Intro:

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Lionel: Dudes and Carmen!

The scene changed to Lionel along with his friends Andres, Carmen and Salah who were in the living room.

Lionel: Today's the day we're getting our first paychecks after working here at the park for a month.

Salah: Oh yeah! PAAAAAYCHEEEECKS!

Andres: PAAAAAYCHEEEEEKS AMIGOS!!!

Carmen: Money is about to pour down like a rain!

L/A/C/S: WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Chuck came by, Salah took time to ask.

Salah: Yo Chuck, what's going my n***a? You got the check? (Ps, I got the pass and permission to write it from SJ_SUPERRR  and another black friend of mine, so don't harass me for it okay?)

Chuck: Yes, I got the paycheck. Joe handed it to me yesterday.

Andres: What? What do you mean yesterday?

Alec: *arrives* Yeah I wanna know as well, I was supposed to get mine yesterday too but nothing came out of it.

Rosemi: Same here, it's as if Joe stopped halfway when giving the paychecks to us.

Cordelius: Weeeee, I got my steamy check too!

He pulled out 3 mushrooms.

Cordelius: It came in Swiss Brown, Dried Porcini and a mystery shroom! *laughs*

Carmen: Cord gets paid with mushrooms?

Chuck: Si, in his mind mushrooms are currency.

Lionel: Weird.

Then Emiliano and Josh arrived.

Emiliano: Yo brothas did you get your checks?

Josh: You know who else got a paycheck? MY SISTER!!

Andres: Ugh, incluso el bromista de "mi hermana" aquí recibió dinero antes que nosotros. (Ugh, even the "my sister" jokester here got money before us)

Rosemi: There there Andy, it's a just a matter of time. You'll get yours, eventually.

Josh: Speaking of which have any of you seen Joe lately?

Then Joe arrived.

Joe: Hello fellas, let me guess your paycheck money has already gone waste to something stupid?

Emiliano:

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Andres: No Joe, like half of us got the checks.

Carmen: Yeah, can you give us the checks?

Joe: Yeah there's a glaring issue going on. You see some idiot stole the remainder of the money I was about to give you guys.

Lionel: AH HELL NAH?!

Alec: What?! That's impossible!

Joe: I just discovered a broken window in my office and the safe was raided this morning.

Rosemi: Great we got vandals too?

Salah: Gang! This ain't fair, yeah we slack off at times but we still earned the stuff that we get. Now we got some wild ass vandals taking our money? I suggest we hunt them down!

Alec: They are right Joe, they do deserve compensation for their hard work this past month.

Joe: I know Alec, and until I get to the bottom of who stole it.

Chuck: How can you be sure that a vandal broke in the office, wouldn't everyone be alerted since your office is close to the office.

Joe: They used a glass cutter and I found this on my chair.

He showed this to the gang.

Rosemi: Green hair?

They all turned to Chuck as he was the only one that had green hair.

Chuck: Don't look at me, I said I already have my paycheck. *pulls it out* See?

Lionel: He's right, it can't be Chuck. I mean look at him, how do you expect a crippled man to climb onto a window that without climbing the roof first.

Carmen: Plus his hair is brighter green whilst this is a darker shade.

Alec: Umm guys I think we found our culprit.

He was looking at the window to see a hooded figure with goggles as he was holding a bag of equipment.

Salah: Man get his ass!

The door swung open as Salah was the first to charge, followed by Andres, Carmen, Lionel and soon the others.

This alerted the hooded figure and he began running away, inciting a chase.

Andres: GET BACK HERE!!

Joe: Split up everyone and surround the park so he doesn't cut corners!

Everyone did what Joe said, he pulled out his walkie talkie.

Joe: Makoto, do you copy? Innocence.

Scene changed to NMI as he was having a bubble bath in his place, with a green mask and cucumbers on his eyes relaxing.

Then his walkie talkie spawned with Joe's voice.

Joe: Makoto! Are you listening?!

NMI: *sigh before picking up* Yeah Joe, what'cha need baby cakes?

Joe: We caught a vandal robbing and looting the park. Use the cameras to capture where he's at now?

NMI: Roger roger.

He snapped his fingers before the CCTV spawned in front of him floating above the bathtub as he watched the raider running in the Zoo.

NMI: He's at the Zoo.

The scene changed at the Zoo, we see Salah and Chuck there who were wandering around searching for the vandal.

Salah: Where the hell is that dumbass?

Chuck: I see no sign of-THERE HE IS!

They see a running vandal whilst still holding the bag, the two began chase. They ran passed multiple enclosures.

Chuck: La tua prossima tappa sarà l'ospedale! (Next stop for you, at the hospital!)

He used his hands and rotated his wheels faster as he rolled in a quicker pace, like a sports car.

Salah: Woah!

The vandal took a sharp turn to the left. So did Chuck, he was about to lunge himself there but it was too late as the raider ducked the flying conductor as he went down the alligator enclosure.

Chuck landed down the water as one of the reptiles swam down at him.

Salah: Chuck! Look out!

Chuck managed to catch the alligator by the jaws and prevent it from biting him, the conductor fought back with a punch to the reptile's jaw.

Chuck: I'll be fine, go after him Salah!

Another alligator tried to go for an attack but Chuck swam off as the two reptiles went after him. Salah nodded before he ran off.

NMI: Hey big cheese, he's now in the woods!

Scene changed to the raider as he was in the woods. Unknown to him Cordelius was sitting ontop of a tree branch observing the vandal.

Cordelius: Hehehe.....

The raider stopped as he then dodged a poisonous mushroom from behind, but it bounced off the ground.

Andres: Aha! I found you!

He cornered the vandal but then the mushroom hits Andres' face, the Spaniard fell down the ground and began snoring.

Cordelius: OH NYOOOOOO!!!

He fell off the branch and went to check on Andres as the vandal left. The raider was about to find an exit from the forest but he got tackled by Emiliano.

Emiliano: What'cha gonna do now brotha? I caught your slimey ass!

He got punched in the face by the vandal, but he fought back. The two then brawled and rolled around the ground.

Carmen: Any sign of him Rose?

Rosemi: None at all, I-

They heard the commotion, they turned around to see Emiliano and the vandal brawling with Emiliano looking bruised in the face.

Carmen: Holy shit, after them!

They ran to where the duo were, Rosemi used her vines to seperate Emiliano. The vandal was about to  get up leave only to be interrupted by Lionel who tackled him down again.

Carmen: Hang on!

She jumped and landed on the two, that way the vandal couldn't escape.

Lionel: Ow..nice one Car.

Carmen: Two for one special Lio.

Joe and the others arrived, Andres' face was a bit pale after the mushroom he swallowed and Chuck's hat had some bite marks and his clothes were wet and scratched up whilst on his wheelchair.

Joe: Good work.

Lionel and Carmen raised him up, Joe then took off the hood to reveal the vandal.

It was.

Duncan

Duncan: Alright alright you caught me, sheesh you guys are as bad as the security I had to deal from the Harvard campus.

Salah: So this goofy white boy took our checks huh?

Duncan: Goofy? I at least don't wear a beanie. And it's Duncan.

Joe: Alright punk, where's the money.

Duncan: What money? *smirk*

Andres: *cough* Este gringo se cree duro... (This gringo thinks he's tough...) *cough*

Alec who was burrowing through Duncan's bag he pulled out a baseball bat with a price tag.

Alec: 25$ for a baseball bat? This jackass has spent our money for this equipment. There is even a chloroform bottle in here too!

Duncan: To help out for my future heists that is, in case someone's awake.

Rosemi burrowed through Duncan's pocket to grab a remainder of a check.

Duncan: Oh yeah that contains the remainder of the money.

Carmen: How much is in there Rose?

Rosemi opened the check and revealed it was.

Rosemi: 62 cents!

They all looked at Duncan who was laughing nervously.

Joe: That's it I'm calling the cops.

NMI: *appears out of thin air* Been there and done it for you. They're here now.

Then a police car arrived.

Duncan: Fuck!

From the car stepped out these two.

Randy Orton and Matt Riddle

Randy: Freeze! You have the right to remain stupid!

Duncan: Oh god not these guys again.

Matt: Yo bros, we've been searching for this bum for a while now. Thanks for catching him for us.

Salah: Have fun there gang, cause over there they about to make you their girlfriend.

Duncan: Eh I heard worse.

Joe: Meanwhile we're going to return all this crap you bought and get the money back-

Randy: Not so fast, Charles Francis Xavier!

Joe: Umm it's Joe Bast-

Randy: Don't cut me off Professor X! I got this paper here that you have commited tax fraud!

Everyone: What?!

Joe: That's impossible-

Duncan: Oh yeah, I tried to frame your boss for tax fraud. *cheeky smirk*

Randy: I'm afraid we're gonna have to take you in too.

Alec: That's outrageous, he just admitted that he tried to frame our boss!

Randy: *didn't hear Alex* Professor Xavier, altho you may have recovered from your illness from a wheelchair we have to take you into prison too.

He puts the cuffs on Joe who looked frozen and flabbergasted.

The camera shows the police car driving off with Duncan and Joe, to get sent to prison.

Lionel: Is the police this retarded in Florida?

Emiliano: You have no idea.

Carmen: This makes the police in Los Angeles look like saints.

Andres: Wait this means no Joe then we can throw parties for as much as we want! *coughs*

Rosemi: Andy, why do you look so pale?

Cordelius: He accidentally swallowed one of my shrooms.

Chuck: Now is not the time for celebrations, we have to find a way to bust Joe out of prison.

Salah: Ah hell nah! You want us to get thrown to the slammer too?

Chuck: It's either that or no paychecks. With Joe gone, not only you get no paychecks but you're also out of jobs.

Lionel: Fuck, Chuck's right again. Well how do we try and break Joe out, we have no clue or experience in this.

Alec: Maybe ask Andres, he's been to prison once right?

Andres: I may be sick but I'm not weak enough to-

Josh: I have a plan, I know someone who can help....

Carmen: Josh, if you say your sister-

Josh: No, my uncle Pablo. He's a mechanic.

Salah: A mechanic? But that's for fixing cars goofy!

Josh: That's his nickname, he's called that because he fix people's messes. I'll contact him and have him help us free Joe in no time.

Lionel: Ok this better work.

Josh pulled out his phone and called his uncle.

Josh: Hey uncle Pablo, I'm gonna need some help with something.

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The scene changed to Joe who was in prison, as he and Duncan shared the same cell.

Joe: Great, thanks to you I'm about to rot here for something i didn't do.

Duncan: Well my plan did kinda work.

Joe: Kinda since you're locked here with me too punk.

Duncan: Yeah and?

Joe: Nevermind. *sits down on bed* Why did you rob the Park?

Duncan: Was running low on cash lately thanks to my heists. When I heard how much of a killing you guys made with that fishing contest or whatever I thought I'd pay a visit to score some loot.

Joe: You don't have a job?

Duncan: None, after getting sent to prison for blowing up a private cottage I got released and then disowned by my parents so I was on my own years ago. I couldn't get a job cause of my criminal record so I resorted to turning into a criminal. Been to prison a couple of times but I always bust out, until you hairy hoodwienes caught me that is.

Joe: I see, well we're both on a tough spot thanks to you.

Duncan: Yeah, I go down I always make sure to take someone with me.

Joe: Hmm...

Duncan: What? You got something to say wise guy?

Joe: Tell you what, how about we help each other out and escape this place. Help me get out and I'll help you out in return.

This intrigued Duncan as he tilts his head in curiosity, he smirked.

Duncan: Ok I'm listening.

The scene changed back to the gang as they were about to meet Josh's uncle as they were outside the prison complex Joe and Duncan were in now.

Andres: So where exactly is your uncle?

Josh: He should be here any moment-

???: Josh?

Josh: There his is!

They all turned around and saw Josh's uncle.

Master Chief

Master Chief: Hey Josh.

Carmen: YOUR UNCLE IS MASTER CHIEF FROM HALO?!

Salah: Here I thought we'd see another chef.

Master Chief: You know who else thought that we'd see a chef? MY SISTER!!!

He and Josh ohhhhhed before high fiving.

Alec: Now I see where he got the jokes from.

Master Chief: I arrived as soon as I can. I see you brought your friends.

Josh: Yeah, the entire park gang's here uncle.

Master Chief: Ok so what'cha need good ol Master Chief for Joshy?

Lionel: Our boss is in prison after he got arrested unfairly, we were wondering if you can help us bust him out.

Master Chief: Sure I got no problem with that! Plus it gives me an excuse to try out a new weapon that got sold to the army last week.

Emiliano: We're about to orchestrate the greatest escape of all time bros!

The scene changed back to Joe and Duncan's prison cell as there was a hole underneath the bunk beds, the duo were digging by using spoons they took.

Duncan: Hang on I see light.

Joe: Good, keep going.

The two kept digging up to somewhere upwards, once they broke the concrete they wound up in the warden's office.

Joe: Wait this is the warden's office.

Duncan: Crap, go back-

The door opened revealing the warden who held a coffee mug and a donut, he spotted the two.

Warden: Guards! Come-

Joe grabbed the donut and shoved it on the warden's mouth before spilling his coffee right on his face and punched him, knocking out the man.

Duncan: *impressed* Woah, not bad for a park manager.

They heard footsteps coming.

Joe: Quick help me hide the body.

Duncan nods before getting out of the hole to help.

Outside the door we see Randy and Matt.

Matt: Yo Randy bro, did you hear something?

Randy: It's probably from the boss' office. Let's go check.

Randy opened the door and saw Joe as he was disguised as the warden by wearing his clothes, badge and hat. But since they were too stupid they couldn't see through the disguise.

Joe: Hello boys.

Matt/Randy: Hey boss.

Joe: What can I help you with?

Randy: Sir, why do you sound weird.

Joe: I'm a little bit under the weather, thanks for asking.

Matt: No problem. Have a great day sir!

They left, Joe sighed in relief.

Joe: Coast clear.

Duncan came from the hole.

Duncan: Thank god they're too stupid to fall for that shit.

Joe: Yeah, now we need to get out.

He got up and peeked his head from the door to see the whole building was swarmed with officers and guards.

Joe: Crap this entire place is infested with guards. In this rate we're never getting out.

He turned to see Duncan who was looking through a safe owned by the warden.

Duncan: ..4671..

Joe: What are you doing?

Duncan opened the safe and saw a large stack of cash, he took the cash before turning to Joe.

Duncan: Taking something from the warden as a goodbye gift.

Joe: Is it necessary.

Duncan: Remember what he said before we got sent to jail?

"Flashback"

Warden: Alright, we caught you again Duncan. And I see you had an accomplice in the form of this Professor X cosplayer.

Joe: Oh for the love of-

Warden: SHADDUP! For that I'll make sure to tell the other inmates to clap you when the showers are occurring! You guys will get the full ride hehe...

"End of Flashback"

Joe: On second thought, he deserves it. We're taking the money.

Duncan: Now you're talking my language pal.

Joe: Now to get out as fast as we can....

The scene changed to Master Chief who pulled out a briefcase and aimed it at the prison complex.

Rosemi: What's in the case?

Master Chief: The new weapon that got sent to the army. Feast your eyes on...

He opens the brief case and pulled out this.

Master Chief: THE WALUIGI LAUNCHER!!!

Lionel: Aw sweet my dad owns that.

Carmen: Same. It's busted.

Master Chief: Watch as I break the meta even more boys and girls.

He aimed the Waluigi Launcher and fired at the building, causing half of the complex to explode and ultimately freed like half of the convicts, knocking out most of the guards.

Salah: I need to play Halo more now.

Emiliano: Get in line muchacho.

Josh: Guys look!

From the rubble came out Joe and Duncan.

Joe: Guys!

Everyone: Joe!

Cordelius: Wait what's this man doing with you?

Duncan tossed a bag of cash at Lionel who caught it.

Lionel: *looks at the bag* Cash, lots of it.

Duncan: Think of it as a sorry gift from me after I stole your paychecks. I usually don't do shit like this but whatever, no need for thank you or whatever.

Salah: Where'd ya get it.

Joe: We stole it from the warden.

Salah: Ok my respect for the goofy green haired n***a raised up a bit. I heard the warden is a horrible guy.

Joe: I never expected you guys to help.

Carmen: You thank Josh and his uncle for that.

Master Chief: Sup, and I gotta fly back to the military. I'll see ya on thanksgiving kiddo.

He waved goodbye at Josh before leaving.

Duncan: Well, now that my side of the deal is done, now it's time for yours.

Alec: Deal?

Joe: Right. Well after hearing your story and why you resorted to stealing, I decided to help raise you on your legs and offer you a job at the park.

Duncan: A job at the park? Got perks?

Joe: Good pay, a place to stay and that way you won't starve yourself.

Alec: *chuckled* Joe you can't be serious. He's a criminal, we already have one to begin with!

He earned stares from Andres and Rosemi, he looked away and whistled.

Joe: I'll have Makoto hack and remove you from the list of criminals and conjur you a pardon from all your crimes.

NMI: Trust me, I'm an expert.

Duncan: Bet.

Salah: So you're joining?

Duncan: Why not, anything so I can get the cops off my back. Plus you all seem pretty cool.

Lionel: Welcome to the Park, Duncan.

From the rubble came out Matt and Randy.

Randy: FREEZE! You all have the rights to remain stupid!

Joe: Let's get out of here!

They ran off from the duo.

Matt: Bro, I'm starving. Wanna get some Taco Bell?

Randy: Eh, why not.

The End.

OK guys this was chapter 6.

Peace out!