies)

Salah: Well it's just the 7 of us then! Let's go!

The scene cuts to see lightning in dark skies. We get to see Cordelius' in his room. He is in his bed having trouble sleeping as he goes to sleep. Suddenly he hears a record turning on as he cover his ears. Suddenly the record scratches as it stops. Cordelius gets out of his bed, turns off the record and goes back to sleep. Suddenly he hears a voice.

???: Cordelius...

Jebediah Townhouse is seen in the record as he turns around and looks at Cordelius.

Jedediah Townhouse: What up, Cord!

Cordelius screams in terror. We cut to see Lionel, Andres, Carmen and Duncan playing video games.

Carmen: Where you at, where you at?

Then they hear Cordelius screaming in terror running downstairs)

Lionel: Dude, Cordelius, what's wrong?

Cordelius: J.. Jebediah Townhouse. He spoke to me in my phonograph.

Duncan: Dude, Jebediah Townhouse isn't real. He's just a scary story told by Joe to scare us but failed.

Andres: Yeah. If you're trying to scare us to get the hundred forty bucks, it's not gonna work.

Cordelius: But I don't want the dollars! *takes out his wallet with a few mushrooms* I'm already rich.

Suddenly the TV turns off and lights turn off as well

Andres: Aw, come on, we're about to put the hurt on that puto!

Lionel: Alright, everyone stay cool.

Lionel opens the desk, picks up the flashlight and turns it on. Suddenly they heard a strange noise

Carmen: What's that noise?

They walk outside of the hallway, the light shows the door and the strange noise is heard again

Cordelius: It's him, it's Jebediah Townhouse!

Duncan: Oh no, dude, you might be right Cord, he's come to get you!

Cordelius creams in terror. Duncan starts laughing and gets punched by Lionel.

Lionel: Knock it off, dude. It's probably nothing.

The door suddenly begins to knock.

Lionel: Andy, go open the door.

Andres: No, you go, I don't want whatever is out there killing me so I don't get my hundred forty bucks.

Carmen: Alright, we'll all go.

Lionel picks up a golf club, Andres brings another baseball bat when he opens it in the bag. Carmen gets a frying pan and Duncan had a hockey stick. They walk toward the door, Carmen gulps and looks outside of the window. Suddenly a figure looking like Jebediah Townhouse pops out of the window.

Everyone screams, the figure opens the door. The 5 guys scream in terror. Everyone minus Cordelius start beating the figure with their weapons.

???: OW OWW! Hey! Stop!

The figure is revealed to be Emiliano in disguise with a garbage pail on his head and Salah came out with his phone recording.

Emiliano: Mission failed, we'll get em next time Salah.

Andres: Dude! Emiliano , you scared us to death!

Duncan: What's your problem?!

Salah: Just having a little fun, bro. You don't think I was gonna come over and not try to scare you. Pfft, that hundred forty bucks is as good as mine gang.

Emiliano: We'll not that we're all here, let's see who can stay in the house the longest.

We cut the scene to see the storm outside of the window blowing the curtains, with the guys playing the board game Emiliano was wrapped up with that blanket as Salah hits the clock line swirling it and stops to 8 as he moves the board game character.

Emiliano: Nice. You're probably gonna win. Your turn, Cord. Let it rip brotha!

Cordelius hits the clock line swirling and stops to 9 as he gets happy. Suddenly the line starts to swirl by itself and hits to 6. The camera shows Jebediah Townhouse climbing on the escalator and looks at Cordelius, causing the latter to scream in horror.

Cordelius: It's him! *points at the board game* It's Jebediah Townhouse!

Lionel: Where? I don't see anything.

Andres: Yeah, you're freaking me out, Cord.

Salah: You know this whole Jedediah thing is making me hungry, we'll go get snacks. Emi ya with me?

Emiliano nods as he removes the blanket and the two walk away to the kitchen with Salah holding the burning candle.

Emiliano: I wonder if they have anymore of those frozen burritos.

Salah: Yeah, that'll be awesome.

Emiliano: Bean and cheese, beef and bean, green chili.

He opens on top of the refrigerator revealed to be the face of Jebediah Townhouse.

Jebediah Townhouse: Yo yo! Ice to meet you fool!

Emiliano gasps as Jebediah Townhouse stretches the refrigerator as he's about to eat them but the two run away

Emiliano: What the hell?!

Jebediah Townhouse laughs in the oven

Jebediah Townhouse: What's cooking, Home Skillet?

Salah: Home Skillet? Nobody ever says that anymore gang. You're a couple decades too late with that, dawg.

Jebediah Townhouse: Oh, yeah? Well, why you on the hot grill?!

Fire comes out of him as Emiliano and Salah scream in horror as the others on the coffee table playing board games hear them

Andres: Ugh! They probably ate our food.

Duncan: He's probably just trying to scare us. You better not be eating all our burritos, dude.

Lionel opens the door holding another burning candle and walks in the kitchen to search for Emiliano and Salah.

Lionel: Emi? Salah?

He looks at the oven and Emiliano and Salah are revealed to be turned into brownies. Lionel and runs back to the others.

Lionel: We gotta get out of here. It's real. Emiliano and Salah both have been turned into brownies!

Cordelius: NYOOOOOOO, I knew it. We're done for!

Andres: Whoa, whoa wait just hang on a second. If Emiliano and Salah are both brownies, then technically we get more money, right?

Lionel: Yeah you're right. We should just try to stick this out.

Andres hums. Suddenly Jebediah Townhouse pops out of the board game.

Jebediah Townhouse: Yeah! Stick it out to the Max!

The gang screamed in terror.

Duncan: Wait, "the Max"? What?

Carmen: Hey, nobody talks like that anymore man.

Jebediah Townhouse: What? Nah, you guys are bugging.

Lionel: What is this guy even...

Jebediah Townhouse: When you wigging out, you know? I mean, you guys are totally bogus.

Andres: *Points at Jebediah Townhouse* No, we don't know, 'cause no one talks like that anymore, bro.

Jebediah Townhouse: Oh yeah? Well, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Lionel: RUN!

The guys run for their lives as Jebediah Townhouse chases after them but suddenly gets stuck by the empty door beam

Jebediah Townhouse: Hey, yo, get back here, fools! I know where you live!

Carmen: Aaah! We gotta get out of here!

Jebediah Townhouse's head pops out of the door.

Jebediah Townhouse: Jebediah is in the house!

The guys scream in terror as they run upstairs but suddenly it turn into gums with teeth on top and a tongue. Cordelius and Carmen begins to slip, Lionel, Andres and Duncan hold on to the stair banister.

Duncan: Hang on!

He grabbed Carmen's hand as she slid down in the nick of time, Cordelius slides down to Jebediah Townhouse's tongue. He goes inside his mouth and gets eaten by him

Jebediah Townhouse: Aw, yeah! I gotta have my shrooms!

The rest yell in horror.

Jebediah Townhouse: Time for some dessert!

Andres: Come on, dude, let's go!

They run up to the top of the hallway. Jebediah's head pops out of a window with heads as his eyes and mouth

Jebediah Townhouse #1: Hey, you dummies don't have a hall pass!

Jebediah Townhouse #2: Yeah, you gotta have a hall pass, dummies!

They all laugh as they charge towards Lionel as they scream in terror running towards the window

Carmen: Dude, the window! *he tries to open it but it doesn't open* It's stuck!

Andres: Crap!

A still-laughing Jebediah Townhouse is headed straight for them.

Lionel: Wha.. What are we going to do?!

Jebediah Townhouse is nearing closer as Duncan looks up at the ceiling

Duncan: The attic!

He pulls the string down and unfolds the ladder.

Duncan: Everyone climb up!

Lionel goes first

Andres: Hurry!

They climb fast but Andres loses his balance and falls.

Andres: Guys!

Carmen grabs Andres by the leg.

Andres: Pull me up, quick!

Duncan pushed Andres up while Lionel and Carmen pulled up.

Jebediah Townhouse continues laughing and charging forward as Duncan pushed Andres up in the nick of time, but Jebediah's giant head crashes toward him and on the window in a massive explosion that blows the trio away.

Carmen: The fucker got Duncan!

Lionel: Who are we kidding? We should have never done this.

Andres: Yeah, I don't even know if I want the hundred forty bucks anymore.

Jebediah Townhouse laughs as the beams on top of the attic turn into Jebediah Townhouse's arm as he attempts to grab the duo. Then he clenches his fist and three Jebediah heads come out of the knuckles

Jebediah Townhouse #1: A hundred bucks? That's major moola.

Jebediah Townhouse #2: Since you don't want it...

Jebediah Townhouse #3: Can I just have it?

Lionel, Andres and Carmen scream in horror as they run towards the window.

Lionel: Quick, up to the roof!

As they flee, the Jebediah heads laugh as they look to punch them as a giant fist. The trio make it outside as Jebediah's fist breaks through the window. They hurriedly climb to top of the roof

Carmen: I think we're safe up here.

Jebediah Townhouse's head forms out of the roof

Jebediah Townhouse: Raise the roof, y'all!

He shakes his head back and forth as the trio desperately cling on to his hair.

Where my home boys at? Where my home boys at? Where they at? Where they at?

Andres: Make it stop!

Lionel: Dude, I can't take this guy anymore, Forget the hundred bucks, let's get out of here.

Carmen: Dude, no! It's too far to jump down!

Jebediah Townhouse: Hey, my hair is totally tubular, get it, tubular!

Lionel: Ugh, I'm going for it!

Lionel jumps off the hair and yells.

Carmen: Lio!

She jumps and joins Lionel.

Andres: Hey!

He jumps too.

Jebediah Townhouse: Huh?

Lionel: *free-falling with Andres and Carmen* Eat on that, Jebediah Townhouse!

L/A/C: Oooooooooohhhhhh!

Before they can reach the ground, Jebediah Townhouse's hand catches them

Jebediah Townhouse: Whoop, there it is!

Jebediah Townhouse puts the trio inside his mouth, eats them, and burps.

Joe: The End!

The gang loved the story

Salah: Dude, Joe, that was awesome.

Cordelius: I agree, that was awesome! A story like that deserves all the candy.

Duncan: Hear that, Joshy? Looks like you're stuck in your lame costume till Thanksgiving!

Josh: Meh, I'll take the punishment like a man.

Joe: I'm glad you like it, because it's all true.

Andres: Huh?

Carmen: Wait, what? How?

Joe: Yep, it's all true.

(Flashback)

The flashback starts with the mob holding torches and pitchforks as lightning crashes in the sky, and Jebediah Townhouse is dancing on the rooftop.

Joe: Jebediah Townhouse actually existed, and he actually vowed to come back in two hundred years to hunt whoever was in the house, but not before signing the deed over to...

Jebediah turns to CS who was behind him.

Jebediah Townhouse: *holds the deed* Sign this, boy-eee!

CS signs his name with his pen and shakes hands.

CS: Pleasure doing business with you Jeb, off ya go now.

Jebediah Townhouse: Shazam!

The lightning hits Jebediah Townhouse and he melts into the house.

(End of Flashback)

Alec: Come on, Joe, are you being serious?

Joe: Yes, totally serious.

Lionel: I don't know, guys, I think he's just messing with us.

Rosemi: *talks on the phone* Hmm, yes. Hmm, I see. Yes, goodbye. *hangs* I called CS, he said there is a Jebediah Townhouse.

The group gasp in horror.

Lionel: Well, when is he supposed to show up?

Chuck: Yeah, shouldn't we get out of here or something?

Joe: *checks his watch* Hmm, looks like my watch is a little fast. He should've been here five minutes ago.

Random guest: You should really get your watch fixed, man.

The guest eats chips, then suddenly, Jebediah Townhouse pops out of the table and eats him.

Jebediah Townhouse: Mmm mmm, I didn't just crash your party, did I?

Jebediah Townhouse's hand comes out of the ceiling as the guys scream. Outside of the house, Jebediah Townhouse's head pops out of the roof, the right of the house turns into his arm, and the garage door turns into his foot. Then he lifts the house

Jebediah Townhouse: Jebediah Townhouse, hit you with the roundhouse! *Kicks with his right leg* Yeah, boy-ee, that's what I'm talking about. *laughs* Happy Halloween, homies!

The End.

And that folks is my Halloween Special! Hope y'all enjoyed it.

Peace out!