Sexy, huh?
Only play the video in the media when I say :)
"Yeah,but that's not the point!" I tell my brother. We're having a heated discussion. "The point is, that who's gonna name their kid Dave or, say Elsa, when they can have unique names! Plus, his name is not that normal, too. And anyway, they're nice names!" I exclaim.
"Pfft. Yeah, whatever!" He waves me off. "The whole thing was rushed anyway."
"IT WAS NOT RUSHE—Whatever, I've got somewhere to go. We'll continue this later." I grumble and then walk out the door.
I fish out my remote and click a few buttons.
Next thing I know, I'm standing in front of the Clubhouse. Face to face with Viggo.
"VIGGO!" I yelp out, at the same time he jumps back in surprise.
"Uh, um, what the fuck are you doing at the Edge?!" I struggle to regain posture. He narrows his eyes.
"Never you mind. I however, think you would make a great prisoner, of course in exchange for the Dragon Eye you'd be free."
"The dragon what?" I ask, pretending not to know what he's talking about.
"Don't play games with me, you were there that one time, with them."
"I was only visiting!" I protest. "They never even told me what this Dragon Eye is!" I'm having fun with this.
Viggo eyes me for a few silent moments, and I stare back, not unnerved.
"Whatever. It doesn't matter if you know what it is. Your freedom will still be in exchange for it." Viggo says, and takes a step towards me.
"Not even on your best day, you board game loving scumbag!" I hiss and put some distant between us.
"Oh and what are YOU going to do?! Nobody's here to save you." He sniggers.
"I can take care of myself...well, sort of." I growl. "Piss off, Viggo. You're ruining my plans for today, you pathetic halfwit!"
"Oh sure. Why not." Viggo says sarcastically. I get an idea. I then smirk.
"Roxi!" I yell. The blue Terrible Terror flies out of the clubhouse and lands on my shoulder. I scratch her. I smirk at Viggo.
"Roxi, attack!" I grin and point to Viggo. My Terror goes from cute to vicious, and leaps onto Viggo. I laugh wickedly as she bites at him.
"VIGGO!" I hear Hiccup's enraged yell as he flies in on Toothless.
"Roxy, heel!" I say gently. My little dragon gives Viggo one more bite before returning to my shoulder. I give her a fish from my pocket in reward.
Toothless lands in front of Viggo, growling. Viggo turns to go, But is cut off by Stormfly. Everyone else lands around us.
"Where do you think your going?!" Heather yells.
"After sneaking into our base!" Astrid adds.
"Looking through our stuff!" Ruffnut adds.
"And bullying our friend!" Heather finishes.
"I think it's time that this guy meets our jail." Hiccup says firmly, getting off Toothless.
"Yes, But first, let us girls teach him a lesson."
"Ooh, I want in!" I say eagerly. "There are so many things I want to do to this guy."
"Sure!" Astrid smirks.
"Well, we will, Just, Uh, go get the cell ready." Hiccup says awkwardly, after tying Viggo's hands behind his back. Toothless snarls at Viggo before the boys all fly off.
"So, What's first?" Aatrid asks, hands on her hips as all four of us stare Viggo down. I smirk.
"I've got an idea!" I grin.
**after my idea**
"HAHAHA!" I burst out into laughter. "Just—just look at him!" I can barely contain myself, looking at Viggo. His hair is sprayed pink, his armour is on backwards, and he's wearing a pink tutu. The girls laughs along with me.
"Okay, now, for some seriousness. What now?" Heather asks a few minutes later when we have all calmed down.
Astrid cracks her knuckles. "I have some ideas!"
*****twenty minutes later******
We half drag a pink-haired, reversed-clothing, a-little-bit-beaten Viggo Grimborn into the stables.
As soon as the boys see us, they are a little shocked, to say the least.
"What happened to him?" Tuffnut asks with an amused snigger. Us girls smirk and high five.
"Just fooling around." I reply happily and then Astrid shoves the gagged Viggo into the prepared stall, slamming the door behind.
"You can stay here till you rott. You know to much." I tell Viggo in a creepy voice.
"Okay. Heather, Tuffnut, you guys are on guard duty. Don't let him out of your sight for a minute." Hiccup instructs.
"Shall the rest of us retire to the clubhouse?" I say formally. Astrid gives a fake bow.
"We shall!" She says and we all laugh as we walk out.
"Anyway," I begin once we're inside (with the exception of Heather and Tuffnut) "I have some dares. A big one for you later, Hiccup." I wink at him. He gulps. "Anyway, Anyway, the first dare is for Astrid— you have to agree with what, and no matter what DO what, Hiccup says or asks. For the next week."
"Wait, so basically I have to do whatever Hiccup says for the next week?" Astrid checks. I nod. "Well, that's not too bad. Yeah I'll do it. He's not really a harsh person." She shrugs. Hiccup grins.
"Oh I'm not gonna go easy, milady. For starters, In missions, you have to do whatever I say, no exceptions. like when you sometimes improvise, that won't happen." Hiccup explains. Astrid pouts.
"Milady," Hiccup begins cheekily. She looks at him. "Would you be so kind to fetch me dragon fly 1? I'd like to try it out again!" Hiccup says cheekily. Astrid's eyes widen.
"No! You'll get killed!" She protests. I clear my throat. Astrid grumbles angrily and stomps out of the room, Hiccup chuckles, satisfied. "I knew that would tick her off." He smirks.
"Okay, moving on!" I say after a moment. "Snotlout, I dare you to... confess your love to Gothi next time you see her."
"What?!"
"You heard me, Snotlout." I smirk. "Moving on, again..."
*a few minutes later*
"Okay, now I know your excited to try the Dragon zfky 1 out again Hiccup, but I have a dare for you, so Astrid you can put the invention away if you like!"
"Gladly!" Astrid says with a relieved sigh, tucking the invention under the table.
"Well, What's my dare?" Hiccup asks eagerly.
"Okay, So httyd1111 says Hiccup has to sing I'm sexy and I know it while only wearing a skirt!" I announce happily.
"Uhh?"
"Oh, right, you don't even know the song." I say in realisation. I click my fingers and now he does! "What kind of song is that?!" He exclaims loudly.
"Go put this one on!" I say to Hiccup, handing him a random red skirt in his size and all.
"What the heck?!" Hiccup exclaims, staring at it. I smirk and make a shooing motion. "Meet us at The Dome!" I tell Hiccup as he walks out of the clubhouse cursing under his breath. I chuckle. "Oh I'm going to enjoy this." I say.
"Catch ya on the flip side!" I say to the gang before clicking my fingers, and zapping myself to the dome. I open the dome and walk in, thinking.
"Okay, What does this place need?" I wonder, ginger on my chin as I examine th slightly dusty and destructive area.
"Got it!" I say in excitement, clicking my fingers. A large stage appears, and with a few more clicks everything is set up—spotlight in the stage, a microphone set, speakers everywhere, disco lights for the crowd.
"Whoa..what happened here?" I turn to see the gang and their dragons minus Hiccup and Toothless walk in.
"Be honest: Are the disco lights too much?" I ask them.
"I wouldn't know. None of this is from our time." Astrid replies with a shrug, so I shrug too. "Well, be patient, our star will be here any moment!" I say with a giddy laugh.
And just as I thought, an embarrassed Hiccup and an amused Toothless walk into the Dome, making sure the dome will close behind them.
"Oh my gods!" Astrid laughs.
"Shut up!" Hiccup says blushing madly.
"Okay, you go up there and in front of the microphone—the black fuzzy thing on the stick." I say, pointing to the stage. Hiccup huffs at me and walks up, at standing in front of the microphone. Toothless joins the rest of us down here, still amused.
"Don't forget—only the skirt!" I say, Hiccup grumbles at me and starts to remove his armour. After that he stands there, and I clear my throat. He sighs and rolls his eyes before he reaches up and takes off his tunic.
"Oh my gods, Hiccup has abs?!" Snotlout exclaims. Hiccup is looking pretty uncomfortable right now.
"Yeah, Thor's mighty hammer, remember?!" Tuffnut replies and Snotlout gulps.
Astrid eyes widen and I smirk, nudging her. She realises she's staring at Hiccup's existent but probably not rock hard abs and blushes, looking away.
"Cue the music!" I shout, and the music starts playing. Hiccup sighs, closing his eyes, before he steps forward and starts singing.
Play video! Play video! Play video! Play video! Play video! Play video!
"Yeah
Yeah
When I walk on by
Girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat
Walking down the street in my new LaFreak, yeah
This is how I roll
Animal print, pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow"
Huh. At least now he knows how to sing on key. Not to mention Astrid's loving it.
"Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out"
I smirk at Astrid and she blushes.
"When I walk in the spot (yeah) this is what I see (okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it"
I stifle a laugh at seeing Hiccups 'help me' face. (Oh yeah and he can sing backup at the same time😂)
"When I'm at the mall security just can't fight them all
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what?)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service, watch
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out"
Hiccup's actually getting into it now, but that doesn't mean he isn't embarrassed!
"When I walk in the spot (yeah) this is what I see (okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
Ay!
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out
Check it out"
Hiccup cheekily chucks in some moves, that has me struggling to stay calm.
"Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah yeah!"
I can't hold it in anymore. I burst out into laughter, but try to keep it in, as Hiccup continues stinging and being out of character with his dance moves.
"Do the wiggle, man!
I do the wiggle, man!
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it
Ay!
Yeah!
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I, I work out
I'm sexy and I know it"
At the end Hiccup there's in a mock bow, and we all burst out into applause and cheering.
Within seconds Hiccup has ran off the stage with his armour and tunic in his hands, and then he is gone and so is Toothless.
"Priceless." I say, wiping a tear I got from laughing.
"He's gonna take some time to recover." Fishlegs says bluntly, not looking away from where Hiccup last was.
"How long you think?" Ruffnut asks, not looking away either.
"A day?" Fishlegs suggests.
"Nah, that was major embarrassment. I'd say a week." Ruffnut says, shaking her head.
"Four days?" Fishlegs questions.
"At the minimum." Ruffnut finishes,
"Well, I gotta go, good luck getting Hiccup out of his hut!" I say, waving with a chuckle, before I zap away everything I have made this time and myself away.
I appear at home, smiling still. "So priceless." I whisper before I pick up my iPad and once again defy logic by watching random YouTube videos not yet invented, not that I have wifi either.
Hey!
Sorry it took so long httyd1111 to get this out,
Not that it's the best quality anyway, but at least it's out?
Well, bye!
:)
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