My POV
(Hicctrid is a couple in this one shot.)
'HEY WASSUP!" I yell cheerily as I walk into the clubhouse. Everyone is currently sitting around the table
Roxi, my Terrible Terror, flies over to land on my shoulder. I give my blue and purple dragon a friendly scratch in greeting.
"Hey! Got any dares?" Astrid asks.
"O-or truths!" Hiccup adds.
"Wimp!" Snotlout teases him.
"Shut up, Snotlout. Anyway, I do have one truth and one dare. We'll start with a truth." I say, joining them at the table with my magic remote and scroll.
"Boring!" Tuffnut complains and I just ignore him.
"Who's it for?" Fishlegs asks.
"You. And it's this: What would you rather destroy: the Dragon Eye or the sun?" I ask.

"What kind of question is that?" Fishlegs asks me, a little bored looking.
"What?! I made it up!" I exclaim and he shrugs.
"Well, I think I'd destroy the Dragon Eye so the hunters can't use it to do bad." Fishlegs replies. Hiccup gives him an approving smile.
"Good. Okay, now this dare is for Astrid." I pipe up.
"Bring it on!" She smirks, cracking her knuckles.
"Okay, this one is from  browniefangle and it says I dare Astrid to kiss Snotlought!" I say.

Everyone:...
Hiccup: 🙀😤🤦‍♂️
Astrid: 🤨😤🤬😡🙀👿🙎‍♀️
Me: 😂😂😂
"Well, Snotlout, Astrid, pucker up!" I tease him to break the silence.
"Nonono ew!" Astrid cries, backing away.
"Are you kidding me?! S-She'll probably head butt me o-or have fire on her lips or something!" Snotlout complains. "And not to mention that Hiccup will probably murder me!" He points to Hiccup, who tries to hide his pissed look.
"W-What, no, come on Snotlout, I-I wouldn't!" Hiccup lies.
"Well, If I was you, I'd get it over with!" I exclaim to Astrid, who grumbles under her breath.

"I am really going to regret this." She exclaims loudly. I smirk.
"It's okay I've got some mouth wash!" I hold up a random bottle. Then I hold up a tube of toothpaste.
"And some Toothpaste."
They all give me a confused look.
"Oh, and I've got a mint for someone in particular." I look right at Snotlout, and throw him the white object. He looks at it, confused.
"CHEW IT!" I yell, annoyed at his stupidity.
So he does, and almost spits it out, but needless to say he end up keeping it in his mouth.

Astrid looks like she's about to either cry or murder someone, so I whisper something into her ear and she smirks, nodding at me.
"Fine. But it didn't say I had to kiss him on the lips." She grumbles, and I shrug.

Eventually, the dragons have to push the two Vikings close, and I stand next to Hiccup.
"You know, try not to strangle him. He was forced into this too." I tell Hiccup, who looks at me before turning his attention back to Astrid.
Astrid is about to lean in, with a murderous glare, and Snotlout looks scared as fuck.

She then quick as a speed stinger and pecks Snotlout's cheek, before gagging and pulling her fist back. She punches him, hard, in the face and he drops to the ground unconscious. Astrid gags again.

"Well then." I mumble. Astrid snaps her head to look at me, and I sheepishly wave. Roxy takes off, sensing I'm probably about to get pummelled.
"Don't shoot the messenger!" I exclaim loudly, holding my hands up, just before I pick up my remote.

"Bye!" Quick as a flash, I press the button to get the hell out of there and I do, narrowly missing Astrid about to tackle me.
"Sucker!" I laugh as I appear back at my home.

I walk into my house and shut the door with a smirk.

Hey thanks for reading and sorry it's short!
Any dares or truths of your own? And thanks again to browniefangle for the dare!
I'm sorry, but I actually couldn't make myself write for Astrid to kiss him on the mouth, like I couldn't make it happen! For god sake why not😂😂
Oh well.
Ilikehorsesandcake out!