Hi Scrubber Town and Dark Park readers (Dr Una told us to be inclusive) we have a new dentist and guess what people, she's none other than Dr Wun Sun's little sister, Dr Wun Tu.  She's moved into Dr Randy Abels' old surgery. Remember Dr Randy, who was Dr Una and Dr Ina's older brother? The poor bloke flew down to Antarctica on a sightseeing trip and crashed into a whacking great volcano. The volcano didn't explode, but the plane did and everyone died.

Anyway, Dr Wun Tu has had the surgery painted pink and there are travel posters on the walls instead of the previous Elvis ones.

Dr Una was really pissed off with Dr Wun Tu, cos she threw out the old posters and she knew that Dr Una was Dr Randy's sister and that she wanted to keep them. When Dr Una confronted Dr Wun Tu about them, Dr Wun Tu said

They old and dusty. They horrible. I throw out.

So there's one patient that Dr Wun Tu has managed to lose.

Our new dentist also didn't like Scrubber Town customers being able to peer into the surgery while she works and she's put up a bamboo screen, so people can't see in anymore. Dr Randy used to draw quite a crowd of people who were curious to see patients thrashing about, because Dr Randy didn't give enough anaesthetic.

They sticky beaks, she said and I not let them see.

There have been mutterings from the locals saying;

Wonder what she's trying to hide, and,  she isn't nearly as nice as her brother.

Those comments usually come from women, who Stace reckons are jealous. Dr Wun Tu, like her brother Dr Wun Sun, is very pretty. No we don't mean that Dr Wun Sun was pretty, but he was a really hot looking bloke and all the women fancied him, including us. We don't fancy Dr Wun Tu, but most of the men here do. You can almost see their tongues hanging out as Dr Wun Tu walks into work in the morning, in her cute short dresses and jaunty ponytail. Dr Una also taught us the jaunty word.

We must say that we like her style and I asked her where she bought her clothes.

I buy in Singapore, she told me. I have practice there before I come here. Singapore very good for shopping for small girl. You probably not find anything to fit you if you go there, you too big.

I felt depressed for a week.

Here's what Dr Wun Tu does; goes on international shopping sprees when she tires of her clothes. Nice to be some people.

Dr Una tried to tell me not to take it to heart, that many Aussie girls are bigger built than their Asian sisters. She added that Dr Wun Tu wasn't trying to be mean, she's just very direct.

Maybe, Dr Una but it's all right for you. You don't have an image to keep up. No one cares if you look daggy and fat, cos you're old. Dr Una just rolled her eyes.

I've heard from Kylee in security that Dr Wun Tu goes to Singapore for shopping sprees when she gets tired of her clothes. That must be nice. Geez, how the other half live. Maybe in another life, Stace and I could be dentists.

Practically all the men in Scrubber Town and Dark Park are making appointments with Dr Wun Tu, even the ones who are totally freaked out by just the idea of seeing a dentist. Ken from security told us that he nearly wets himself when he has to visit the dentist.

Certainly, no men were lining up to see Randy Abels, but then hardly any women were either. Maybe it's a good thing that Dr Randy died, or he might have come back and gone out of business. Stace said that's a bit mean. I suppose so.

Dr Wun Tu has employed a male dental nurse, Simon or Si Bligh, Guy Bligh's brother. Guy of course is the drummer with the Raving Lunatics Band. Si is also a hottie and looks a lot like his brother. Whitney, our friend, got really excited when she discovered that Guy had a brother. And throught if she became friends with him, it would be a way to get closer to Guy who she idolises and she even has a tattoo on her upper arm with a heart and an arrow through it with the letters W and G.

We told her to forget being friends with Si, besides which, he's gay.

She countered with But gay blokes make really good besties and you can even flirt with them and go to parties and stuff together.

Yeah, Whit, but you're really only interested in Guy, but go ahead and make an idiot of yourself if you want. We're not stopping you.

Nevertheless, she plans on making an appointment with Dr Wun Tu today.

We think Dr Wun Tu will have lots of patients, male and female. There will be those to want to look at her and others who want to look at Si.

Hopefully Si Bligh doesn't look like this.

PS Whit did pay a visit to Dr Wun Tu yesterday, but alas for her, Si was off sick; she actually asked would you believe, and some stuck-up chick from Beauvais Heights was filling in. Whit was disgusted and to add insult to injury, she had two big fillings done and now she hasn't got any money, she tells us.

Don't look at us Whit, we haven't either. Only people like Dr Wun Tu have lots of money.

Luv youse always

Lacey and Stacey. xxx