Long, Long, Long chapter ahead.

Most of the songs in here are of submission from BelieverChick1, so, thank you very much for the songs, and also your patience with my lack of updates, and this chapter is unnoficially dedicated to you! (it would be officially, but technically I can't do it on the mobile app.)

Alright, on with it, then.

My POV

I teleport my self to Dragon's Edge, smiling in excitement. I appear at the dome, noticing it is currently about an hour to sunrise, so, I decide, time to get to work.

I quietly open the dome and walk in, closing it behind me. I look around the dull lighted place.
"Alright...what to do first?" I wonder outloud, pulling my remote out. I decide to start with the stage. I make it decently sized, with stairs on both sides. Small yellow lights are on either side of each step, and the front outline of the stage as well. Next I add the red velvet curtains, which are drawn to the sides with silver ribbons. The back curtain is different though. It's black, with a white strike class symbol in the centre. After that, I set up several spot lights (positioned on the roof) and point them at the stage, focusing on the centre. Hanging off the stage, I have a small poster. (It's in the pic at the media section)

It features a darkened and mysterious Hiccup, and the words "Rider Rally Singing Competition" as well as a strike class symbol.

Next, I make a red carpet down the middle of the Dome's floor, the same yellow lights lining either side of it. On either side of the isle I do four rows of black soft chairs, all with cup and food holders. I have about six rows of free space in front of them, in case people wanna move up close or whatever.

Then I put some speakers on either side of the stage, and rig up a microphone, which is on a stand that has yellow lights wrapping around it. I put a chair off to the side of it, so if people wanna sit and sing, they can. I then spawn a cool looking guitar, some posters around the place (the rider rally thing), some coloured lights that rome the crowd, a Night Fury silhouette in the centre, and there all a mix of colours. For example, red with a black Night Fury, blue with a black Night Fury, orange with a white Night Fury, and more. I rig up a computer to the speakers, getting the tracks ready to play. I add some finishing touches by spawning popcorn, drinks, and mutton at each seat.
I go through a mental checklist. "There's gotta be something I'm forgetting." I mutter once I finish.

"THE POEPLE!" I exclaim, face palming. I open the dome, and am met with a soft light. It's sunrise. Okay, so I guess I got a big preoccupied with that poster.

A shape in the sky catches my attention, and I realise it's Hiccup and Toothless, out for a morning flight. Or, rather, just finishing.

I cup both hands to my mouth and yell, "HICCUP, TOOTHLESS!" as loud as I possibly can. I watch the shape pause, and change directions. A few seconds later, and Hiccup lands Toothless in front of me.

"Hey." he greets, sliding off the familiar Night Fury.
"Hey. Nice flight?" I reply, and he nods with a smile. I notice he's still in the clothes he was dared to wear last time (jeans, red shirt, black hoodie), except he's wearing his usual prosthetic and boot. I raise my eyebrows in question.
"Yeah...they won't come off." A new voice tells me in a deadpan voice, and I turn to see Astrid land Stormfly to the left. She jumps off, dressed in the leggings, blue shirt, and red jacket I had made her.
I wince. I'll have to fix that.
"The only things we can do is change our hair and our shoes." Fishlegs adds, walking up to us with Meatlug by his side, and a pile of rocks in his arms.

"It was really weird! And what's worse, My dad came to visit! It was hard to explain. We eventually told him we were trying out different looks." Hiccup explains.
"Heh. He gave you guys the strangest look!" Heather laughs, touching down on Windshear on top of the dome. She's dressed normally, cause she wasn't here last time.

"Where are the others?" I ask curiously.
"Twins are on patrol, Snotlout is being lazy." Astrid replies casually. I nod in acknowledgment.
"So, to what do we owe the pleasure? Besides, possibly getting us out of these clothes?" Hiccup asks casually, hands in his pockets.
"Well," I begin, just as a familiar Zippleback drops down to my right, riders dressed in their detective clothes..looking suspiciously smug. "Remember what I said about having your singing voices ready?" I ask, choosing to ignore the twins' looks, receiving reluctant nods.

"Well, good news! You're gonna be singing!" I tell them, receiving groans.
"I'm guessing, as usual, we don't get a choice in the matter." Ruffnut complains, and I grin.
"You guessed correctly."

"Fine! But if we have to suffer, we ALL are!" Astrid gives in.
"who's not suffering about what?" Snotlout mumbles tiredly, walking into view with Hookfang following, looking as smug as the twins.
"All shall be revealed!" I chuckle mock-evilly, and pull the lever to slowly open the dome as they all gather around.

The some opens to reveal the stage show/cinema like setting I've made. I step to the side and watch their reactions.
"Whoa.." they mutter.
"How'd you fit this all in here?!" Astrid wonders.
"It's a secret." I shrug. I'm bullshiting, I actually have no idea how it fitted.

"Hey! How come he get's to be on the poster!" Snotlout complains, pointing to the poster, and then Hiccup, who looks surprised.
"Is that really me?!" Hiccup asks, receiving a nod of affirmation.

"I also made another poster!" I add and hold it up.

"Not bad!" Astrid comments and I grin, knowing it only took me like three minutes to do.
"Okay, while I make some finishing adjustments, you guys go into your dressing rooms and get changed into the clothes laid out for you." I tell them, nodding at the seven small dressing rooms spontaneously set up to the far right. They reluctantly move into them--the doors have their dragons class on it, while the Twins' also have a picture of chicken (🐣) the animal for Tuffnut, and a picture of chicken (🍗) the food for Ruffnut. I'm not gonna lie—Tuff gave me a disproving look when he saw Ruff's logo, to which I just chuckled. While they're in there I spawn the dragons some rock beds by their riders seats (marked the same way as their dressing rooms).

So basically the front row seats, about five on either side of the isle, are presented for the gang, while the three spare seats I have piled with extra food and musical instruments. As a final touch, I spawn some random Vikings to sit in the three rows behind. I make sure they won't get up, though, and I may or may not have brainwashed them a little so they won't panic. I give them all some food to keep them quiet, while I double check the speakers and tech and all that stuff. I smile at the dragons as I walk past, and chuck them all a fish (or a rock).

I walk up to the microphone and tap it, receiving a little feedback, to which I wince. There are speakers everywhere, including the changing rooms so everyone will hear me. I clear my throat.
"HEY GUYS! I'M SOPHIE! YOUR HOST! Listen gang, I want you all to get changed into what is there, and style your hair the way the picture on the back of your door shows you! Stay where you are, (Astrid: *frustrated* I have to wear this?!) (Snotlout: what kind of fashion is this?!) until I yell at ya and direct you out to the stage, where you will introduce yourself to our audience, (Astrid: *dissapointed and complaining* We have an audience?!) and then will take a seat. Don't worry about the songs, they're gonna come into your head any moment now! Any questions?!"
"Yeah, uh, just one!" Hiccup shouts back. "Do I HAVE to wear this?!"
"Yes. Yes you do!" I reply.
"Why do I suddenly know very..sexual dance moves?!" He adds. I just laugh in response, not answering.
"Is Chicken gonna be here to see this?!" Tuffnut asks, horrified.
To his delight, I respond with a nope.
"Is she on the spit roast instead?!" Ruffnut teases.
"The chicken is not amused, Ruff. Not amused at all."  Tuffnut shouts from his cubicle.
"Yes, The chicken is not amused..becuase it's gonna be my dinner."
"HEY! I will come over there and--"
"Alright, Alright. We all done?!" I interrupt before the twins can start bickering or something.
"Yes." they chorus.
"Still don't understand why I have to wear this." Astrid mutters, yet I still hear her.

"Get over it, Astrid." I hear Ruffnut scold her, and chuckle to myself.
"Yeah! You don't hear us complaining!" Tuffnut adds.
"You'll be complaining in a minute, all right!" Astrid threats.
"Would you all just shut up and get out here?!" I shout into the mic, receiving feedback.
I get some sarcastic remarks and some threats, but all the doors open, and one by one, they step out into a line, pausing to admire each other (or feel scared/disgusted).

Astrid is wearing a beautiful rose red dress, it is thigh length (Hiccup may or may not of been checking out her legs ;) hehe) and furs out slightly towards the bottom. It's thin shoulder straps are hidden from view, as over the dress there is a silver wolfsin sleeveless vest and it has a hood. Her hair is styled into a half up half down style, with blue clips pinning the front back. Astrid is somehow managing to walk in black heels, that aren't too high but aren't too short.

Snotlout...well, he's an interesting one. (Everyone laughed at him) He is dressed in a giant brown and red T-rex suit, his unimpreseed face visible in it's open mouth. The dinosour has on a black top hat with a golden ribbon around it, and it's right arm it carries a staff, also decorated in the golden ribbon. You can't see much that has changed on him, but to be fair Snotlout does have on a decent pair of sunglasses.

Ruffnut is actually looking girlish for once, as she stands the in a emerald green dress that doesn't poof out or anything, but does have a sweetheart neckline and silver bling over the breast to waste area (it actually forms a Scauldron). Her hair is in it's usual way, and she has a green cowgirl hat on it (a quick tip from me has it turned around the right way, instead of being back to front). She has on green boots that come up to her mid shin, and strangely enough she carries a whip.

Tuffnut is quite interesting. He is in a sparkly, shape fitting silver tux, with a dark blue undershirt, silver pants, and silver tap shoes. The sparky bit is just a lighter shade of silver, and it matches his sparkly tie (that's right. He tied his OWN tie!). He has a silver pocket fabric handkerchief thingy, with the small, words chicken is my 1 n only printed at the top, because why the heck not?! His hair is up in a man bun, and he has on a silver sparkly hat to go with it. He also star shaped glasses, the rims silver and lenses transparent. He is holding a random banana, that actually goes with his costume because it has dark blue and silver sparkles on the side of it spelling out Tuff is boss, the dot above the 'i' a star. He looks to be liking the outfit, but is still confused about the banana and what it is.

Next is Fishlegs. He is currently rocking a red and white open flannel shirt, black pants, a black shirt underneath that is blank apart from the image of a white microphone that has words around it in red and blue writing, such as perform, sing, crowds or music. He has on black sneakers, and a red flat cap on that has a golden star as it's image. He has a plushie of meatlug with him, that is, for some reason, glued on his left shoulder like a parrot. He seems very confused about the clothes, but is too busy to care as he ponders on the materials that make up the plushie.

Heather, now, her clothing is interesting. She's got on black demin shorts, a black and gold stylish off the shoulder top, with a black jacket tied around her waost, and her hair in a loose bun, a red headband also in place. Her shoes are flats, and are black. She has a small, as in fit-in-your-hand kind of small, model of a sword chained to her left side of her shorts, and it dangles down to half of the top half of her thigh. She seems to be quite confused of the costume, and is fiddling with the small sword.

By now you most be wondering about Hiccup, and that he's wearing. He is the last to walk out, and let's just say, Astrid's eyes may be permanently fixated on his shape. He has on black jeans with a red Night Fury wrapped around his right leg, it's head resting halfway up his thigh and tail ending at the ankle, with the signature single tail fin of course. He has on a black belt, with a belt buckle of a silver strike class symbol. He has a different prosthetic on, too. This one is much like his usual one, but it is black so blends in with the jeans and the actual metal piece itself is a shiny black to match the black boot he has on. He has on a plain light grey shirt that fits his frame well (showing off some hidden muscles, Astrid notices), and also he has a black leather unzipped jacket on, and a spin from him reviewing a giant silver Night Fury on the back, starting at the shoulders and ending at the bottom of the jacket. It is curled up sort of, but it's wings are unfurled and to has green piercing eyes looking back at you. Hiccup's hair is basically the same, except that the braids in it have little black Night Fury pins in them.

"Wow!" Astrid murmurs, examining him.
"Too much Night Fury." Snotlout grumbles from within the dinosaur costume, jealous of how good Hiccup looks.
"You can never have too much Night Fury!" Hiccup exclaims cheerfully as Toothless comes up. "Right bud?" He scratches his dragons chin, producing a blissful purr.
"You can never have too much Hiccup." Astrid mutters with a dreamy look on her face, causing hiccup to blush, hearing it. Astrid's eyes widen.
"I said that out loud, didn't I!" She exclaims, burrying her face in her hands. Hiccup just chuckles and gently pries her hands away, whispering about wanting to see that beautiful face, or something adorable like that.
"What's with..Er, that?" Fishlegs asks, gesturing to Tuffnut and his banana, who just shrugs.
"I don't know." He mumbles, shaking it above his head and not getting a result.

"It's called a banana." I explain into the mic, making them jump, having forgotten about me. Hiccstrid jump away from staring into each other's eyes, Fishlegs stops trying to pull the plushie off his shoulders, Tuffnut pulls the banana out of his ear, Ruffnut sheepishly drops her spear from nearly hitting her brother and steps away, Heather stops adjusting her head ban, and Snotlout appears to be giving up on trying to reach things with his short arms.

"Now, walk up to stage and join me, Yes?" I say to them, as they all start to shuffle up towards the stage, mumbling amongst themselves (Heather and Fishlegs), pushing or shoving (the twins and Snotlout), or staying in an awkward silence (Hiccstrid).

I wait until there all in a line to my left, and turn away from the mic slightly as I dress them. I grin at them.
"Welcome everyone!" I cheer into the mic. The crowd of Vikings whoop and clap but I speak over them so they quiet down. "Welcome, to our very own Rider Rally Singing Competition!" this time I let the crowd cheer loudly. The riders all smile awkwardly.

"Spotlights!'' I exclaim, and for once, something I've made is working, and the spotlights shine down individually onto the riders, varying in colour.
"From left to right, " I begin in a theatrical voice cause why not, "We have..in the silver light, Heather Oswaldson, who's came all the way from the berserker clan of the Beserk Isles!" I cheer, and Heather, closest to me, gives a sheepish wave as the crowd breaks into applause. I continue. "Next to her, in the orange light, we have the glamorous Ruffnut Thorstan, of the Thorstan clan!" Ruffnut decides to blow a mock kiss to the crowd, and they soak it all up, clapping and cheering.

"Besides her, we have Snotlout Jorgenson, of the Jorgenson clan! Snotlout is sporting the controversial Dinosaur costume while in the brown light!" I announce. Snotlout chooses to show off, and he tries to flex his arm, but the costume won't allow it, and he almost falls over, tail swinging as he tries to balance himself with everyone snickering at him. Luckily everyone manages to dodge the tail, and I continue on. "Here in the baby blue light, we have the fashionable Tuffnut Thorstan, who is currently rocking the tuxedo! He comes from the Thorstan clan, all the way from Berk!" At the end of my sentence, Tuffnut runs forward and shouts in enthusiasm, grinning in excitement and holding the sparkly banana up above his head, which the light catches, and serves as a temporary disco ball that has the crowd going absolutely wild. The crowd eventually came down, and I move on.

"Next to him, we have in the yellow light, Fishlegs Ingerman of the Ingerman clan, who is here to impress," I exclaim, probably enjoying this too much. The crowd cheers, and Fishlegs hides his face in his hands. "Alright, moving on!" I mutter, seeing his embarrassment. "And in the sapphire blue lighting, we also have the lovely Fearless Astrid Hofferson from the Hofferson clan, ready to either blow your mind with her voice, or her axe!" I exclaim probably too cheerfully, and Astrid smirks while testing her axe's weight. Yep, she kept it with her. The crowd goes wild, as you would expect. I give them a few seconds to celebrate before I tap the mic for silence, and move on.

"And finally, in the forest green lighting, we have our, very own, heir to the throne of Berk–Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, ready to dominate!" I exclaim into the mic. Hiccup raises an arm and gives a small wave, other hand in a pocket as he gives that smile of his that sends the crowd into a frenzy. I grin and let the crowd go on for a little while, before I raise both my hands, and the applause and cheering dies down.

"So they are our fabulous people who will not let you down, that's for sure!" I speak into the mic, before pausing to look at the gang. "I'm just gonna ask them now to come down to their seats, while I play this flashy theme song remix thingy!" I exclaim before pressing a button on my remote as they file off stage.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

By the end of it, they're all in their seats. I grin to myself, looking forward to this thing, and clap my hands a few times before speaking into the mic. "Now, while our acts get prepared, we're all gonna watch this rather..interesting dance video. I need to kill two birds with one stone, by the way, so this was also a submitted as a dare. It was originally for hiccup and Astrid to watch it, but I thought why not include everyone?! So here we are!" I finish and step off stage, and turn to watch as a screen rolls down, and a YouTube video titled something along the lines of [mmd] httyd Hiccup and Astrid Canteralla pops up and plays.
"Is that us?!" Astrid asks loudly.
"Oh Thor." Hiccup groans.
"I didn't know Hiccup could dance!" Snotlout exclaims.
"I didn't either." He mutters.
"Come on, guys! Obviously this has been edited!" Fishlegs retorts.
"Thank you, Fishlegs." Hiccup sighs, face berried in his hands.
"Hey, in your defense, you're both pretty good!" Heather comforts them.
They continue to watch in shock, fascinated horror, disbelief, interest, or boredom, until the video is over and the screen rolls back up. I run back on stage, grinning.

"So there we have it! Now, for our first act, we have a song by...Heather! Come on up, girl!" I beam into the mic, and Heather reluctantly moves up onto the stage. I beckon a few Vikings up from the crowd, silently casting a few spells on them that makes them civilised and able to use musical instruments, so they take some positions behind the appropriate instruments. Heather awkwardly takes a position on stage as I leave, heading to my little tech area as I set up the track. I give her the thumbs up nd she nods, swallowing nervously.
"This..This is called better than revenge." Heather speaks into the mic a little nervously, "By uh, someone called Taylor Swift?" she says it as a question, because she has no idea who she is.
She turns and nods to the Viking band, and the drums etc start playing as I press play on the track.

"N-Now––now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.." Heather begins nervously, before nodding to herself with a hard expression.

"Ha, time for a little revenge!
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause (Tuffnut whoops)
She took him faster than you could say sabotage!" by the end of it Heather has slowly gotten into it, so she continues singing, throwing in some sassy moves and all, moving around the stage with the wireless mic in her hand, the silver spotlight following her as the Viking band effortlessly keep up with the pace.

"I never saw it coming, nor would I have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa!" heather sings, getting into it. The crowd is silent at first as they take in her voice, the only thing heard is the music, her voice, and the tap of her shoes on the stage.

"Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends, " Heather shakes her head and her finger in a scolding way, looking at the isle.

"She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha!"

"She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
And, she thinks I'm psycho
'Cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity!"
(Think about what you did) plays in the background, because i'm totally that talented so I worked out how to loop it.

"She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends

She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha!"  Heather throws in some more sassy moves, and for some reason Astrid feels..jealous..when she throws in some type of cheerleader flip.

"I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but I'll always get the last word

Whoa
She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa!" Astrid has decided to go with the odd feelings, and will put her all into her own performance. Of course, she is proud of Heather. She's just feeling a little bit..competitive.

"Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha

And do you still feel like you know what you're doing,
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause (Tuffnut whoops again!)"

"C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say sabotage..." Heather finishes, and stands there, breathless but really proud of herself. The crowd is silent for a second, before they burst into applause. Heather smiles at them and waves, before I beckon her down to her seat, and take up the mic again.
"Heather Oswaldson, everybody!" I shout into the mic, clapping my hands. The crowd goes wild again. "What a great show opener, huh! Next, we have a duet, by the twins!" I whoop, and step off stage. Because of my amazing tech skills, the theme song plays again.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

The twins file up onto the stage (I hand Ruff another mic as she passes), they're soaking in the attention but looking a little nervous. Though, Tuff just seems like "This is the happiest day of my ENTIRE life!" while Ruff looks like "Hey this is awesome and all, but where's the bathroom?!"

They nod to each other, then to the musicians, then to me. So I press play on the track as the band starts playing.
"Uh, so this is called Teach me im a dummy..."

Authors note: okay, so I wasn't about to find the lyrics or the song...sorry. So let's just pretend the twins sung it and sounded amazing.

The twins finish, dragging it the last note because why not, standing side by side with identical grins on their faces, still holding their microphones to their mouths and breathing heavily. The crowd crows wild, clapping and cheering. The twins grin and give bows–well, Ruffnut gives a bow and Tuff blows a kiss to the crowd–and leave the stage. I run up onto the stage, taking Ruffnut's mic on the way and speaking into it.

"The troublemakerz, everybody!" I exclaim, having been begged by them as we passed briefly on their transition from the stage to their best,  to introduce them as that. The crowd goes wild again.
"Great performance by them! Right now, we have Snotlout the dino!" I take the extra mic with me, and run off stage.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

The theme song once again plays as Snotlout struggles out of his seat, and waddles up onto the stage. Snotlout walks up to the mic stand, and grabs the mic...well, tries to. Because his arms are so short in the costume, he fumbles and so he can't grab the mic.

"Hey! I'm—I'm Snotlout!" He exclaims breathlessly into the mic after an amusing battle with the stand. He ended up knocking the stand so the mic falls off, and picking it off the floor. "Uh, I'm gonna sing I'm an idiot by Tom Green..." He adds, before clearing his throat.  "Oh, yeah, and language warning." He adds as a last thought.

I quickly type some stuff into my computer, and press play on the track. The Viking band also gets ready, and Snotlout counts down softly before starting.

"If I was chicken I'd cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck!" Snotlout begins.
"CHICKEN!" Tuffnut gasps, but is soon shut up as Snotlout continues.

"I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more
So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief!"

"Ew." Heather mutters, getting nods of agreement.

"You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot!"
Snotlout has decided to strut around the stage slightly, the best he can as he stands there in his dinosour costume, as he sings.

"That's cause you are an idiot." Astrid grumbles, arms crossed as she looks away.

"If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a cheeta I'm a pain in the ass
I like to drink whiskey like to smoke grass, I drove into a tree just to see shit crash
Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast!"

"What kind of song is this?!" Hiccup wonders, horrified.
"Hey, its kinda nice." Tuff interjects.
"Very Snotlout." Ruff agrees.

"You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot

I went to Batswana to buy some marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa
I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a siesta and ate an enchelada
I went to tahiti got busted for a grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'
Beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'!"

"Is that racist..or discriminative or something?" Fishlegs wonders, receiving clueless shrugs as they continue listening to Snotlout's rather...interesting song.

"You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot

You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot!"

"I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot!" Everyone mockingly claps along to the best.

"I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I like to act out like a fool
I like to act out like a fool
I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot!"

Snotlout waddles back over to the mic stand and stands there, breathless. The crowd cheers for his performance, and watch as he tries to put the mic back on, only just managing.

"Snotlout, everybody!" I exclaim after running up on stage. The crowd cheers again as he leaves, and he gives a self-loving smirk at them. "Now, I don't know about you. But Snotlout just proved that he really is an idiot!" I add, deciding to turn it into a bit of a comedy, and the crowd laughs at my amazing joke thingy.
"I mean, dressed in a ridiculous costume, standing on a stage and singing a song someone else chose for him! And then flirting?! Sheesh. Ratings are low!" I continue, getting some laughs of agreement.

"Alright, Alright. Next...we have Astrid Hofferson!" I chuckle a little at the beginning, then slip off the stage as the theme song, the one i'm sure people will soon be getting sick of, starts playing once again.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

The lights dim, and when they come back into focus with just a single blue spotlight on Astrid—the band in darkness, the music begins as she takes the mic off the stand and takes a deep breath.
"This is Love Story by the incredible artist, Taylor Swift, also with a few changed words.."

She steps to the side slightly, determination taking over her being. I press play on the track, and she begins. (Play video...if you can be bothered scrolling up that far!)

"We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes, and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air..."

"Wow." Hiccup breaths in amazement, eyes wide as he takes in his Valkyrie.
"Why wasn't she this good when we were singing to Garf?" Snotlout asks in the meanwhile.
"Probably because it was a panicky situation." Heather answers.
"Well then you do well under pressure." Fishlegs mumbles. Heather blushes.
"Mwa mwa well you do well under pressure mmm, let me show you just how well fishlegs mmm let's go make wove *smooching noises*" Snotlout mocks to himself, as he pretends to be making out with himself.

"See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know
That you were Hiccup, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said, 'Stay away from Astrid'
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, 'Please don't go!' and I said..."
Hiccup blushes a deep shake of red when his name is mentioned, and so does Astrid, but she continues on nonetheless. Meanwhile i'm smirking as I lean on the wall.
Best sort-of parody ever.

"Hiccup, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say 'Yes' "

"So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while.." by now Astrid has been getting more into it, pouring her heart out into the song and throwing in some sexy dance moves.

'Cause you were Hiccup, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Astrid"
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said.."

"Hiccup, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say "Yes" she makes eye contact with Hiccup as she sings, and both are blushing, but still smiling. Hiccup even has that dreamy look in his eyes. I manage to contain my squeals for everyone else's benefit.

"Hiccup, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say "Yes"

Oh, oh
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said..."

"Hiccup save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said "Marry me Astrid
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say 'Yes'"
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Because we were both young when I first saw...you!"

Astrid trails off and stands there, smiling proudly and slightly out of breath. Silence. Total silence in the dome. And then, Hiccup is the first to cheer and clap, and let's just say Astrid blushes. Then everyone else follows, cheering and clapping loudly.

"Thanks!" Astrid gives a little wave before heading off stage, taking a seat next to Hiccup, who takes her hand with an encouraging grin. She blushes.

"Fearless Astrid Hofferson everybody!" I cheer into the mic. Loud cheering and applause sounds as they praise her again for her performance. "Who knew she could sing that well, huh?!"

"I certainly didn't.." All heads turned and everyone is deadly silent as Dagur stands in the isle, Shattermaster at his side.
"Oh hey! You're here! Good. You're up next, so get changed into these!" I talk quickly into the mic before conversation can start, and I toss a bundle of clothes down to Dagur, who just leaves to get changed with a confused but surprisingly accepting look on his face.

"What exactly is my brother doing here?" Heather asks me.
"Dunno. He just turned up per coincidence, but I do have a song that was submitted for him, so here we go!" I reply, and soon Dagur walks back in, dressed head to toe as a biky.
"Come up on stage, brother!" I mock him slightly, as the song he's gotta sing fills his head. He just shrugs in acceptance and runs towards the stage, taking a running leap to clear the front of it, before standing next to me.

"Couldn't go up the stairs like a normal person, could you?!" I mock him.
"Nah! I'm deranged!" he laughs and I roll my eyes.
"Alright then, prove it!" I exclaim, and give him a little shove towards the mic. I exit the stage.

"Hey everyone! I'm Dagur, and apparently, I'm gonna sing I'm deranged by David Bowie!"

So an orange spotlight shines down on him, and the music starts.
Dagur nods to the band to his left, before beginning.

"Funny how secrets travel
I'd start to believe
If I were to bleed
Thin skies, the man chains his hands held high!"
"hey, he's actually not so bad!" Fishlegs comments with surprise.
"Never saw that coming." Ruff admits.

"Cruise me blond
Cruise me babe
A blond belief beyond, beyond, beyond
No return, no return
I'm deranged
Deranged down, down, down
I'm deranged down, down, down!"

"So cruise me babe, cruise me baby, oh
And the rain sets in
It's the angel-man
I'm deranged
Cruise me, cruise me, cruise me, babe!"

Dagur is throwing in some very..dagur like moves, but he's actually relishishing it all, as he sings the song that was practically made for him.

"The clutch of life
And the fist of love
Over your head
Big deal Salaam
Be real deranged Salaam
Before we reel
I'm deranged
And the rain sets in
It's the angel-man
I'm deranged
And the rain sets in
It's the angel-man
I'm deranged
Cruise me, cruise me, cruise me, babe
I'm deranged
And the rain sets in!"

He finishes, and everyone claps wildly for him. He stands there and takes it in, smirking. He then sets the mic back on the stand, and turns to me as I walk back on stage.
"So, you gonna tell me what's going on here?" He asks me. I pull out my remote.
"Nope. Bye." I exclaim, and zap him with the remote. First, it puts him back into his normal clothes, then it wipes his memory, before teleporting him and Shattermaster back to Beserker Island, where he thinks he dozed off.

"Okay, what's next on the agenda?" I ask myself, mentally ticking off a checklist.
Ah, that's right!
"Next, we have Hiccup, who will be performing two great songs!" I announce into the mic before leaving the stage. On cue, Hiccup groans and sinks in his chair, while his friends cheer him on.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"
The theme some plays, but Hiccup still doesn't budge.
"The last time I sung? In case you can't remember, i'm not going to remind you." is all he provides as an explanation.

Eventually Toothless just grabs him by his collar, lifts him up, and walks him up to the stage, before dropping him harshly into his feet, and leaving back to his rock slab, ready for his riders performance.

Hiccup glares at Toothless, mildly annoyed, but walks to the mic anyway.
"Alright, fine." he waves his arms in annoyance then takes the mic. "I'll start with singing Sexyback by Justin Timberjack." He adds, and I type a few things into my laptop, select the tract etc, and the band prepares. Hiccup takes a deep breath before beginning.

"I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
I think it's special, what's behind your back (yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (yeah)!" The backup (brackets), is from the original some, and is therefore playing in the background. Everything else is Hiccup's doing. The gang sit there, wide eyed in awe, because it appears he apparently sings better every time.

"Dirty babe
You see these shackles, baby
I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.."

"Oh God.." Fishlegs mutters.
"Our very own Hiccup!" Ruffnut adds.
"..is a bad boy." Tuffn't finishes.

"It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Come here, girl (go 'head, be gone with it)
Come to the back (go 'head, be gone with it)
VIP (go 'head, be gone with it)
Drinks on me (go 'head, be gone with it)
You see what you're twerking with (go 'head, be gone with it)
Look at those hips (go 'head, be gone with it)
You make me smile (go 'head, be gone with it)
Go 'head, child (go 'head, be gone with it)"

"And get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on.." by now, he's actually getting into it, and is strutting his stuff around the stage.
Astrid is just in the crowd, blushing because she's never heard him sing like this. Except for that ONE time.

"I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
Them other fuckers don't know how to act (yeah)
Girl, let me make up for all the things you lack (yeah)
Because you're burning up, I got to get it fast (yeah, take it to the bridge)
Dirty babe
You see these shackles, baby
I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way.."

"Come here, girl (go 'head, be gone with it)
Come to the back (go 'head, be gone with it)
Vip (go 'head, be gone with it)
Drinks on me (go 'head, be gone with it)
You see what you're twerking with (go 'head, be gone with it)
Look at those hips (go 'head, be gone with it)
You make me smile (go 'head, be gone with it)
Go 'head, child (go 'head, be gone with it)
And get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on.."

"This is a long song..." I mutter, getting nods of agreement.

"Uh, yeah, I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
You mother fuckers watch how I attack (yeah)
If that's your girl, better watch your back (yeah)
'Cause you're burning up for me, and that's a fact (yeah, take it to the chorus)
Come here, girl (go 'head, be gone with it)
Come to the back (go 'head, be gone with it)
Vip (go 'head, be gone with it)
Drinks on me (go 'head, be gone with it)
You see what you're twerking with (go 'head, be gone with it)
Look at those hips (go 'head, be gone with it)
You make me smile (go 'head, be gone with it)
Go 'head, child (go 'head, be gone with it)
And get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it).."

"Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on (go 'head, be gone with it)
Get your sexy on.."

He finishes the last note, and stands there panting slightly from that very long song. Everyone applause loudly, cheering and clapping for him as he stands there, blushing.

He waits to the applause dies down before speaking into the mic, still red as a tomato. "T-Thank you, everyone..uh, I'm going to..going to sing I'm too sexy by right said fred."
I hold up a hand from my position behind the laptop. "One sec..I wanna play the flashy intro again!" I laugh, pressing a key. "Just to annoy the readers..." I whisper the last part with a mugging grin.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

Once it's finished, Hiccup shoots me a 'Now can I?' look, to which I nod, satisfied, so he begins.

"I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me.."  He begins. I stifle a laugh, he's going a pretty good impression of the original singer.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan.."

"What is it with people saying he's sexy?!" Snotlout complains, crossing his arms.
"It's better than you declaring your sexy." Heather responds.

"I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean!" Hiccup throws in those sexual moves he was complaining about in the change rooms, causing Astrid to blush and everyone else to raise an eyebrow or two.

"And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk!"

"Tush?!" Astrid laughs a little.
"That isn't something you'd expect Hiccup to say." Fishlegs claims.

"I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far!"

"What's a car?" Tuffnut asks.
"Think a cart but with an engine..ugh, never mind." I trail off.

"And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?"

"You haven't got a hat!" Snotlout shouts in jealously, before getting elbowed.

"Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk."

"Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk
Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song!"

He finishes, looking relieved he has, and everyone whoops loudly. "Thanks guys! I'm gonna leave before I die of embarrassment.."  He gives a little wave, flashes that smile that Astrid fell in love with, before scurrying off stage and settling by his dragons side.

"Hiccup Haddock, everybody!" I cheer into the mic, and everyone cheers again. "So far, you've all done a wonderful job singing the songs that my good friend BelieverChick1 requested! We've got a few more songs for you, but we're gonna wrap up the great song suggestions by BelieverChick1, with a final performance from Astrid! Welcome her up, everyone!" I cheer, and everyone whoops. I run off stage, realising I've done a lot of running today.

I also have the theme some play, that's creation was Inspired from a conversation I had with BelieverChick1, by the way, in case I haven't mentioned that. (In case you're wondering, the phrase is taken from the great song Keep It Lit, by Tegan Marie, I just changed some stuff otherwise is and up playing the whole song.)

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

When it's finished, Astrid is on stage. I passed her a little surprise on the way up.
"Hey. I'm gonna be singing Milkshake, by Kelis, I believe." she announces, not holding the mic as she has both hands behind her back. She clears her throat, the band pick up their instruments, and k pres allay on the track.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge!" she begins easily. She then grabs the mic in one hand, and produces what aaa behind her back with the other. On a shield, in several mugs, and a jug, are some stemaing cups of Yak..nog. That's right. Yaknog!

She grins proudly and walks down the stairs, platter in some hand, mic in the other, as she sings.

"I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting." As she finishes, she hits the bottom step. Why she took so long? She pulled some rather..sexual moves. Everyone looks amazed, jealous, or confused. Hiccup's blushing madly. So is she, but you know. Details.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours," she begins at the edge of the group, and walls up, pretending to offer them all one, but as she passes them, they hold their hands up.
"Damn right it's better than yours, " She pauses at Heather, gives her a competitive smirk, before moving on.

"I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge!" finally, she gets to the end of the line, Hiccup, and she Me and over, holding the shield out to him as she sings. He grins at her, and grabs a mug.
"Milady." he toasts, before she grins at him and turns back around with a sway of her hips. Being the kind boyfriend he is, he takes a sip, before discreetly giving the rest to Toothless, who laps it up greedily.

"I can see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting!" By now she's danced her way up onto stage, taking extra care to dump all the rest of the Yaknog on top of Snotlout, who whimoers but the is the gods he's still in the dinosoir suit.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge!"  She sings sassily as she throws in some moves (hair flip, 'slut drop' etc.)

"Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes'll squint
Then he's picked up your scent!"

"La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge!" she finishes, grinning the whole time, but also blushing a little. The audience bursts into applause.
"Thank you!" she speaks swifoty into the mic before putting it back and stepping off stage, putting the shield and memory cups and mug under her seat. I run onto stage and grab the mic.

"Woo! Well done everyone! That was Astrid Hofferson with Millshake! Which raps up the last of the requests from BelieverChick1, so every song so far performed was from her! They've been great! Really great!" I pause to let them all cheer. "Now, to wrap this thing up, we have a few more songs. First up, Snotlout!" I cheer into the mic, about to walk away, but Snotlout talks first.

"Can I just ask me thing? Yeah, well i'm gonna. Is that intro thing gonna be playing still?" He asks me. I grin.
"You betcha!" I grin, grabbing my remote and hovering my finger over a button.
"Aww, but—" he's cut off, when I press the button.
"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

Snotlout gets the memo and begrudgingly trudges up to the stage, still in the Yaknog covered dino suit. To make it easier, I hand him a mic so he doesn't have to battle the stand again, before resuming my position in my tech area.

"Hey. I'm the Snotman!" He tries to sound sexy. He fails. "I'm gonna be singing What About me." he explains. "By Shannon Noll."

Then, he counts down, missing a few numbers, and I'm confused about he can mess up a 3 to 1 countdown, then begins.

"Well there's a little boy waiting at the counter of the corner shop
He's been waiting down there, waiting half the day,
They never ever see him from the top
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground,
He gets to his feet and he says.."
I swear this song was made for him. Heh.
Everyone is really surprised because he sounds, actually, not bad. Not bad at all.

"What about me? It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I want to live
But you just take more than you give!"
"Okay. Who knew he could sing like this?!" Astrid asks, shocked. Everyone shrugs.

"Well, there's a pretty girl serving at the counter of the corner shop
She's been waiting back there, waiting for a dream,
Her dreams walk in and out, they never stop
Well, she's not too proud, to cry out loud
She runs to the street and she screams
What about me? It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I want to live
But you just take more than you give
More than you give!"

"Take a step back and see the little people
They might be young, but they're the ones that make the big people big
So listen as they whisper:
"What about me?"
And now I'm standing on the corner, all the world's gone home
Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved
And I'm feeling cold and alone
I guess I'm lucky, I smile a lot
But sometimes I wish for more than I've got!"

"What about me? It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I want to live
But you just take more than you give
What about me?
What about me?
What about....me?" He finishes, and everyone vuretd into applause, some even whistling sharply. He takes a bow, soaking it hp, before jogging off stage and to his sest.

"Snotlout Jorgenson, everybody!" I cheer, running to the mic. Everyone cheers again. "Now, for our next performance, can we please welcome Tuffnut Thorstan up to stage?!"

The theme song plays once again, but I don't bother to write down the words cause this chapters long enough. *forth wall shatters*

"This is Geronimo by Sheepard!" Tuffnut almost screams into the mic, before picking up a guitar. "Heather, wanna be my back up?" He adds, and she nods, grabbing a mic and running up to his side.
He nods his head to the band, and they, including Tuffnut, begin. Tuffnut taps his foot a few times before strumming.

"Can you feel it?
Now it's coming back we can steal it
If we bridge this gap
I can see you
Through the curtains of the waterfall!"

"Whoa! He can sing?!" Hiccup gasps. Everyone else eyes and mouths are wide open, as they stare at their friend effortlessly singing. His banana lays forgotten on his seat.

"When I lost it
Yeah you held my hand
But I tossed it
Didn't understand
You were waiting
As I dove into the waterfall!"

A small pause as Tuffnut strums. Everyone's getting into the song, listening eagerly. Tuffnut then steps forward, jumping as he plays and sings.

"So say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!"

He stops jumping, and sings into the mic, tapping his feet. Heather stos forward, and raises her mic.
"He's good!" Astrid whispers.

"Can you feel my love?
"Bombs away
Bombs away
Bombs away
Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love?" Heather and he sing the bombs away together, he sings all of it but the 'my love's, instead Heather sings them.
"She's good too!" Fishlegs compliments. She hears him, and blushes. Snotlout rolls his eyes.

"Bombs away
Bombs away
Bombs away!" Heather sings alone.

"Say Geronimo!
Well we rushed it
Moving away too fast
That we crushed it
But it's in the past
We can make this leap
Through the curtains of the waterfall!" Tuff sings. Everyone's clapping to the beat now.

Tuffnut grins, then starts jumping again, barely able to contain himself as the lights all flash blue, green and red around him and the crowd.

"So say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!"

"Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love?
Bombs away
Bombs away
Bombs away!" Heather still sings the backup as Tuff sings everything else, but I've also started looping it, including the Geronimo's, so that'll play at the same time.

Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love?
Bombs away
Bombs away
Bombs away!"

"Well I'm just a boy
With a broken toy
All lost and coy
(At the curtains of the waterfall)
So it's here I stand
As a broken man
But I've found my friend
At the curtains of the waterfall!" He stands still as he and Heather sing, Heather joining in for the 'At the curtains of the waterfall's.

"Now I'm falling down
Through the crashing sound
And you've come around
At the curtains of the waterfall
And you rushed to me
And it sets us free
So I fall to my knees
(At the curtains of your waterfall)!"

A pause. Tuffnut backs up, before jumping high, and then playing again a soon as he hits the ground.

"So say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!" Everyone is singing along with him now loudly, pumping fists into the air. Even the dragons look excited.

"Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!"

"Bombs away
Bombs away
Bombs away (Say Geronimo!)
Say Geronimo!

"Make this leap
Make this leap
Make this leap
Make this leap
Can you feel my love?!"

He finishes, and plays the last notes of the song. Everyone whoops, claps, cheers, and whistles loudly. He grins, blows a kiss which confuses the audience, before waving and running off the stage, still full of energy. Heather just smiles at the crowd and walks off like a civilised person.

I run to the mic. "Tuffnut Thorstan with the help of Heather everybody!" I exclaim, and applause sounds again. "Grest performance. We'll now have Astrid Hofferson with her last performance!" I exclaim.

The theme some plays.
"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

"Alright, guys!" Astrid speaks into the mic, gripping the guitar Tuff left, and dragging over the stool I'd made appear earlier.
"I'm going to be singing Ours, by Taylor Swift!" she adds as she did on it, and nods subtly at the band. She was her foot a few times, then begins playing as she sings.

"Elevator buttons and morning air,
Stranger's silence makes me want to take the stairs,
If you were here we'd laugh about their vacant stares,
But right now,
My time is theirs." she begins, Hiccup isgrinning widely and listening to every note she sings like his life hangs on the line. The gang are still surprised she can sing. She's already smiling as she sings.

"Seems like there's always
Someone who disapproves,
They'll judge it like they know about me and you,
And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do,
The jury's out,
And my choice is you." she winks at Hiccup. He smiles and blushes.

"So don't you worry your pretty little mind,
People throw rocks at things that shine,
And life makes love look hard,
The stakes are high,
The waters rough,
But this love is ours!" She sings, grinning as she plays the guitar like she's been playing it for forty years.

"You never know what people have up their sleeves,
Ghosts from your past gonna jump out at me,
Lurking in the shadows with their lip gloss smiles,
But I don't care,
'Cause right now you're mine!" She makes eye contact with Hiccup, and they share a smile.

"Hiccstrid is sailing!" no, not me. Not heather. But Tuffnut! TUFFNUT!

"And you say,
don't you worry your pretty little mind,
People throw rocks at things that shine,
And life makes love look hard!"

"The stakes are high,
The water's rough,
But this love is ours!"

"And it's not theirs to speculate,
If it's wrong and,
Your hands are tough but they are where,
My belong in,
I'll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you..."
She strums for a few seconds, before beginning again.

'Cause I love the gap between your teeth,
And I love the riddles that you speak,
And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored,
'Cause my heart is yours.

So don't you worry your pretty little mind,
People throw rocks at things that shine,
And life makes love look hard,

And don't you worry your pretty little mind,
People throw rocks at things that shine,
But they can't take what's ours,
They can't take what's ours!"

"The stakes are high,
*strum*
The water's rough,
*strum*
But this love is...ours!" She strums a few more notes, before they fade to nothing. The crowd burst into applause, and she smiles, standing up and placing the guitar down.
"Thanks everybody!" She exclaims into the mic, before jogging off stage with a huge proud grin on her face. Hiccup greets her with a kiss and a hug, and they're both smiling in pure contentness.

"ASTRID FUCKIN' HOFFERSON EVERYBODY!" I shout into the mic enthusiastically. The crowd whoops loudly, and I give them a few seconds before speaking again, this time quieter. "Our final performance is by Hiccup Haddock!" I add, and leave the state as the theme some plays.

When it's finished, Hiccup is in position. The stage lights are low, with a single golden spotlight on him. He looks up, mic in hand.

"Hey! I'm gonna be singing I will wait, for my final song." He informs everyone. "At least this one has nothing about me being 'sexy'." He adds quite, but we still hear it.
"Don't deny what you know is true!" I tease him, and he just rolls his eyes, before beginning the song, also picking up a banjo (to me the following some does sound like it has a banjo in it).

"Well I came home
Like a stone
And I fell heavy into your arms, "
"Interesting style."  Fishlegs compliments.
"Yeah, I mean all we've heard him sing is stuff about being sexy, so fair enough." Astrid adds.

"These days of dust
Which we've known
Will blow away with this new sun!"

"Doesn't seem very 'Hiccupy'." Heather mumbles.
"Yeah, seems like Sophie got lazy when it came to his last song choice!" Astrid teases me. I shrug.
"Gimme a break! I needed to get this chapter out!" I reply, crossing my arms. "And, It's not that bad of a song! I like it!"

"But I'll kneel down
Wait for now
And I'll kneel down
Know my ground!"
"I mean, he's pretty good." Ruffnut mutters.
"Who knew he had it in him, huh?" Tuffnut asks.

"And I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you!"

"I guess it symbolises his loyalty and patience, though." Heather comments.
"Yeah, apart from when it comes to Viggo. He's not patient then." Tuffnut adds and chuckles.

"So break my step
And relent
You forgave and I won't forget!"

"He's good with that instrument!" Astrid admits.
"It's called a banjo." I tell her.
"Your time is weird." She mutters.
"So is yours: you have dragons." I deadpann. "Awesome, though." I add with a grin.

"Know what we've seen
And him with less
Now in some way
Shake the excess!"

"Cause I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you!"

"I'll admit, it's catchy, in it's own way!" Astrid decides, receiving nods of agreement.

"Now I'll be bold
As well as strong
And use my head alongside my heart!"
"That's what he does already. He's a very strategic, but he also thinks will his heart." Astrid admits, a far-off look in her eyes and I smile.

"So take my flesh
And fix my eyes
A tethered mind free from the lies!"

"And I'll kneel down
Wait for now
I'll kneel down
Know my ground. Woo!"

There's a pause where he plays for a little bit, dancing around the stage a little bit, kind of like Tuffnut but less jumpy and more controlled, before he comes back to the mic and continues.

"Raise my hands
Paint my spirit gold
And bow my head
Feel my heart slow!"

"That reminds me of the bonding moment between Hiccup and Toothless." I exclaim.
"The hand thing?" Fishlegs asks. I nod.
"Yeah!" I respond.

"'Cause I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you
And I will wait, I will wait for you!"

He finishes, and everyone bursts into cheers, whooping and hollaring as they clap like mad. Hiccup smiles, and takes a bow to the crowd, before speaking into the mic.

"Thank you so much everybody! You've been awesome!" He cheers, and I run up on stage to join him, beckoning him to stay as I clutch the spare microphone.

"Hiccup Haddock everybody!" I shout into the mic, pointing at him, producing more whoops. "Now i'm gonna have everyone up onto the stage who's performed!" I add, and they quickly move up. I get them to line up across the stage, a single spotlight on each of them, while I stay at the stand. Let's just say a disaster almost happened with Snotloutmand his dino costume.

"Let's give one last round of applause to our performers, everyone!" I exclaim, and the crowd claps respectively, with me joining in as well. "From left to right, Fearless Astrid Hofferson, Hiccup Haddock the Third, Tuffnut Lovern Thorstan, (please tell me I spelt his middle name right...), Ruffnut Scauldy-lovin Thorstan, Snotlout Dino Jorgenson, Fishlegs Ingerman, and last but not least, Heather Oswaldson!" I add, everyone waving, grinding, or bowing when their name is called.
"Take a bow, everyone, then head backstage!" I speak into the mic, and they all join hands, bowing like they do in the theatre, and the crowd goes crazy, while I stand and watch like a proud parent.

Then, they all run off stage, as the theme song plays for the last time.

"🎶We can go wherever no one needs to know
Pack the cooler up we're drinkin' something cold
Ooh, ooh, ooh don't care when we're coming home
One small spark can turn into a flame
Brighter than the blue moon
Sitting here beside you
And if it burns forever and a day
We can turn into anything we want to
We started this fire
All we gotta do is keep it lit!
Keep it lit!🎶"

By the end, they're into their changing rooms. I grin and jump off stage landing in a crouch in front as I hold up the remote.
"THANK YOU EVERYBODY!" I shout into it, and listen to the crowd cheering, before I grab the remote, and press One. Single. Button.

Poof! The dome goes back to normal. People back where they should be, memories whiped, stage gone, chairs gone, lights gone, awesome posters..gone.
I press another button and the gangs normal clothes appear for them in their change rooms, before I sit back and relax.

The gang all walk out of the changing from a a few minutes later, back to normal, and pretty damn pleased about it.
"Welcome back, everybody!" I laugh a little.

"So. What now?" Astrid asks as they look around the now empty dome, even the changing rooms gone now.
"Oh, nothing. I have to go now, so see ya next time! Thanks again to BelieverChick1 for her great song suggestions! Bye!"

"But—"

I press the button and get zapped out of there, happy to finally be home cause that took forever. I simply collapse on the couch and don't move from that spot.

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Authors note:

Me: *collapses*
Random: well, she's dead.
Other Random: is she okay?
Me: so..much..writing..
Me:...twelve..thousand..seven..hundred..and...something..words.
Me: *dies*

Random: Well, okay then. Guess we'll continue. Sorry it's been ages since the last update
Other Random: Yeah, technical difficulties..she doesn't have Wifi, after all.
Random: imagine trying to get lyrics when you get access to wifi like once or twice every two weeks.
Random: Yeah, it sucks. Anyway, don't forget to leave a dare or truth in the comments, or via private messages! :)
Other Random: Also Vote! She likes those :)
Random: It's how she knows you like it, if you don't wanna comment :)
Me: Stop smiling at them, you're going to scare them off! And, Other Random, you made me sound creepy "She likes those!" sheesh.
Other Random: I thought she died?!
Random: It's a ghost! 🙀
Other random: 😱😱😱😱😱🙀🙀🙀
Me: *facepalms* just..just go.
Me: Hope you liked it! Don't worry, I'm getting onto any other submitted dares, I just needed to get this one done first heh. Bye.