Intro:

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The scene changed in the middle of ocean, the camera showed this volcano.

Inside the volcano we see an a secret lair with various laptops.

Footsteps were heard with various groans, the camera panned to see...zombies?

Zombies working on an invention of some sorts. A new voice could be heard.

???: Excellent, my vague evil plan is going perfectly!

The camera panned to this man.

Marik Sebastian Isthar the III

Marik: With my new umm...what was the blasted thing called again? Tugboat! Tugboat get over here binky boy!

Then a zombie named Tugboat appeared.

Tugboat

Tugboat: Tugboat!

Marik: There you are, what was my invention called again?

Tugboat: Tugboat.

Marik: Ah yes! With my Ishtar.Corp Shrinkinator, I will use to...

Points to a picture of the moon pinned on a dart board with the words "CAPTURE" written on it.

Marik: STEAL THE MOON!

Tugboat: Tugboat?

Marik: Why? After I steal the moon I will force the United Nations to pay me 1 quintillion dollars to set it free and after I get all my money, I am going to use it to take over all of Florida and become PHAROAH!

He rubbed his hands with a cartoonish evil smirk.

Marik: We're going back to Ancient Egypt with this one baby.

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His laughter was interrupted by one of his zombie workers.

Zombie: Brains...

Marik: What?! What is it?!

The zombies showed him a complication on the monitor.

Marik: By the shiny balls of Ra! We don't have enough firing range? That's IMPOSSIBLE-No wait it's totally not impossible, not unless I find a better and bigger range to fire! I'll have one of my elite zombies find a location for me!

He then went to his own room and used his PC monitor to call one of his men through Instagram.

Marik: Commander! Commander! Come on ya stupid zombie why won't ya answer me!

The monitor showed a picture of the "Commander" Marik was talking to.

Commander Steve

Steve: Commander Steve, reporting for duty Master Marik!

Marik: The hell are you at Steve?

Steve: I'm in Mexico, I'm currently celebrating Hispanic month, I was invited by a Mexican friend of mine.

Marik: Never mind that, I want you to return to Orlando at once. I want you to find me the best-est spot so I can test my own shrink ray on the moon!

Steve: Aww but do I have to? I was about to try out some of these quesadillas-

Marik: I do not care, get back this instant. Oh and make sure to save me some of those quesadillas, got it?

The call ended as Steve sighed.

Steve: Time to get back to crunch mode....not until I get a crunch at this!

He took a bite of a quesadilla and chewed it.

Steve: Mmm, delicious....could use some extra brain salsa, I'm sure they make it here in the black markets, better go buy some after I'm done with this bullshit.

The scene changed back to the Park.

We see Lionel, Andres and Carmen raking leaves, beside them was a large pile of them. Lionel wiped off some sweat off of his forehead.

Lionel: Almost done fellas.

Carmen: Wouldn't it be easier just to use a leaf blower?

Andres: Can't.

Carmen: Why?

Andres: Salah is using it for a viral prank.

The scene changed to Salah who was filming himself with his phone.

Salah: Alright gang what's good! Today we're about to do a big prank!

The phone showed and filmed Rosemi who was talking to Joe Bastianich about something as the manager had a clipboard.

Salah: I'm gonna blow them away with this one!

He activated the leaf blower and it blew Joe's clipboard hitting him in the face, and Rosemi's dress nearly flew up showing her lower parts but she hastily covered herself and held her dress.

Salah: Ah snap!

He ran away laughing.

Salah: And the boss got the smack and Rosemi nearly-

Suddenly from the ground appeared a root that tripped Salah making him drop the phone and leaf blower.

Salah: Ow...

He then saw Rosemi's feet as she snatched his phone and deleted the video.

Rosemi: Gotta say, the prank sucked pal.

Salah: Eh I tried.

Joe: *came around* Salah that was completely unacceptable, what did I tell you about playing with equipment, shouldn't you be working?

Salah: *gets up* Was but I needed to get a good clip but Rosemi here ruined it.

Lionel arrived and grabbed the leaf blower.

Lionel: Ah there you are, so Salah how did the prank go?

Salah: Got buster gang.

Lionel: Shame, better luck next time, and a tip: try not being loud ok?

Unknown to them, they were being watched from afar by Commander Steve with a pair of binoculars.

Steve: LOL, what a bunch of incels. Alright gotta find me a good spot...

He looked at the library, and saw Alec just casually reading outside the porch.

Steve: Too boring.

He then looked at Chuck and his garage.

Steve: Too industrial.

He then saw the house, specifically the roof.

Steve: Aha! Perfecto!

He pulled out his walkie talkie and contacted Marik.

Steve: Master Marik!

Marik: *on the other line* What is it? I am having a bubble bath! Did you find a location?

Steve: Oh I sure did, it's at the Park.

Marik: Excellent, oh and did you save me that Mexican food for me when you came back?

Steve: Umm...yes?

Marik: Excellent. Me and my zombies are coming over, keep and eye out for trouble.

He ends the call as he noticed the sun was setting and the moon would slowly rise.

Andres' phone alarm rang as he pulled out his phone before running out in excitement.

Carmen: Hey where are you going?

Andres: A football match between Spain and Ecuador for qualifying! Vamos Español! (Go Spain!)

Carmen: Eh I'll join cause I have nothing better to do.

The scene changed to Lionel and Salah who were busy sparring basketball shots at the court.

Salah: So, ya got any tips for new pranks I could do to someone that ain't Rosemi?

Lionel: Next time try and prank Alec.

Salah: The guy with the books? Yeah sure why not, I'm gonna tar and feather him.

Lionel: Oh now that would be hella funny, Andres would probably help out as well.

Salah: Ok I just gotta find-

Then Steve appeared behind them.

Steve: Surprise motherfuckers.

Lionel: Who the hell are you?

Steve: Name's Steve and-oh you guys are playing basketball? My favorite.

Salah: Wait you like basketball? But aren't you-

Steve: Dead? A zombie? Yeah I know but this is Florida my man. Hit me with the ball boys!

Lionel: Umm ok sure.

He threw the ball at Steve who began to bounce it off the ground before jumping and throwing it, hitting the basketball in the hoop.

Salah: Not bad for a zombie. Pass it over!

He got the ball and began dribbling with it, moving around left and right before doing a jump shot himself and landing in the hoop.

Salah: Beat that broski!

Steve: You're clearly underestimating my powers boy.

Salah: So what's your favorite basketball player of all time?

Steve: Larry Bird.

Salah: Oooh a good one, I'm a Michael Jordan guy.

Lionel: Two good options boys, what about modern ones?

Salah: I fuck with Stephen Curry.

Lionel: Surprised it's not Lebron James.

Steve: He's mad overrated.

Salah: True!

Steve: I'm with Nikola Jokič.

Salah: Of course, he's the best white basketball player right now. I respect your decision my-

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The trio turned around and saw a bus bust through the park's gates and entered in a hurry.

Lionel: WTF?

The magic school bus was parked and from it came out Marik.

Marik: *sniffs the air* The sweet smell of victory...alright slaves bring out the ray, chop chop!

Salah: Who the hell is that?

Steve: That's my boss, Marik.

Marik: Ah there you are Steve, what are you doing with these hoodlums?

Salah: Hey you better watch what you're saying pal, at least I don't dress myself in rather revealing clothing, I mean only gay people reveal their midriffs.

Marik: I'm not gay, I'm Egyptian. And tho I do sound kind of feminine but that has nothing to do with the fact that I am gay, cause I ain't!

Lionel: Look bro, what the hell do you want?

Marik: I want to use that house's roof over there, it'll only take about 10 seconds.

The zombies that carry Marik's Shrinkanator have now used a ladder that they stole from the shed and began carrying the invention to the roof, despite many zombies falling down before getting back up to climb again.

Lionel: That thing is heavy, it could destroy the roof!

Marik: Nonesense, my shrink ray is as light as a feather.

As zombies continued to fall and get back up, Carmen noticed from the window and she got out to see the zombies.

Carmen: It's raining zombies? Andres you gotta see this.

Andres: Not now! Lamine Yamal is about to score a goal.

The camera cuts to Andres who was watching Spain vs Columbia as he wore a Spain national kit jersey.

Scene cuts back to Marik and the others.

Salah: Wait so why do you need to put it on our roof?

Marik: Oh, I'm gonna use it to shrink down the moon.

Lionel: HUH?! Dude, that would destroy the gravity Earth and could create a new ice age!

Marik ignored the human/lion hybrid's warnings and pulled out a remote.

Marik: With one push of this button my shrink ray will fire a beam that will make the moon small like a golf ball and then that completes step 1 of my dastardly plan.

Lionel: NEVER!!!

He tackled down Marik and the two began wrestling on the ground as the remote was far from their reach.

Marik: Ah, get off of me binky boy!

Lionel: You're not stealing the moon jackass!

Marik: Steve help me!

Steve: Roger roger!

Lionel: Salah! Help!

Salah:

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Steve: Umm...what?

Marik:

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Tugboat and the zombies managed to reach the roof and they got rid of the antenna, which in return caused the TV to stop working.

Carmen: Crap! They got rid of the antenna! What kind of zombies are these?

She got out of the house, meanwhile Andres just sat on the couch with a blank look on his face, but deep down he was seething in rage.

Andres:

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Carmen looked up at the roof from afar just confused at the zombies who placed the shrink ray. Andres then busted out of the door and began screaming like he was the Hulk.

Andres: NO ONE INTERRUPTS MY SPANISH FOOTBALL MATCH AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!

He looked up to see the zombies, he grabbed onto the ladder and began climbing, the zombies noticed and they tried to shake him off but he kept going without a care in the world.

One of the zombies tried to go down, only for the zombie to get decapitated and thrown down the ground to die.

Carmen: Note to self, never interrupt a football match that has Spain in it. I better get up there!

She ran to climb the ladder to help Andres.

The scene changed back to Lionel and Marik who were still brawling on the ground. Meanwhile Salah used his gun and fired at Steve who dodged every bullet with ease.

Steve grabbed a trash can lid and tossed it at Salah which smacked his gun off.

Salah: Not bad gang!

Steve: I went to zombie boot camp for crying out loud!

Lionel then kicked Marik off and tried to reach the remote and grabbed a hold of it.

Lionel: Gotcha!

Marik then pulled Lionel by the pants and he pulled them them, exposing the latter's underwear.

Marik: Ha! You stupid-

He also saw an additional thing...a lion tail.

Marik: What kind of Care Bears bullshit is this?! You have a tail? What even are you!?

Lionel turned around and from his hair he exposed his lion ears.

Lionel: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE THATS WHAT!!

He then grabbed and Marik and headbutts him as the two began another scuffle.

Salah: I gotta get that remote!

He was about to grab it only for Steve to trip him.

Steve: Get tripped mate! Now to-

The remote was then stepped on and destroyed, the foot belonged to Joe Bastianich.

Salah/Lionel: Joe!

Marik: NOOOOO!!!

Joe pulled out a walkie talkie.

Joe: Innocence, we got Code Red.

Despite the fact the remote got destroyed, the shrink ray was about to be fired.

Marik: Ha! Too late motherfuckers!

Andres got up the roof and he repeatedly punched the shrink ray but he was tackled down by Tugboat.

Tugboat: Tugboat!

Carmen arrived and kicked Tugboat off the roof as she punched a zombie next to her.

Carmen: You ok?

Andres: I'll be fine as long as we get the antenna back!

Carmen: That thing is about to hit the moon, quick where's the-

Suddenly the shrink ray powered down, the duo turned to see NMI who got out of it.

NMI: And that's one shrink ray down.

Carmen: So you disabled it.

NMI: Yup, do the honors kiddies.

Andres got up and pushed off the shrink ray off the roof, smashing the ground and scattering into pieces.

Marik: MY SHRINK RAY!! The moon was close to my reach you-

He was cut off by Lionel who punched him in the face knocking Marik to the ground.

Lionel: Get lost pal!

Marik got up and began running away.

Marik: RETREAT!!

Tugboat and the zombies began running, Steve stayed back as he looks at Salah.

Steve: Hey kid, here's my Instagram so we can chat and chill about basketball.

He gave Salah his username before dipping, he entered the magic school bus as it began driving away, not before Marik popped out of the window.

Marik: YOU BINKY BOYS WILL PAY DEARLY!!

The bud disappeared.

Joe: Ok who the hell was that?

Lionel: Some dickweed named Marik.

Salah: And tried to shrink the moon.

Joe: Don't worry NMI hacked and disabled the ray.

Then NMI grabbed the torn off antenna and placed it back to its original position and fixed it instantly.

NMI: And the cable's back baby!

Andres: THE MATCH IS BACK ON!

He grabbed Carmen and quickly climbed down the ladder to go back to the match.

Joe: Ok whoever that vandal is, he is banned from entering the park and I'll throw a law suit at his face for destruction of private property. Now come on, help me get rid of this junk, and pull your pants back on Lionel.

Lionel puts his pants back on as he and Salah went to help Joe get rid of the shrink ray.

The scene changed back to Marik who was seething over his loss against the park crew.

Marik: Curses, my pan may have foiled once but next time I'll stop at nothing taking over Florida. I'll become the greatest pharoah!

He then turned to the pictures of Lionel, Andres, Carmen, Salah, Joe and NMI.

Marik: We shall meet again, kiddies.

He threw a knife that hit Lionel's picture as he laughed.

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The End

OK guys, this was chapter 3.

Peace out!