I'll probably have these more organized at some point, but for now this is what we have. Newer ones will be at the top! I also will put ones I am told by you guys up!

Also, TW for the entire book: Gross, disturbing, and possibly frightening, SA mention

- Spiders can't chew. They instead inject an acid into their prey and suck on the mushy remains.

- Sea turtles have been know to try and rape humans.

- Spiders don't have muscles. Blood pressure powers their limbs. This is why the curl up when they die.

- Most wild koalas have STD's, more specifically, Chlamydia. This means that if you were to touch their pee, you would too.

- Koalas will eat nothing but Eucalyptus leaves, which are toxic and make them very sick. In a room of possible food, if there aren't the leaves, they will starve.

- Koalas also have basically built in helmets because they fall out of trees so often. And guess what, they can't get back into the trees. They die down there anyway.

- Turkey vultures will vomit up there food to get away. This provides a distraction and makes them lighter and faster. If you didn't know, they eat feces, putrid flesh, and dead, rotting animals. Imagine having that dinner thrown up in your face.

- When chimps go to celebrate after winning a territorial dispute, they will eat their enemies dead young.

- Some young elephants have tipped over rhinos and stomped them to death

- A single puffer fish has enough poison in it to kill 30 people

- When a panda gives birth to twins, she will take her favorite and leave the other to die

- Cats and dogs will eat their owners trying to get them to wake up. Soft licking turns to full on chomping. This has happens to dead, paralyzed, and asleep people (with nerve damage. Her cat ate one of her toes.)

- When male lions take over a pride, all the cubs are executed.

- Sheep wool never stops growing. If left untrimmed, the animal will topple over and die of starvation.

- Moose eyesight is so terrible, they have been found having sex with cars. A lot.

- Praying Mantis's arms can strike 10x faster than we can blink

- Male ducks have been spotted having sex with a female corpse for more than an hour.

- Duck rape is so common, female's vaginas have developed a way to flip over to the male duck's penis can't get in.

- Sea otters can get so violent during (usually forced) sexual interactions with female otters, otter pups and baby seals that the victims will die from trauma. The otter will continue to rape the corpses for up to a week after.

- Fulmar chicks have been know to, when threatened, vomit a sticky, orange oil at predators that glues their wings together, When the predator tries to wash off in the ocean, it finds it's lost it's buoyancy and drowns.

- A cow is 22x more likely to kill you than a shark

- If you were to swallow any brain eating ameobas, which usually reside in unfiltered/still fresh water, you would die whiting the week and there would be nothing you could do about it. (An amoeba is an animal, so it counts.)

- Dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of an animal screaming.

- And octopus is so flexible it can go through your mouth and come out your butthole